FabSwingers.com forum: Roald Dahl Day !

By *ust_for_laughs OP Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

A Hand in the Bush

Roald Dahl

I am a maiden who is forty,

And a maiden I shall stay.

There are some who call me haughty,

But I care not what they say.

I was running the tombola

At our church bazaar today,

And doing it with gusto

In my usual jolly way

When suddenly, I knew not why,

There came a funny feeling

Of something crawling up my thigh!

I nearly hit the ceiling!

A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!

How exquisitely tickly!

Quite soon I know I’m going to scream.

I’ve got to catch it quickly.

I made a grab. I caught the mouse,

Now right inside my knickers.

A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!

Great Scott! It was the vicar’s!

So, what's your favourite Dahl book ?

By *ust_for_laughs OP Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"it had completely slipped my mind that it was today......shame on me

I only knew because I was printing out Willy Wonka golden tickets for our grand kids at midnight when their mum discovered their printer had run out if ink !