FabSwingers.com forum: Weird phobias

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a strange phobia of wooden lollipop sticks.... can anyone top that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladders, I can't climb a ladder no matter how short it is. My friends laugh at me because I used to be a Para!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Other people have mentioned the wooden lollipop stick on here (see threads about ice lollies).

I'm scared of mushrooms. I have got better over the years and can now just put them to the side if they appear in my food but I'd still rather not see them.

The mushroom display at Borough Market looks really pretty from a distance, a lovely piece of art, and then I get close and come over all clammy.

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By *ennk8Couple
over a year ago

newquay

Me as well on the lolly sticks,just typing this is sending shivers down the spine

If she buys me a magnum or the like she has to take it of the stick in the kitchen with out me seeing

I think its from the wooden sticks doctors use to push down your tongue as a kid !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs can't stand them will cross over the road if I see one

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

worms...I once trod on one and brought it into the house...the carpet got lifted the same day as the worm had been on the carpet and the carpet was in the house...

Completely irrational...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiggley teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polystyrene,strange one cant stand its noise or feel it freaks me out.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have a fear of the portrait of me that I keep in the attic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If on a boat I have to be able to see land or I start getting panic attacks. Sucks because I would really love to experience a cruise ship once.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a fear of the portrait of me that I keep in the attic."

What about the processed plastic cows?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have a fear of the portrait of me that I keep in the attic.

What about the processed plastic cows?"

I am afraid of plastic cows but I realise they provide a service to all of the stringy cheese lovers out there.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a fear of the portrait of me that I keep in the attic."

And so you should. It's getting younger!!

I don't have a phobia, but I can't bear any food with mould on, and if I hear of any injuries to fingers or toes it gives me the heebs.

I know a lot of men are scared of moths. I think they're cute.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have a fear of the portrait of me that I keep in the attic.

And so you should. It's getting younger!!

I don't have a phobia, but I can't bear any food with mould on, and if I hear of any injuries to fingers or toes it gives me the heebs.

I know a lot of men are scared of moths. I think they're cute."

Moths are dirty powdery fucks. I once saw one the size of my head.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a fear of the portrait of me that I keep in the attic.

And so you should. It's getting younger!!

I don't have a phobia, but I can't bear any food with mould on, and if I hear of any injuries to fingers or toes it gives me the heebs.

I know a lot of men are scared of moths. I think they're cute.

Moths are dirty powdery fucks. I once saw one the size of my head."

Which head?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have a fear of the portrait of me that I keep in the attic.

And so you should. It's getting younger!!

I don't have a phobia, but I can't bear any food with mould on, and if I hear of any injuries to fingers or toes it gives me the heebs.

I know a lot of men are scared of moths. I think they're cute.

Moths are dirty powdery fucks. I once saw one the size of my head.

Which head?"

Mr Johnson my headmaster at school. He was quite small. We used to call him Head Moth on account of the fact he was as tall as a moth... and a bit powdery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cocks, I go all peculiar when I see a hard clock. my knees tremble and my ass quivers, so I have to close my eyes if it comes close to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polystyrene,strange one cant stand its noise or feel it freaks me out."

im the same and cotton wool balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feather dusters for me, the noise, the evil sound they make, the way they scratch at the walls. ewwww i can't stand them, wont have one in my house and my mum hides hers away when i go there.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Daddy long legs. I can't be in the same room as one. I cry and shake and run like hell. I'm getting chills down my neck just typing this. I always know when there's one about, without seeing it. Horrible things, but I don't know why I have this irrational phobia. Spiders, rats, mice, snakes all ok with them tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs,cockroaches and rats .

Thankfully I haven't seen many rats or cockroaches in the flesh so to speak ,but slugs that's another matter there everywhere now the rain has started BTW has anyone else noticed how big there getting eww ,my OH said there was a huge one in the garden ,biggest he,d ever seen he said it had tiny little creatures on its back sounded horrendous needless to say I didnt look just asked the son to dispose which he did promptly by throwing into the alleyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth ,esp looking at them when I'm talking to someone and u stare..

Oh and thick forks,I need to choose the thinest one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cotton wool hate the stuff

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont have any phobias, as in pysically shaken, feeling sick, have to get a million miles away from things.

my weird thing i dont like is the sound of someone brushing their teeth, makes my back go all tingly and i get goosbumps (not in a good way). even watching tv adverts does it to me and thinking about the noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frogs can't stand them will cross over the road if I see one"

I hate frogs too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs, Raw meat such as bacon, sausages, gammon that's already in a packet. I know people who have a fear of these things. To be it isn't rational, but who am I to say "that's weird". Everyone has their fears. Difference is some people hide it. Some just can't. Even though I am fine with places, heights are mine, but they have to be high enough to kill you if you have an accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trypophobia. I don't class it as a fear but sometimes when I see patterns of holes it makes me feel weird all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks. They reduce me to tears and shaking x

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By *izz37Couple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

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By *izz37Couple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Clowns- think Stephen king's It- (brrrrrrr - sends shivers down my spine and NOT in a good way!!) or woodlice (urgh!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown thong strings is my phobia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have one.

Only thing I'm a bit fucking wary of are needles and injections, It's not a phobia just knock me out first!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dwarfs...that Ikea advert really freaked me the fuck out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns or Facial masks...Just freaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clowns or Facial masks...Just freaky

You're not a Slipknot fan then...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Dwarves terrify me. So much so I nearly got run over trying to avoid a dwarf clown who was handing out flyers for the circus.

I was about six, walking down the street with my mum. There were two kids walking ahead of us so I ran to catch up with them. When they turned around I remember being scared: they looked "wrong!" My six year old brain couldn't match an old face with a childs body.

Forty seven years later they still scare me.

Last time I posted this I nearly got lynched. I can't begin to describe how little I cared, so please, if you're going to tell me I shouldn't post my phobias...ooops!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Daddy long legs. I can't be in the same room as one. I cry and shake and run like hell. I'm getting chills down my neck just typing this. I always know when there's one about, without seeing it. Horrible things, but I don't know why I have this irrational phobia. Spiders, rats, mice, snakes all ok with them tho.

When I go into a loo I instinctively check the toilet pedestal. Our primary school had outside toilets. After using the loo I looked back to see if I'd dropped anything.

It was at this point I saw the massive daddy Long Leg on the pedestal...I felt weak!

Checked loos ever since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I go into a loo I instinctively check the toilet pedestal."

What's a toilet pedestal? Seriously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper phobias are heights and moths scare the living Shit out of me, my weird one is anything slimey touching me especially on my hands freaks me out and makes me cringe, if I've annoyed the Mrs in anyway she will attack me with a chicken breast because there slimeyNess is disgusting

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Don't really have one. I used to know a guy afraid of tomato sauce. Used to leg it if he saw a bottle.

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