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Windy Pops

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

teaspoon of bicarb in warm water and drink it quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warm ginger ale. guzzle a full glass down and release the gas in a mighty bellow.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think it's nice if you have someone rub your back like a baby.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Windy pops

Never heard it called that before

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Windy pops

Never heard it called that before "

What do you call it?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?"

You calling me a fart Missy?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?

You calling me a fart Missy? "

Windy not Wendy! I don't speak Scottishty so it sounds like windy when I say windy and Wendy when I say Wendy.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What Wendy said

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Windy pops

Never heard it called that before "

we used to use it to our kids till they were about 5 or 6..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good lady puff usually cures it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

think there is a product called windeze or something..

better name would be farts away..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If I get a bit of trapped wind I do some yoga. You can't do yoga without the air escaping somewhere.

One of our forum friends is suffering and unable to do yoga so I thought you lot might have an answer and provide some merriment along the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Windy pops

Never heard it called that before

What do you call it?"

a love puff

launching a air biscuit

gas

and my favourite is my niece calls it a trumpy bless her she's 21

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah ok, so it's merriment that you're after.

Buy a butt plug and set up a makeshift target

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Merryment..?

are you insinuating that forum folk would find humour in such a sensitive subject..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Merryment..?

are you insinuating that forum folk would find humour in such a sensitive subject.. "

Erm, I apologise to all unreservedly. The responses to this thread clearly show how shallow I am and how caring and sensible the rest of you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?"

Shoulda heard me Saturday Night..let one rip proper!

Hence my username change!

I usually suck them back up my asshole to be polite..I did this about a dozen times, my farts were so stacked up I just went "sorry gonna have to let this go!"

Bhhoooofffff pharrrrrpppp!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?"

a tummy rub

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?

a tummy rub "

Clockwise or anti-clockwise?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Merryment..?

are you insinuating that forum folk would find humour in such a sensitive subject..

Erm, I apologise to all unreservedly. The responses to this thread clearly show how shallow I am and how caring and sensible the rest of you are."

did suggest something early on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppermint and hot water

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Peppermint and hot water"

That's the one our forum friendly has tried, without much success so far.

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