FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a face man............

By *uckyinlust OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

I've think I've just realised that I'm a face man.......................

Basically............................

If you had sex given to you on a plate by someone who has .............how shall we put it ? .........................not been blessed in the looks department ..........

Would you ????????????

Only I have just been offered that right now by a woman with the most perfect body ...............great legs, great arse, great tits (£4,000), amazing body .......................but her face ..........................

Fuck me , but make sure I'm blindfolded.............................

Gees, I'd rather have a self obtained orgasm..........................

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

on here??

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

nice...

do your thing

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Body like baywatch but face from crimewatch? That's what we call a prawn in Australia. You know, take the body but rip off the head

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Oh yeah I hope you aren't referring to a lady on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body like baywatch but face from crimewatch? That's what we call a prawn in Australia. You know, take the body but rip off the head

Most of us on fab must be prawns based on our profile pics.

I love prawns, nom nom nom

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Picky picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picky picky.

I like all prawns

its how you eat them that matters

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Blimey another graduate from the charm school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picky picky.

I like all prawns

its how you eat them that matters"

Oh the visual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey another graduate from the charm school!

He is medieval man after all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picky picky.

I like all prawns

its how you eat them that matters

Oh the visual

shocking behaviour !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am the most fabulous of fab....tongue firmly in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the most fabulous of fab....tongue firmly in cheek "

Well you're certainly not a prawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've think I've just realised that I'm a face man.......................

Basically............................

If you had sex given to you on a plate by someone who has .............how shall we put it ? .........................not been blessed in the looks department ..........

Would you ????????????

Fuck me , but make sure I'm blindfolded.............................

Gees, I'd rather have a self obtained orgasm..........................

There has to be something that attracts you, not just the body. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body like baywatch but face from crimewatch? That's what we call a prawn in Australia. You know, take the body but rip off the head

We'd call her a Butter Face; awesome body but her face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones persons prawn is someone elses lobster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This "self obtained orgasm" you speak of, wouldn't be the reason your full stop button is stuck down would it.........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body like baywatch but face from crimewatch? That's what we call a prawn in Australia. You know, take the body but rip off the head

We'd call her a Butter Face; awesome body but her face...

We call that bobfoc

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am the most fabulous of fab....tongue firmly in cheek

Well you're certainly not a prawn

Neither are you I can tell

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hope shes not reading this!!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

The op may not have put it across so well but in a way he's right would you meet someone who's face you found unattractive? X

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The op may not have put it across so well but in a way he's right would you meet someone who's face you found unattractive? X"

big cock: yeah

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"The op may not have put it across so well but in a way he's right would you meet someone who's face you found unattractive? X

big cock: yeah

Hahaha fair point well made as ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ever looks at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've think I've just realised that I'm a face man.......................

Basically............................

If you had sex given to you on a plate by someone who has .............how shall we put it ? .........................not been blessed in the looks department ..........

Would you ????????????

Fuck me , but make sure I'm blindfolded.............................

Gees, I'd rather have a self obtained orgasm..........................

There has to be something that attracts you, not just the body. xx"

I agree wholeheartedly, I'm attracted by teh face first, respect second and body third

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

Don't you just love derogatory posts ?

That's me done for then. Don't have the perfect face or the perfect body either. So what form of life should I be compared to ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Picky picky.

I like all prawns

its how you eat them that matters"

My reply was to the OP, not you.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Don't you just love derogatory posts ?

That's me done for then. Don't have the perfect face or the perfect body either. So what form of life should I be compared to ?"

I don't think it's derogatory, perfect bodies and perfect faces are perfect to different people for different reasons x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Most people are, some just don't like to admit it.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Making a comment about turning someone down with a great body because you thought she was ugly would be ok if you were a picture of Adonis yourself. Perhaps she contacted someone whom she thought was on a par with her in the looks department.

I've been with women with excellent figures who others would consider ugly, I close my eyes when I kiss

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By *uckyinlust OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

By the way....................

She is not on here .......................well , not that I know of ...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ever looks at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire

Beat me to it

There are so many ways to have sex when looking at the face is actually more difficult. Personally I don't care what somebody looks like as long as they look like they are enjoying themselves

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Nice to see someone who thinks "any hole's a goal" isn't acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me buggered

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I've think I've just realised that I'm a face man.......................

Basically............................

If you had sex given to you on a plate by someone who has .............how shall we put it ? .........................not been blessed in the looks department ..........

Would you ????????????

Fuck me , but make sure I'm blindfolded.............................

Gees, I'd rather have a self obtained orgasm..........................

Doggy or reverse cowgirl seem the way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone can be someone's definition of ugly.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Thats me buggered

Oh I forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats me buggered

Oh I forgot that one

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Don't you just love derogatory posts ?

That's me done for then. Don't have the perfect face or the perfect body either. So what form of life should I be compared to ?"

You will have the perfect face and body for some but not for others. Same as everyone else.....no one appeals to every single person!

Can't say that I found the post derogatory. Yes it could have probably been worded better.

I actually agree that if I not attracted to someone (face/body) then I would rather not bother. Not going to fuck someone just for the sake of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to be all serious but I definitely think you need to decide quick and stick to it,

Possibility the lady in question could have low self esteem due to not perfect looks and the last thing she will need is stringing along and/or letting down,

How much time have you spent with her, a good personality can often override over issues. But its absolutely a decision only you can make

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I must be the exception to the rule, it's what is inside that counts for me, personality, kind soul, everything else is gravy.

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