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By *illyGrin OP Woman
over a year ago

Medina

It's hilarious how men think they can get any girl by simply stating, "oh, I'm a firefighter!" Or "I'm in the military!" And so on. Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of us think that ?

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

But you have to be impressed, surely?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I dunno... some ladies have preferences for that. They are just saying what they are to attract the ones who like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the guys who claim to be firefighters, honestly if every guy on here who claimed to be one actually was I bloody hope there's never a fire cause their all on here looking for a shag

I've only ever met one guy who was a firefighter and he never mentioned it on here it was only cause I saw some pics at his home I asked him, he said the reason he never says anything is because every man and his dog on here claims to be one and he don't want to be classed as a bull shitter like the rest of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never believe them when they say it anymore

Shame because Im sure there are some genuine ones on here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a firefighter.......woe is me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm Wonder Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Wonder Woman

Holy smoke I thought you'd look a lot older by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Wonder Woman

Oi no you are not!!!!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

all a bit undignified to me but hey, they do THEIR thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I pretend to work on building sites, but really I'm a Starship Trooper

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm Wonder Woman

Oi no you are not!!!!!!

I am so.....

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"I pretend to work on building sites, but really I'm a Starship Trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Wonder Woman

Oi no you are not!!!!!!

I am so.....

I was first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't agree with this uniform dating idea, I love sexy uniforms. nurse, police etc but the actual real uniforms are not really that sexy. Actual nurses are not in sexy short pvc outfits they are in pants and police is the same

Plus if you have been work all day in the bloody thing the first you do when home is get rid of it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lavatory cleaning technician. ( thinks thats me title )

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm actually a researcher at Sydney University. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love Wonder Woman

Lynda Carter was a crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Wonder Woman

Oi no you are not!!!!!!

I am so.....

I was first

Calm down calm down....first one to spin around and stand naked in front of me is officially wonder woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Wonder Woman

Oi no you are not!!!!!!

I am so.....

I was first

Calm down calm down....first one to spin around and stand naked in front of me is officially wonder woman. "

Easy peasy...

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Carl used to be a full time fireman for 15 years so knows a bit about the job. When we get mail from guys claiming to be such, he asks them a few questions. Going by their answers there was one out of about 10 that were actually telling the truth.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm Wonder Woman

Oi no you are not!!!!!!

I am so.....

I was first

Calm down calm down....first one to spin around and stand naked in front of me is officially wonder woman. "

I don't take my clothes off for just anyone...the original Wonder Woman did but I am the new one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they are "firefighters" and really are in the "army" what makes you assume otherwise!

Unless it takes one to know one,you're not marrying the guy surely we're all here for the same reason...if this was a dating site I'd totally agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a mechanic, doesn't devine who I amits just a job and doesn't make me better or any less than the next person

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'm a jester ...................... .

From medieval times .............of course.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a porn stars body double

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

"Maybe they are "firefighters" and really are in the "army" what makes you assume otherwise!

Unless it takes one to know one,you're not marrying the guy surely we're all here for the same reason...if this was a dating site I'd totally agree with you

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maybe because people prefer honesty no matter what kind of site it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a porn stars body double

Weve been waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a millionaire banker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus !

Sorry someone had to be first to say it

Actually I'm an astrophysicist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they are "firefighters" and really are in the "army" what makes you assume otherwise!

Unless it takes one to know one,you're not marrying the guy surely we're all here for the same reason...if this was a dating site I'd totally agree with you

maybe because people prefer honesty no matter what kind of site it is. "

Hang on a minute. I dont really clean toilets and am an awful lair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Hyde Park Surgeon! Is that doing it for you?!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

It's the married ones that crack me up. I have no married men, then they say I'm a doctor, pilot...so...what?!!

My block list is made up of married professionals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry that should be Harley Street..but fuxk it.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I'm actually a researcher at Sydney University. Thanks!

LOL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never believe them when they say it anymore

Shame because Im sure there are some genuine ones on here too "

Yes, there are some genuine ones on here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no fireman or polieman...I'm not a man of uniform at all. I am simply...The Doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carl used to be a full time fireman for 15 years so knows a bit about the job. When we get mail from guys claiming to be such, he asks them a few questions. Going by their answers there was one out of about 10 that were actually telling the truth.

I tempted to send a message now lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I tempted to send a message now lol"

You might not be fun though.

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

I tempted to send a message now lol"

shall we have a quiz? see who gets the most right!! it will probably be the standard answers though..... round turn 2 half hitces

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

or 7 bar pressure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gynaecologist

It's great when you can turn a hobby into a profession.

And I'm a firefighter on the weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well im not interested in either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a real saddo who goes to the club I go to - he must have had three different jobs in the space of a year. I recall him being a barrister, an airline pilot, and most recently, someone who trains track and field athletes!

Some guys are just so pathetic. Do they really think we're stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a fire fighter or in the army but I have ginger balls lol

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

What's the big deal

Most firefighters I've seen are far from sexy

Just Middle Aged average men

Hardly the Chippendale look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tempted to send a message now lol

You might not be fun though.

Well their is a challenge and I love a challenge lol

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Fill your boots lol

I tempted to send a message now lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am probably known for having a slight fun fetish for policemen...and firefighters.....and marines.....

BUT the reality is....it is just fun, fantasy, playtime.....

The other reality is that I frequently work with the police, and occasionally the fire service, in my professional capacity and we have huge, huge professional respect for eachother! My bestest friend in the world is a marine and an amazing man!!!! Do I tnink he looks hot in his gear? Hell yes! But I also know the serious side to his job and he has served over 30 years now so he has seen a lot...

My friends in all the services and I have a sense of humour and tease eachother...because we HAVE to, to maintain our sanity....and we recognise the difference between work and play, between fantasy and reality and the line is never crossed in the line of professional duty.

I am also acutely aware, that again...reality is not the same as fantasy and OF COURSE there are examples of those in ALL professions who behave in an atrocious manner.....including my own! Thats life!

But despite my fun and very tongue in cheek fetish, it really is the MAN himself, who attracts me...not the fantasy wrapping! Tinsel is no good without the Christmas tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tempted to send a message now lol

shall we have a quiz? see who gets the most right!! it will probably be the standard answers though..... round turn 2 half hitces "

Pensions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the big deal

Most firefighters I've seen are far from sexy

Just Middle Aged average men

Hardly the Chippendale look "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people on fab are the middle aged look....its not exclusive to firefighters !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give blow jobs to power stations, yes really. Steam and Air Blowing, really lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

this..

most of them don't have the foggiest..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I never believe them when they say it anymore

Shame because Im sure there are some genuine ones on here too

Yes, there are some genuine ones on here !

why do you feel the need to mention what you do for a living on this type of site..?

pretty sure you wouldn't put sexy accountant or hunky data technician if those were your professions..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never believe them when they say it anymore

Shame because Im sure there are some genuine ones on here too

Yes, there are some genuine ones on here !

why do you feel the need to mention what you do for a living on this type of site..?

pretty sure you wouldn't put sexy accountant or hunky data technician if those were your professions..

Simple answer....some people like the thought of it, I'm here to meet like minded people and its hard enough on here for single guys so I will take any assistance I can, simple !!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

just wondering if fetishes around vicars are still en vogue - it is a uniform after all

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"just wondering if fetishes around vicars are still en vogue - it is a uniform after all

mmm Dibley..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just wondering if fetishes around vicars are still en vogue - it is a uniform after all

Mmmmm I'd be interested to see what reaction that got !

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I never believe them when they say it anymore

Shame because Im sure there are some genuine ones on here too

Yes, there are some genuine ones on here !

why do you feel the need to mention what you do for a living on this type of site..?

pretty sure you wouldn't put sexy accountant or hunky data technician if those were your professions..

Simple answer....some people like the thought of it, I'm here to meet like minded people and its hard enough on here for single guys so I will take any assistance I can, simple !!!"

fair play for being open and honest..

its not something I personally agree with but then again each to their own..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never believe them when they say it anymore

Shame because Im sure there are some genuine ones on here too

Yes, there are some genuine ones on here !

why do you feel the need to mention what you do for a living on this type of site..?

pretty sure you wouldn't put sexy accountant or hunky data technician if those were your professions..

Simple answer....some people like the thought of it, I'm here to meet like minded people and its hard enough on here for single guys so I will take any assistance I can, simple !!!

fair play for being open and honest..

its not something I personally agree with but then again each to their own.."

It's not an issue for me, it's a job and its nothing like people really think it is and....I myself don't see what all the fuss is about however....some ladies do like it and if that gets me a head start over the other 1000s of single guys then so be it lol it's a dog eat dog world lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I never believe them when they say it anymore

Shame because Im sure there are some genuine ones on here too

Yes, there are some genuine ones on here !

why do you feel the need to mention what you do for a living on this type of site..?

pretty sure you wouldn't put sexy accountant or hunky data technician if those were your professions..

Simple answer....some people like the thought of it, I'm here to meet like minded people and its hard enough on here for single guys so I will take any assistance I can, simple !!!

fair play for being open and honest..

its not something I personally agree with but then again each to their own..

will agree with your first point..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or 7 bar pressure lol "

Don't forget frictional loss 0.1 bar per metre lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tempted to send a message now lol

shall we have a quiz? see who gets the most right!! it will probably be the standard answers though..... round turn 2 half hitces "

Rolling hitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Godiva ?

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"It's hilarious how men think they can get any girl by simply stating, "oh, I'm a firefighter!" Or "I'm in the military!" And so on. Really? "

and I was just about to sign up to be a military firefighter lol. I guess its a case of people will say anything to get what they want. And its not just a guy thing.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"What's the big deal

Most firefighters I've seen are far from sexy

Just Middle Aged average men

Hardly the Chippendale look "

Tell me about it!

Was excited when I booked the firemen to come and fit my fire alarms: letter said they'd come in uniforms: oh the fantasies I had...then Cannon and Ball turned up. One took an instant dislike to me and was so openly hostile is partner apologised!

Think if my house was on fire he'd leave me in there...*shrugs*...oh well!

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Maybe when you get them to give you a ring, and have shania Twain - that don't impress me much playing in the background!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mental health nurse.

It scares the loonys away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am like Mr Ben.

Can be anyone you wish me to be.

Specially if i get an invite to your secret closet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's hilarious how men think they can get any girl by simply stating, "oh, I'm a firefighter!" Or "I'm in the military!" And so on. Really?

and I was just about to sign up to be a military firefighter lol. I guess its a case of people will say anything to get what they want. And its not just a guy thing."

Not anything, I don't agree with those that lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Godiva ?"

Centrifugal pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a secret lemonade drinker

R whites. R whites

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Godiva ?"

not lightweight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Godiva ?

not lightweight.."

And them, still use a Godiva 1010 lpp

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Godiva ?

not lightweight..

And them, still use a Godiva 1010 lpp"

if ever there was an oxymoron, LPP is one..

used to be anyway..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a porn star .. If my flatmate finds my usb thingy and watches it while I'm away I will be

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