funny things i have read in the news.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

an inmate has been found guilty of attacking another prisoner in...well..prison...

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he appeared via video link and the judge adjourned the hearing to consider the sentence the inmate argued 'cant you just sentence me, i did it, i told you that'

The judge explained that he needed to read a pre sentencing report to understand how dangerous he was to which the inmate blustered 'well, i cant keep turning up like this you know'

wonder what prior arrangements he has

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Mrs Christine Overy, 32, of Golden Green, who was tied to a refrigerator door at gunpoint by two raiders, has been praised for her coolness by Tonbridge police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave is the story of a guy in Russia tried robbing a hairdressers, but the owner over powered him, tied him up and used him as a sex slave for 3 days by forse feeding him Viagra.

I can bet any money he tried again when she let him go

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

best headline ive seen "comics concrete wellies stolen "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There was a story yesterday about the man who was arrested on a first date meeting someone from the internet.

He asked her to pay half and she refused. He grabbed her phone, he says to get her attention. He was cleared of all charges.

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