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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That when Miley Cyrus licks a hammer in the nude its 'art' and 'music'

But when I do it I'm 'wasted' and 'have to get out of B&Q'

Double standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone want to lick a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That when Miley Cyrus licks a hammer in the nude its 'art' and 'music'

But when I do it I'm 'wasted' and 'have to get out of B&Q'

Double standards!"

You obviously weren't twerking, that's the secret...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want to lick a hammer "

Can't touch this....

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.HAMMER TIME!..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A friend of mine got chucked out of B&Q for allegedly trying to smuggle a fuscia bush out under his jacket.

To this day he swears it was a plant.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want to lick a hammer

Can't touch this....

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.HAMMER TIME!.. "

Look at my eyes, man

(You can't touch this)

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics

(You can't touch this)

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

[Removed by poster at 12/09/13 10:07:54]

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

My OH's cock is the same length as two Argos pens.

We're no longer welcome in Argos!

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