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"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?" No. You mustn't. I like this thread. | |||
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"I am already infected...I've got fluff and cheese on my profile xx God and the French know cheese can be evil and dark I know I want to too!! " You won't regret it. Thursday's are so peaceful since my dark avatar took over. The rants aren't very ranty at all and I am full of Funky love for a whole day. | |||
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"I am full of Funky love for a whole day." ;-) IF I NO WOT U MEAN!!¡ | |||
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"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ? " There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it? | |||
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"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ? There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it?" Yes totes | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. " What did he do? Was it cheese related? | |||
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"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ? There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it? Yes totes In that case im in " I look forward to seeing your Thursday avatar after you've experienced Future Funky. | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. " It was an accident! I was d*unk! | |||
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"Can't I just stay in vanilla land? No. You mustn't. I like this thread. " Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way) | |||
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"Can't I just stay in vanilla land? No. You mustn't. I like this thread. Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way)" It's a deal bro (((MANLY HIGH FIVE))) | |||
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"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do?" Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner). | |||
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"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do? Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner)." Thought I already had | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! " I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) " My trousers have a mind of their own. | |||
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"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do? Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner). Thought I already had " Ok again then! | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) My trousers have a mind of their own. " Is that why they keep wandering off? _muma, how about he takes you back in time to before he behaved badly and you start from there? | |||
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"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do? Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner). Thought I already had Ok again then! " Ok ssshhhh don't tell anyone else | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) My trousers have a mind of their own. " Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) My trousers have a mind of their own. Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? " I have a very dexterous penis. | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) My trousers have a mind of their own. Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? I have a very dexterous penis." Is that with out without the extendi options fitted? | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) My trousers have a mind of their own. Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? I have a very dexterous penis." I know sweetie (and the conversation was quite funny too) | |||
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books. It was an accident! I was d*unk! I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) My trousers have a mind of their own. Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? I have a very dexterous penis. Is that with out without the extendi options fitted?" d[ o_0 ]b ___(Excuse me mistress, those options are for me not Funky) | |||
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" I have a very dexterous penis. Is that with out without the extendi options fitted? d[ o_0 ]b ___(Excuse me mistress, those options are for me not Funky)" Erm, that means I haven't had Funky's option yet. You were very good d[o_0]b. | |||
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"*cold shoulder* pfft! " Cold shoulder? Grab a scarf. | |||
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"*cold shoulder* pfft! Cold shoulder? Grab a scarf. " Round his neck more like !! | |||
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"*cold shoulder* pfft! Cold shoulder? Grab a scarf. Round his neck more like !! " Funky! Oh Funky Monkey! There's a deer waiting for your attention. | |||
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"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp and Soxy is prowling to man love him. I am first " I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible. I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though. | |||
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"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp and Soxy is prowling to man love him. I am first I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible. I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though." Happy days | |||
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"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp and Soxy is prowling to man love him. I am first I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible. I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though." He's not in my hole ... yet | |||
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"I cant do scary stuff ........... I have a traumatic life as it is - someone come and save me pleeeeese before it's too late " That's just it, it's not scary once you do it. Come with us, just once. It's easier than putting a pressure cooker on your head. | |||
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"Can't I just stay in vanilla land? No. You mustn't. I like this thread. Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way) Man hug Bash fists together It's a deal bro (((MANLY HIGH FIVE)))" | |||
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"Am working on my dark side!! I wish I could switch the light on...I'd get there faster " It's OK to put the light on. When you get properly dark it absorbs the light and you get used to the dark. | |||
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"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp and Soxy is prowling to man love him. I am first " View you know I am totes ghey for only one man yo and that's you bro. As for Sox, well, we travel together a lot. When you span eons together you kind of go with the flow sometimes. But technically it doesn't count if it's in another dimension. | |||
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"Funky! Just for one night, to help me through, may I have the torso shot as your avatar? You know the one... " Any good? My chosen one | |||
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"Good man funky " If Funky and you are together and Soxy is there as crew may I come along and play with all of you? | |||
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"Funky! Just for one night, to help me through, may I have the torso shot as your avatar? You know the one... Any good? My chosen one " That's the one... | |||
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"Good man funky If Funky and you are together and Soxy is there as crew may I come along and play with all of you? " All welcome | |||
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"Good man funky If Funky and you are together and Soxy is there as crew may I come along and play with all of you? All welcome" The party is on! | |||
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"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate?? " His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon. | |||
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"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate?? His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon." I am like totally breathing in but you are correct, the funky gibbon is taking place! | |||
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"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate?? His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon. I am like totally breathing in but you are correct, the funky gibbon is taking place!" I soooo want to be that lollie you're sucking on | |||
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"Nah sorry, got some VAT returns to complete" That's the beauty of time travel. You'll be back before you know it. | |||
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever " Has been to look at your collection in stealth mode? He usually leaves a glitter deposit somewhere. He may be jealous of your collection. | |||
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"Funky, take me to a place where you can give birth to my children x" Good plan. | |||
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"Funky, take me to a place where you can give birth to my children x Good plan." Ouchy! | |||
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever " Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there? | |||
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?" Rubbing up against a fluffy pink woman of course. | |||
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?" Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course | |||
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there? Rubbing up against a fluffy pink woman of course." Ah yes, that does happen. | |||
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there? Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course " I would like totally like to have a close inspection of your fluff. IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE IF U NO WOT I MEAN!!¡ | |||
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"Come and join us on the dark side. Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul. Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday. You know you want to." I am ready to move to the dark side on Thursday!! Hehe | |||
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"Come and join us on the dark side. Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul. Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday. You know you want to. I am ready to move to the dark side on Thursday!! Hehe " You'll love it. Funky will come and leave glitter and you may have some fairly strange dreams but it's an experience every Funky fan should have. | |||
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"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's.... I'm still on the meds " How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s? | |||
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there? Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course I would like totally like to have a close inspection of your fluff. IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE IF U NO WOT I MEAN!!¡" | |||
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"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's.... I'm still on the meds How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s?" That's why it took us so long, and we kept losing count | |||
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"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's.... I'm still on the meds How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s? That's why it took us so long, and we kept losing count " It was a worthwhile pursuit nonetheless old chum. There are things a man finds out about himself whilst counting a beach of 100's and 1000's. | |||
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky" Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you. manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with | |||
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you. manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with" phwoar | |||
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you. manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with" i think I'd like to give it a good lick then !! | |||
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you. manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled withi think I'd like to give it a good lick then !!" Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of... erm I can't reach. | |||
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you. manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with phwoar " Ohhh I have come over all particular | |||
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you. manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with phwoar Ohhh I have come over all particular " *changes name to 'all particular'* | |||
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky Soon! In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you. manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with phwoar Ohhh I have come over all particular *changes name to 'all particular'*" | |||
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"We meet at midnight under the clock in the square. The round clock, not the square one. Come and join us. Feel the Funky Monkey lurve, arse and armpits. The rest is mine." Yeh, what she said. | |||
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"Does it have to be in Public? " Yes public. Thursday is now officially Funky's Show Your Soul In Avatar Format Rant Thursday Day™ An admin just told me. | |||
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"butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i dont want to " Butt will be fine thank you. | |||
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"butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i dont want to " Spoil sport missy | |||
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"i dont know what im supposed to do sp tell me and ill condiser it" Have you seen Funky's soul on a Thursday? Come on a trip of a lifetime at midnight and infect your avatar with a bit of Funky's soul. Deep, dark, scary and utterly beautiful. | |||
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"im ready willing and able sir! !!!" Ooooooh I cant wait...17 minutes to go!!! | |||
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"im ready willing and able sir! !!! Ooooooh I cant wait...17 minutes to go!!! " come give me a cuddle x | |||
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"im ready willing and able sir! !!! Ooooooh I cant wait...17 minutes to go!!! come give me a cuddle x" ((((Hugs)))) and [[[[Cuddles]]]] | |||
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"I lurve Funky too but am not joining in cos u will all scare me " You could try scaring us Missy! | |||
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"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers." Less of the small! | |||
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"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers. Less of the small! " Quality...not quantity! | |||
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"I lurve Funky too but am not joining in cos u will all scare me " Relent my sweet. Give yourself to the Dark Side it is the only way. x | |||
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"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers. Less of the small! " We're the small ones - have to checked Bambi's shoe size? | |||
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"Ten minutes and counting until lift off. We small band of Funky lovers. Less of the small! We're the small ones - have to checked Bambi's shoe size?" True! Elle est petite! | |||
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"Did you feel it? Did you?" Yes there was a stirring. A stirring I have not felt since... | |||
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"erm boobs do" Alien boobs, wow! | |||
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"I love the pic Missy! " I can see he gave you most of his lovin'. | |||
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"My soul fell asleep before midnight...soz " That's the beauty of time travel. | |||
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"He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness. We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard. " Are you one of his sentient profiles? | |||
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"I will come back when i get my breath back " He does leave you breathless. I have found you have to distract him slightly when he's sucking the breath out of you. A squeeze of the arse will do it. | |||
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"No glitter anywhere on sight, and I have looked everywhare! " The last time he 'came' to my house he left the glitter on my black suede shoes. I didn't find it until the next time I went to wear them. It was weeks. He's been lost in a vortex today - I can feel the pull but no push. | |||
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"My gusset is glistened, I think he's been here....." If it's glitter it's Funky. If it's just glistening then it might have been a snail. | |||
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"It's not glitter, it's glisten, which is funny because I don't remember putting a snail in my knickers today" Those snails are sneaky and faster than you think. | |||
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"He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness. We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard. Are you one of his sentient profiles?" We often feel his presence. DIRTY PERVERT!!! There's no downside with the funkster. | |||
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"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies " Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way. | |||
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"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way." It dont ya know. lmao | |||
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"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way. It dont ya know. lmao " She wans to kiss meeeee, she wants to luuurve meeee, she wants to high five meeeee! She wants to discuss the relative merits of a single currency with meeeee | |||
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"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others. It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. " Alas, I have missed the whining and bitching today, I had issues in the gitter mines of Rylon 5. Fuckers want more cheese triangles. | |||
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"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way. It dont ya know. lmao She wans to kiss meeeee, she wants to luuurve meeee, she wants to high five meeeee! She wants to discuss the relative merits of a single currency with meeeee" | |||
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"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others. It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. " Sorry I let you all down but my soul became full of unhappy thoughts!! I still Funky! | |||
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"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others. It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. Sorry I let you all down but my soul became full of unhappy thoughts!! I still Funky! " Unhappy thoughts are not good. Banish them with a stick. It was a very full moon. It's so bright here tonight, sitting big and fat in the sky. | |||
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