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"Boot you out! Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! " suck fuck and lick | |||
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"Boot you out! Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! " Thats it, Im locking the doors and windows tonight | |||
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"Boot you out! Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! " tuck you in and bring you a cuppa | |||
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"Boot you out! Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! tuck you in and bring you a cuppa " read you a story | |||
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"Boot you out! Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! tuck you in and bring you a cuppa read you a story" Listen intently | |||
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"Be very naughty I think " chase the rainbows with her.. ...or most probably taste the rainbows too haha | |||
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"Be very naughty I think " I'd have a lovely time with those boobs (blue eyes) | |||
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"Be very naughty I think chase the rainbows with her.. ...or most probably taste the rainbows too haha " Play elephant noses | |||
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"And I would let you too " let him feed me peeled grapes one by one | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one " Play a proper game of Battleships | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships" Ruin his arse | |||
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"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining " Haha good man! | |||
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"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining Haha good man! " Ruin my arse wtf ! | |||
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"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining Haha good man! Ruin my arse wtf !" | |||
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"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining Haha good man! Ruin my arse wtf !" Laugh... | |||
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"I'll get you some ice to cool it down when she finished ruining it " What a gent | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships" wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol " And seamen uniforms | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol " You don't want much do ya! | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol " Peeled gropes ...........on my way ........ | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol And seamen uniforms " let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol You don't want much do ya! " he said a proper game lol I just wanted proper props lol | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol And seamen uniforms let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol " Don't lower the tone Minxie else it will be all hands on deck | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol You don't want much do ya! he said a proper game lol I just wanted proper props lol " Haha! | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol And seamen uniforms let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol Don't lower the tone Minxie else it will be all hands on deck" will Ant be there too? | |||
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"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again " Say..what the fuck are you doing here?! | |||
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"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again Say..what the fuck are you doing here?! " Make her share her gobstopper | |||
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"Kick her out for farting LOL Sorry only messing hun xx" Definite Dutch Oven for you! | |||
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"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again Say..what the fuck are you doing here?! Make her share her gobstopper" Share some hairy balls.... | |||
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"Fluff her pillows " Smother with my pillows | |||
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"Fluff her pillows Smother with my pillows " what have I done wrong | |||
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"Kick her out for farting LOL Sorry only messing hun xxDefinite Dutch Oven for you! " LOL walked myself into it | |||
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"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again Say..what the fuck are you doing here?! " Only popped in to see you | |||
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"Fluff her pillows Smother with my pillows what have I done wrong " I thought they were a euphemism .... | |||
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"Fluff her pillows Smother with my pillows what have I done wrong I thought they were a euphemism .... " They are you puppies lol | |||
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"And I would let you too let him feed me peeled grapes one by one Play a proper game of Battleships wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol And seamen uniforms let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol Don't lower the tone Minxie else it will be all hands on deck will Ant be there too? " | |||
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"Kiss up an down her back 1st" get out of the way private | |||
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"I would sell my soul for 30 minutes in bed with him, and would do anything and everything " Boot you out! Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! | |||
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"Let him choose the film on Netflix " ladies first you choose | |||
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"Let him choose the film on Netflix ladies first you choose " I don't trust my taste.. I chose "vanilla sky" last night.... What a weird ass film! | |||
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"Let him choose the film on Netflix ladies first you choose I don't trust my taste.. I chose "vanilla sky" last night.... What a weird ass film! " id trust you then feed you strawberrys | |||
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"Sorry I would let him have the bed. I'm to young lol xx" thats just being ageist | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say" | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say" I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ? Tea ? Coffee? | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ? Tea ? Coffee?" Tea .. I don't like coffee breath | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say " Why would eating melon embarrass you ???? | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say" ooh that should remain private lol | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say Why would eating melon embarrass you ???? " fun | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say ooh that should remain private lol " Well .. I thought Id put it out there - its a dangerous fruit | |||
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"See this is why I don't do these threads .. I lose the gist and get confused " confused dot com what time is it were am i | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ? Tea ? Coffee? Tea .. I don't like coffee breath " Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ? Tea ? Coffee? Tea .. I don't like coffee breath Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some " hahaha tie me to a bed and Id be knocking your block off | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ? Tea ? Coffee? Tea .. I don't like coffee breath Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some hahaha tie me to a bed and Id be knocking your block off " I tie a mean rewoven figure of 8 and I ain't waiting for you to get free to bash me Hong Kong phooey | |||
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"I have no idea because I can't see him properly Eat melon Ill say I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ? Tea ? Coffee? Tea .. I don't like coffee breath Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some hahaha tie me to a bed and Id be knocking your block off I tie a mean rewoven figure of 8 and I ain't waiting for you to get free to bash me Hong Kong phooey " Hahaha ... I do a mean Hong Kong Phooey | |||
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"Cousteau - I'd lie there next to him, looking at his face to see if the black scribble that obscures it in his pics is just black scribble and not just a seriously ambitious group of hair follicles " Oi its ny days off, I don't have to shave ! | |||
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"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea." milk n sugar | |||
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"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea. milk n sugar " hand him back his tshirt.. lol | |||
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"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea. milk n sugar " Get my colouring pencils and colour in the ink x | |||
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"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea. milk n sugar Get my colouring pencils and colour in the ink x" Snuggle in and fall asleep! I'm shattered lol | |||
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"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea. milk n sugar hand him back his tshirt.. lol " but it's not cold | |||
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"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea. milk n sugar Get my colouring pencils and colour in the ink x Snuggle in and fall asleep! I'm shattered lol " The Scotts are real wussies.... | |||
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"Reveal yourself....get out of hiding!" Ms Bambi Rest my head on your pillows. | |||
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"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea. milk n sugar hand him back his tshirt.. lol but it's not cold" It's a good job cos you'll be walking round topless at the rate you lose em.. | |||
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"push him outeat toast x" Crumbs get in the way!!!! | |||
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"FrenchBambi - quite happily lie there, looking at the ceiling, toes all nice and cosy and swap jokes " Let her smell my Dutch oven | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues " Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to " I'm still broken after my op, so we'll watch a dvd | |||
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" Let her smell my Dutch oven " Hey???? what??? | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to " ...spank that arse !!! | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!! " admire the view | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!! " Go for it...and you can borrow my flogger!!! | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!! admire the view " ...take a cloer look at the tattoos... very close.. | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!! admire the view ...take a cloer look at the tattoos... very close.. " Try your underwear on. | |||
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" Let her smell my Dutch oven Hey???? what??? " Google... | |||
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"Look through lingerie catalogues Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!! admire the view ...take a cloer look at the tattoos... very close.. Try your underwear on." Stroke your hairy....chest | |||
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"Interestingly I m sharing a double room with a guy next weekend, no twins available (so he tells me,, ahem,,!!) so as iI m a gent its the bed for you tTina and the Bath under a few blankets for me,, " Damn!!! not the same social I'm attending grrrrr | |||
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"push him outeat toast x" eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed | |||
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"push him outeat toast x eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed " Roll him out the other side | |||
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"push him outeat toast x eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed Roll him out the other side " Thank my lucky stars | |||
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"Have a cuddle. " Ask for a Jaffa Cake | |||
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"Have a cuddle. " Enjoy the cuddle. | |||
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"Have a cuddle. Ask for a Jaffa Cake " Share the Jaffa cakes | |||
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"push him outeat toast x eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed Roll him out the other side " can I at least roll over the top of you on the way out that should be enough contact to cum | |||
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"get more jaffa cakes " You calling me greedy ? Lol | |||
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"get more jaffa cakes You calling me greedy ? Lol " Make tea to go with jaffa's | |||
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"get more jaffa cakes You calling me greedy ? Lol Make tea to go with jaffa's " can I have coffee please | |||
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"get more jaffa cakes You calling me greedy ? Lol Make tea to go with jaffa's can I have coffee please " Hot water for me to dunk my butter mint sensation tea bag in | |||
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"get more jaffa cakes You calling me greedy ? Lol Make tea to go with jaffa's can I have coffee please Hot water for me to dunk my butter mint sensation tea bag in " I be rigth back then with the hot water, Do i untie you first? | |||
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"get more jaffa cakes You calling me greedy ? Lol Make tea to go with jaffa's can I have coffee please " Would you like honey and cream with that? | |||
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"get more jaffa cakes You calling me greedy ? Lol Make tea to go with jaffa's can I have coffee please Would you like honey and cream with that? " however it comes is fine by me | |||
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"colour the pretty pictures in with my felt tips " Nowt. Empty balls=clear head! | |||
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"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?" | |||
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"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?" Eh? | |||
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"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?" She would probably return a donkey kick | |||
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"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ? She would probably return a donkey kick" I think hes getting mixed up with my avatar! Lol. | |||
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"Kick ya out lol" Ditto | |||
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"Kick ya out lol" Not a problem. I'm finished with your missus anyway! | |||
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