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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fake tan and 8 year old hobbits dont mix

I have just picked up a very orange streaky hobbit from school.

In her wisdom she had taken some from my room this morning....and as it takes 4 to 6 hours to take effect the first ive known about it was picking her up.

Sneaky thing had put it on her arms and face this morning and now looks awful and like her hands have been squidging poo

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Nice !!!!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I know I shouldn't laugh but this is brilliant!!

apologies...xx

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

Sorry but this made me laugh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She has found out the hard way. Poor little thing. When will it fade/wash out?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont know she has been sent to the shower to scrub herself but from experience in the past its not that easy

She will have to wear a balaclava and gloves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should tan her arse for doin this

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh dear!! X

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

It's really funny. Sorry I do apologise. I hope it fades soon for her sake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is hilarious!

Reminds me of when my son managed to reach my razor, smothered his chin in Toothpaste and tried having a shave

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

So now she looks like Helen Flanagan did in the jungle, i'm a celebrity get me out of here? lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sorry, but this made me laugh as well!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

So she's not so much a hobbit now but an oompah loompah??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kids do funny things that make you laugh.why not finish off the tan for her,will give her a better look for a while until it wears off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

sorry but pics please x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Doesn't lemon juice lift fake tan?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Take lots of bribery pics for future boyfriends. Bless her. Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL ! you have to laugh, ...hope you find a cure/remedy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they doing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the school panto ?

She could be auditioning as an Umpalumpa

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am unable to stop laughing....so so sorry!

How is the little streaker finding her new look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww bless her! At least she didn't find some Veet.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a Jodie Marsh job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL thats brilliant don't you just love kids and their bright ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She is so embarrassed i went to asda for conditioner and body scrub....lemon juice hasnt worked.

Id put something on my facebook and saw a friend in asda who came over to look and was laughing as she couldnt help it...the hobbit was hiding behind me rather sheepish...oh well maybe she wont touch my things again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww that's so funny. The things kids do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats made my day. Thank you xx

when our youngest was about threeish she was very quiet went to investigste snd she had cut one side of her hair above her ear. Look mummy im a princess.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Mine once rubbed an entire pot of vaporub into the lounge carpet. .. you just can not imagine how difficult that is to get out. Upside we all had Lovely open nasal Passages for weeks.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"She is so embarrassed i went to asda for conditioner and body scrub....lemon juice hasnt worked.

The worst is to come for her....School tomorrow!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come your smiley's have wibbly wobbly lips ??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and sorry OP but I had to laugh too and soooo glad I have boys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine once rubbed an entire pot of vaporub into the lounge carpet. .. you just can not imagine how difficult that is to get out. Upside we all had Lovely open nasal Passages for weeks.

Ooooh my twins once did that with a tub of sudocream it took weeks to get rid and i never did get it all totally out of the sofa...the covered themselfs and the front room walls an all...at about 18 months old it was a nightmare.

Well conditioner worked a bit her hands are slightly less shit colour

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

So Missy!!! Has the hobbit gone back to normal colour?

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