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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

IS PANTS!!!

Not sexy pants.

Not even washed out grey pants.

BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"IS PANTS!!!

Not sexy pants.

Not even washed out grey pants.

BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS

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period pants?

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"IS PANTS!!!

Not sexy pants.

Not even washed out grey pants.

BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS

period pants?"

THEMS the ones!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IS PANTS!!!

Not sexy pants.

Not even washed out grey pants.

BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS

In tne back of beyond in Scotland, no wifi so on the phone.......pants big style

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"IS PANTS!!!

Not sexy pants.

Not even washed out grey pants.

BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS

In tne back of beyond in Scotland, no wifi so on the phone.......pants big style

Bonksy - your phone is probably still 10 times quicker then my dinasour laptop with its silly dingle dongle!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IS PANTS!!!

Not sexy pants.

Not even washed out grey pants.

BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS

In tne back of beyond in Scotland, no wifi so on the phone.......pants big style

Bonksy - your phone is probably still 10 times quicker then my dinasour laptop with its silly dingle dongle!!!!"

As a guy anything to do with gadgets will always see us working 10 times quicker

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

HEY!!!!

I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!

Woooohoooooooooo.

Come on ladies and gents - its bed time in Debz big clean bed. Fresh sheets, fluffy pillows, and LOTS of towels (still not invested in that shower curtain yet!!!)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"HEY!!!!

I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!

Woooohoooooooooo.

Come on ladies and gents - its bed time in Debz big clean bed. Fresh sheets, fluffy pillows, and LOTS of towels (still not invested in that shower curtain yet!!!)"
well im not having the end bit i always fall out

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"HEY!!!!

I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!

Woooohoooooooooo.

Come on ladies and gents - its bed time in Debz big clean bed. Fresh sheets, fluffy pillows, and LOTS of towels (still not invested in that shower curtain yet!!!)well im not having the end bit i always fall out

No no no - right in the middle for you sexy girl.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"HEY!!!!

I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!

Woooohoooooooooo.

No no no - right in the middle for you sexy girl.

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ooooooooh fankoo, no carpet burns pour moi then xx

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over a year ago

Get yourselves all settled down then, I'll be up with the tray of oodles of hot chocolate (green and blacks organic nothing but the best for you lot) and lashings of toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmmm, hot n sweet Laine, just the way I like it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

room for an ickle one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmmmmm, hot n sweet Laine, just the way I like it

I'll tuck you all in too!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Get yourselves all settled down then, I'll be up with the tray of oodles of hot chocolate (green and blacks organic nothing but the best for you lot) and lashings of toast!

Green and Blacks - wow - that has got the taste buds sizzling!!!!!

yummy

Plums, give the lady a hand - or two

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"room for an ickle one??"

_muma!!!

Those boobies dont look like a "little one" to me!!!

Get right in honey - may need to have an close inspection first tho - which i am sure plums will help me out with.

PLUMS - we got a queue forming here - more hands needed!!!!

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over a year ago

"Get yourselves all settled down then, I'll be up with the tray of oodles of hot chocolate (green and blacks organic nothing but the best for you lot) and lashings of toast!

Green and Blacks - wow - that has got the taste buds sizzling!!!!!

yummy

Plums, give the lady a hand - or two

charbonelle et walker is my fave hot chocolate but I can't get it in my deli any more

... BUT... back into bed young lady, your needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?

whooooooooooo hooooooooooo Santa got my letter!!!!

I must be dreaming!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?

whooooooooooo hooooooooooo Santa got my letter!!!!

I must be dreaming!! "
i forgot my pjs.......hope thats ok

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Come on Inspector Plums - we're waiting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?

whooooooooooo hooooooooooo Santa got my letter!!!!

I must be dreaming!! i forgot my pjs.......hope thats ok

I'm gonna need to get my smile surgically removed!!!!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?

whooooooooooo hooooooooooo Santa got my letter!!!!

AHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!

I must be dreaming!! i forgot my pjs.......hope thats ok

GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna need to get my smile surgically removed!!!!

I can sort that out for ya - AFTER!!!!

Now Inspector Plums......get into action

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?

whooooooooooo hooooooooooo Santa got my letter!!!!

I must be dreaming!! i forgot my pjs.......hope thats ok

I'm gonna need to get my smile surgically removed!!!!

Just your smile, you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

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he may have to be sat on to get a signal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it

you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile?

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

he may have to be sat on to get a signal

May need to move the "ariel" about a bit tho.

All these Male/Female connections can sometimes get confusing you know!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it

you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile?

Oh laine!!!! You just made me LOL!!!!

REALLY!!!!!

You get two points for that one!!!! xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it

you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile?

so your phone mast is activated then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it

you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile?

Oh laine!!!! You just made me LOL!!!!

REALLY!!!!!

You get two points for that one!!!! xxx"

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

It wont be a dingle DANLGE dongle for long!!!

More like a dingle DOINGLE dongle LOL

Am sure it will point him in the right direction tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

"
ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?

I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x

He'll be mobile in minutes!

mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it

you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile?

so your phone mast is activated then?

I'm an pld fashioned kinda guy, you remember those old early Motorolas????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now

I think Ineed to lick down....I mean cool down

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over a year ago

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now

I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now

I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons

"
well debz hasnt got a shower curtain yet so isuspect theres more than one health n safety issue we need to be aware of

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now

I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons

well debz hasnt got a shower curtain yet so isuspect theres more than one health n safety issue we need to be aware of

PMSL!!!!

I do have two snorkles at the ready!!!

No drowning allowed on MY watch!!!!!

Its a cheap watch tho - so fuck it =- no fuck me!!!! lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

there were 5 in the bed and the ickle one said, roll over, roll over

altogeher now.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now

I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons

well debz hasnt got a shower curtain yet so isuspect theres more than one health n safety issue we need to be aware of

PMSL!!!!

I do have two snorkles at the ready!!!

No drowning allowed on MY watch!!!!!

Its a cheap watch tho - so fuck it =- no fuck me!!!! lol"
oh il be ok , breast stroke is my forte

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over a year ago

"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot

I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now

I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons

well debz hasnt got a shower curtain yet so isuspect theres more than one health n safety issue we need to be aware of

PMSL!!!!

I do have two snorkles at the ready!!!

No drowning allowed on MY watch!!!!!

Its a cheap watch tho - so fuck it =- no fuck me!!!! loloh il be ok , breast stroke is my forte

40 breasts to stroke ????

I'm gonna get R.S.I. whooooooooo hoooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk Noooooooo

okay who did it?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"40 breasts to stroke ????

I'm gonna get R.S.I. whooooooooo hoooooo!!!!

40? 4 females @ 2 breasts each? hmm, obviously maths was not your forte

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk Noooooooo

okay who did it?

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i never do THAT so wasnt me honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone must have

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk Noooooooo

okay who did it?

'twasn't me, I only ever do THAT on a Monday...

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over a year ago

"40 breasts to stroke ????

I'm gonna get R.S.I. whooooooooo hoooooo!!!!

40? 4 females @ 2 breasts each? hmm, obviously maths was not your forte

forty, 40, forte, 4, I'm just excited to be in the thread

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk Noooooooo

okay who did it?

'twasn't me, I only ever do THAT on a Monday..."
must have been plums as he was getting excited.......ya know what men arfe like for doing that in bed...just be grateful the duvet has slipped onto the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't think it was plums......my toast!

is not just soggy it's sopping!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

it was Plum's fault though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busted

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Busted

you wer certainly busting something honey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

you can paste me baby!!!!!

Wooohoooooo

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

you can paste me baby!!!!!

Wooohoooooo

but he's not allowed to keep you forever. we must all be good fabster's and share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

Now that just made me LOL!

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over a year ago

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

you can paste me baby!!!!!

Wooohoooooo

but he's not allowed to keep you forever. we must all be good fabster's and share

Sharings the best part

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

Now that just made me LOL!

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the wee soul is easily satisfied, bless him x

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over a year ago

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

Now that just made me LOL!

the wee soul is easily satisfied, bless him x

4 hot sexy gorgeous ladies???? I'm exhausted never mind satisfied!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NN ladies, its been exceptional, TY

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

you can paste me baby!!!!!

Wooohoooooo

but he's not allowed to keep you forever. we must all be good fabster's and share

hahaha - you will notice i didnt say he could keep me forever - i would be bored after he has depleted his exertions!!!! hehehehehe

But lets play with him while we can

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"NN ladies, its been exceptional, TY

MWAH SUCK LICK STROKE LICK NIBBLE xxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!

you can paste me baby!!!!!

Wooohoooooo

but he's not allowed to keep you forever. we must all be good fabster's and share

hahaha - you will notice i didnt say he could keep me forever - i would be bored after he has depleted his exertions!!!! hehehehehe

But lets play with him while we can

too late, it appears we have already exhausted him,better let him recharge his energy for tomorrw night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NN ladies, its been exceptional, TY

NN Mr mobile broadpants xxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"NN ladies, its been exceptional, TY

MWAH SUCK LICK STROKE LICK NIBBLE xxxx"

NN, Plums, and the same as Deb from me.

Same time, same place tomorrow? xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

LOL

if i dragged him up by his dog collar to Scotland he would soon know about it!!!!!

hehehehehehehehe

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"LOL

if i dragged him up by his dog collar to Scotland he would soon know about it!!!!!

hehehehehehehehe"

he would think he'd died and gone to Heaven. but then we are all angels, lol

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"NN ladies, its been exceptional, TY

NN Mr mobile broadpants xxxxxx"

Laine - you DO know thats how i am gonna think of mobile broadband from now on!!!

AND I LOVE IT!!!!!

And esp more so cos it IS pANTS!!!!!

As the thread started off, hehehehehehe

PANTS

BROADPANTS!!!!

hehehe - sorry - i really have giggled at that - thank yooooooooooooooooooo

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They all sleeping now.

Pulls duvet over and makes sure they all warm toastie cozy.

MWAH

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