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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Come and join us on the dark side.

Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul.

Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday.

You know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit that scared me

I thought word was out Minxie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I just stay in vanilla land?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am already infected...I've got fluff and cheese on my profile xx God and the French know cheese can be evil and dark

I know I want to too!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?"

No. You mustn't.

I like this thread.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am already infected...I've got fluff and cheese on my profile xx God and the French know cheese can be evil and dark

I know I want to too!! "

You won't regret it.

Thursday's are so peaceful since my dark avatar took over. The rants aren't very ranty at all and I am full of Funky love for a whole day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i do have some fluff but mines pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I am full of Funky love for a whole day."

;-) IF I NO WOT U MEAN!!¡

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ? "

There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ?

There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it?"

Yes totes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I refuse... he is in my bad books.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I refuse... he is in my bad books. "

What did he do? Was it cheese related?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Having stalked him a couple of months ago, I'll give this one a miss if you don't mind ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ?

There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it?

Yes totes "

In that case im in

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ?

There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it?

Yes totes

In that case im in "

I look forward to seeing your Thursday avatar after you've experienced Future Funky.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I need some Funky loving....I'll start by licking/nibbling/biting his yummy bum

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I refuse... he is in my bad books. "

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?

No. You mustn't.

I like this thread. "

Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?

No. You mustn't.

I like this thread.

Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way)"

It's a deal bro (((MANLY HIGH FIVE)))

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do?"

Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do?

Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner)."

Thought I already had

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk! "

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) "

My trousers have a mind of their own.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do?

Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner).

Thought I already had "

Ok again then!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)

My trousers have a mind of their own. "

Is that why they keep wandering off?

_muma, how about he takes you back in time to before he behaved badly and you start from there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do?

Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner).

Thought I already had

Ok again then! "

Ok ssshhhh don't tell anyone else

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)

My trousers have a mind of their own. "

Ah, but were they pressing the buttons?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)

My trousers have a mind of their own.

Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? "

I have a very dexterous penis.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)

My trousers have a mind of their own.

Ah, but were they pressing the buttons?

I have a very dexterous penis."

Is that with out without the extendi options fitted?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)

My trousers have a mind of their own.

Ah, but were they pressing the buttons?

I have a very dexterous penis."

I know sweetie (and the conversation was quite funny too)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I refuse... he is in my bad books.

It was an accident! I was d*unk!

I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....

Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)

My trousers have a mind of their own.

Ah, but were they pressing the buttons?

I have a very dexterous penis.

Is that with out without the extendi options fitted?"

d[ o_0 ]b ___(Excuse me mistress, those options are for me not Funky)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I have a very dexterous penis.

Is that with out without the extendi options fitted?

d[ o_0 ]b ___(Excuse me mistress, those options are for me not Funky)"

Erm, that means I haven't had Funky's option yet. You were very good d[o_0]b.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

*cold shoulder* pfft!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"*cold shoulder* pfft! "

Cold shoulder? Grab a scarf.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"*cold shoulder* pfft!

Cold shoulder? Grab a scarf.

"

Round his neck more like !!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp

and Soxy is prowling to man love him.

I am first

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"*cold shoulder* pfft!

Cold shoulder? Grab a scarf.

Round his neck more like !! "

Funky! Oh Funky Monkey! There's a deer waiting for your attention.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp

and Soxy is prowling to man love him.

I am first "

I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible.

I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp

and Soxy is prowling to man love him.

I am first

I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible.

I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though."

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp

and Soxy is prowling to man love him.

I am first

I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible.

I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though."

He's not in my hole ... yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do scary stuff ........... I have a traumatic life as it is - someone come and save me pleeeeese before it's too late

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I cant do scary stuff ........... I have a traumatic life as it is - someone come and save me pleeeeese before it's too late "

That's just it, it's not scary once you do it. Come with us, just once. It's easier than putting a pressure cooker on your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?

No. You mustn't.

I like this thread.

Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way)

Man hug

Bash fists together

It's a deal bro (((MANLY HIGH FIVE)))"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Am working on my dark side!! I wish I could switch the light on...I'd get there faster

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Am working on my dark side!! I wish I could switch the light on...I'd get there faster "

It's OK to put the light on. When you get properly dark it absorbs the light and you get used to the dark.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp

and Soxy is prowling to man love him.

I am first "

View you know I am totes ghey for only one man yo and that's you bro.

As for Sox, well, we travel together a lot. When you span eons together you kind of go with the flow sometimes. But technically it doesn't count if it's in another dimension.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Funky! Just for one night, to help me through, may I have the torso shot as your avatar? You know the one...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Good man funky

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky! Just for one night, to help me through, may I have the torso shot as your avatar? You know the one... "

Any good? My chosen one

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Good man funky "

If Funky and you are together and Soxy is there as crew may I come along and play with all of you?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky! Just for one night, to help me through, may I have the torso shot as your avatar? You know the one...

Any good? My chosen one "

That's the one...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Good man funky

If Funky and you are together and Soxy is there as crew may I come along and play with all of you? "

All welcome

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Good man funky

If Funky and you are together and Soxy is there as crew may I come along and play with all of you?

All welcome"

The party is on!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate??

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate?? "

His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate??

His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon."

I am like totally breathing in but you are correct, the funky gibbon is taking place!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate??

His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon.

I am like totally breathing in but you are correct, the funky gibbon is taking place!"

I soooo want to be that lollie you're sucking on

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Nah sorry, got some VAT returns to complete

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Nah sorry, got some VAT returns to complete"

That's the beauty of time travel. You'll be back before you know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky, take me to a place where you can give birth to my children x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can anyone not funky

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever "

Has been to look at your collection in stealth mode? He usually leaves a glitter deposit somewhere. He may be jealous of your collection.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky, take me to a place where you can give birth to my children x"

Good plan.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky, take me to a place where you can give birth to my children x

Good plan."

Ouchy!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever "

Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever

Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?"

Rubbing up against a fluffy pink woman of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been taken time travelling yet so cant join xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever

Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?"

Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever

Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?

Rubbing up against a fluffy pink woman of course."

Ah yes, that does happen.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever

Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?

Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course "

I would like totally like to have a close inspection of your fluff. IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE IF U NO WOT I MEAN!!¡

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Nice! That is all...nice!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Come and join us on the dark side.

Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul.

Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday.

You know you want to."

I am ready to move to the dark side on Thursday!! Hehe

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come and join us on the dark side.

Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul.

Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday.

You know you want to.

I am ready to move to the dark side on Thursday!! Hehe "

You'll love it. Funky will come and leave glitter and you may have some fairly strange dreams but it's an experience every Funky fan should have.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's....

I'm still on the meds

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's....

I'm still on the meds "

How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever

Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?

Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course

I would like totally like to have a close inspection of your fluff. IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE IF U NO WOT I MEAN!!¡"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's....

I'm still on the meds

How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s?"

That's why it took us so long, and we kept losing count

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's....

I'm still on the meds

How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s?

That's why it took us so long, and we kept losing count "

It was a worthwhile pursuit nonetheless old chum. There are things a man finds out about himself whilst counting a beach of 100's and 1000's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky"

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.

manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.

manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with"

phwoar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.

manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with"

i think I'd like to give it a good lick then !!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.

manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled withi think I'd like to give it a good lick then !!"

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of... erm I can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.

manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with

phwoar "

Ohhh I have come over all particular

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.

manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with

phwoar

Ohhh I have come over all particular "

*changes name to 'all particular'*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky

Soon!

In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.

manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with

phwoar

Ohhh I have come over all particular

*changes name to 'all particular'*"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Tomorrow...all will be revealed! I hope you are all very brave

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We meet at midnight under the clock in the square. The round clock, not the square one.

Come and join us. Feel the Funky Monkey lurve, arse and armpits. The rest is mine.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"We meet at midnight under the clock in the square. The round clock, not the square one.

Come and join us. Feel the Funky Monkey lurve, arse and armpits. The rest is mine."

Yeh, what she said.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Does it have to be in Public?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Does it have to be in Public? "

Yes public.

Thursday is now officially

Funky's Show Your Soul In Avatar Format Rant Thursday Day™

An admin just told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

i dont want to

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

i dont want to "

Butt will be fine thank you.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

i dont want to "

Spoil sport missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont know what im supposed to do

sp tell me and ill condiser it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i dont know what im supposed to do

sp tell me and ill condiser it"

Have you seen Funky's soul on a Thursday? Come on a trip of a lifetime at midnight and infect your avatar with a bit of Funky's soul. Deep, dark, scary and utterly beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im thinking. ........

could take a while this

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The moon is calling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah i flash my arse enoughxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Soon.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Yes master I am entranced already!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im ready willing and able sir! !!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"im ready willing and able sir! !!!"

Ooooooh I cant wait...17 minutes to go!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im ready willing and able sir! !!!

Ooooooh I cant wait...17 minutes to go!!! "

come give me a cuddle x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"im ready willing and able sir! !!!

Ooooooh I cant wait...17 minutes to go!!!

come give me a cuddle x"

((((Hugs)))) and [[[[Cuddles]]]]

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lurve Funky too but am not joining in cos u will all scare me

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I lurve Funky too but am not joining in cos u will all scare me "

You could try scaring us Missy!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers."

Less of the small!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers.

Less of the small! "

Quality...not quantity!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I lurve Funky too but am not joining in cos u will all scare me "

Relent my sweet. Give yourself to the Dark Side it is the only way. x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers.

Less of the small! "

We're the small ones - have to checked Bambi's shoe size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You freaky freaks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers.

Less of the small!

We're the small ones - have to checked Bambi's shoe size?"

True! Elle est petite!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did you feel it? Did you?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"You freaky freaks!!!! "

THIS

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am feeling the lurrrrve...yeah baby! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm boobs do

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Did you feel it? Did you?"

Yes there was a stirring. A stirring I have not felt since...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"erm boobs do"

Alien boobs, wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"erm boobs do

Alien boobs, wow!"

yeah bavy

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I love the pic Missy!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love the pic Missy! "

I can see he gave you most of his lovin'.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Such pretties!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Venus and Saturn getting it on was much more than I expected.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I have become his bitch, his thing, his love slave....first he makes me add this to my profile: NB: Funky Monkey said that anyone without Cheese and Pocket fluff on their profile is weird...here is me being normal then!!

…..and now he makes me create an evil alter ego of my lovely persona...This man can do things over the airwaves that no other Monkey can do! I need the fairy dust (poudre de perlinpinpin) to keep me happy!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness.

We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Oh wow!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My soul fell asleep before midnight...soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*runs away screaming*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

liking the pics

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My soul fell asleep before midnight...soz "

That's the beauty of time travel.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness.

We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard.

"

Are you one of his sentient profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will come back when i get my breath back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will come back when i get my breath back

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I will come back when i get my breath back "

He does leave you breathless. I have found you have to distract him slightly when he's sucking the breath out of you. A squeeze of the arse will do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case i will take 2

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

No glitter anywhere on sight, and I have looked everywhare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gusset is glistened, I think he's been here.....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No glitter anywhere on sight, and I have looked everywhare! "

The last time he 'came' to my house he left the glitter on my black suede shoes. I didn't find it until the next time I went to wear them. It was weeks.

He's been lost in a vortex today - I can feel the pull but no push.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My gusset is glistened, I think he's been here....."

If it's glitter it's Funky. If it's just glistening then it might have been a snail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not glitter, it's glisten, which is funny because I don't remember putting a snail in my knickers today

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's not glitter, it's glisten, which is funny because I don't remember putting a snail in my knickers today"

Those snails are sneaky and faster than you think.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness.

We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard.

Are you one of his sentient profiles?"

We often feel his presence.

DIRTY PERVERT!!!

There's no downside with the funkster.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I leave this thread for one day and it's clogged up with snails and sentient fake profiles!

Just as it should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

On an even more positive note I was logged on for about 32 seconds and got a PM with a single word - 'blowjob?'

Shame it was from 24 year old bro. Still, respek to the gheys innit.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies "

Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies

Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way."

It dont ya know. lmao

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.

It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies

Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way.

It dont ya know. lmao "

She wans to kiss meeeee, she wants to luuurve meeee, she wants to high five meeeee! She wants to discuss the relative merits of a single currency with meeeee

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.

It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. "

Alas, I have missed the whining and bitching today, I had issues in the gitter mines of Rylon 5. Fuckers want more cheese triangles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies

Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way.

It dont ya know. lmao

She wans to kiss meeeee, she wants to luuurve meeee, she wants to high five meeeee! She wants to discuss the relative merits of a single currency with meeeee"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.

It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. "

Sorry I let you all down but my soul became full of unhappy thoughts!! I still Funky!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.

It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse.

Sorry I let you all down but my soul became full of unhappy thoughts!! I still Funky! "

Unhappy thoughts are not good. Banish them with a stick. It was a very full moon. It's so bright here tonight, sitting big and fat in the sky.

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