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When should you get a new bed mattress.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you feel the springs ? or every 3/4 years even if good . ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when its that saggy, your bottom hits the floor when you get on it

or is that just for my fat ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When febreeze stops masking the smell of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the springs pop up and spear you in the ass. Seriously though, i sort of prefer an old, soft mattress though. Some of those new ones are like trying to sleep on hardboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When febreeze stops masking the smell of piss

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grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i got my new one, they said it would last at least 10 yrs.

I reckon 5 with mine which means its comming up to renewal date

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"When the springs pop up and spear you in the ass. Seriously though, i sort of prefer an old, soft mattress though. Some of those new ones are like trying to sleep on hardboard!"

My ex husband gave me his new bed, he hadn't even slept on it, he bought it then moved into his mother's flat. It was so soft it did my back in, replaced it with a new bed, mattress like concrete: love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you roll into the perfectly formed outline of your body.

or you have to roll uphill to cuddle your bed mate.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Depends on how much hammer it gets

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

You spend a third of your life in bed... I invested in a top of the line king size bed 2 years ago and I really do not regret it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You spend a third of your life in bed... I invested in a top of the line king size bed 2 years ago and I really do not regret it "

Shouldn't you think about getting out of it at some point?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"You spend a third of your life in bed... I invested in a top of the line king size bed 2 years ago and I really do not regret it

Shouldn't you think about getting out of it at some point? "

whatever the fuck for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You spend a third of your life in bed... I invested in a top of the line king size bed 2 years ago and I really do not regret it

Shouldn't you think about getting out of it at some point?

whatever the fuck for? "

To at least vrn the mattress over. That prolongs the life of it!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you strip the bedding and discover a turin shroud like outline?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Mine weighs a ton and has a memory foam top.. its not easy to turn so I switch the side I sleep on... I also keep a feather Matress on it which I turn regularly. My bed is nicknamed "the womb"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine weighs a ton and has a memory foam top.. its not easy to turn so I switch the side I sleep on... I also keep a feather Matress on it which I turn regularly. My bed is nicknamed "the womb" "

I could make a joke about slipping into your womb sometime but i won't be so crass!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need a new bed but can't afford one at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When flipping it and spinning it the opposite way no longer stops the bed pancaking underneath you and the springs stabbing you in the kidneys as if you're its prison bitch and you been cheating with another matress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change the mattres every 4 years.

In my town we have over 10 bed manufacturers, and buy direct from the company and save a few pounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I've got a waterbed!..well actually I dont, but I just thought.

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