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Say what you would do in bed with the person above :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say what you would do in bed with the person above come on guys and girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on guys and girls

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Boot you out!

Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Boot you out!

Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! "

suck fuck and lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot you out!

Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! "

Thats it, Im locking the doors and windows tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy bunk beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot you out!

Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! "

tuck you in and bring you a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled egg and soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be very naughty I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot you out!

Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! tuck you in and bring you a cuppa "

read you a story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot you out!

Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed! tuck you in and bring you a cuppa

read you a story"

Listen intently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horlicks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nothing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be very naughty I think "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle your teddy bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be very naughty I think

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chase the rainbows with her..

...or most probably taste the rainbows too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be very naughty I think

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I'd have a lovely time with those boobs (blue eyes)

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Be very naughty I think

chase the rainbows with her..

...or most probably taste the rainbows too haha

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Play elephant noses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be very naughty I think

chase the rainbows with her..

...or most probably taste the rainbows too haha

Play elephant noses "

Show you my imitation of an elephant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admire the body art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I would let you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too "

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one "

Play a proper game of Battleships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships"

Ruin his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining "

Haha good man!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

A lady never tells!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining

Haha good man! "

Ruin my arse wtf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining

Haha good man!

Ruin my arse wtf !"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Be very nice and do as she asks I don't want my ass ruining

Haha good man!

Ruin my arse wtf !"

Laugh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get you some ice to cool it down when she finished ruining it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get you some ice to cool it down when she finished ruining it "

What a gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships"

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol "

And seamen uniforms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol "

You don't want much do ya!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol "

Peeled gropes ...........on my way ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol

And seamen uniforms "

let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol

You don't want much do ya! "

he said a proper game lol I just wanted proper props lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol

And seamen uniforms

let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol "

Don't lower the tone Minxie else it will be all hands on deck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol

You don't want much do ya!

he said a proper game lol I just wanted proper props lol "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol

And seamen uniforms

let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol

Don't lower the tone Minxie else it will be all hands on deck"

will Ant be there too?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again "
Say..what the fuck are you doing here?!

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By *acystar2Man
over a year ago

here

Kick her out for farting LOL

Sorry only messing hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again Say..what the fuck are you doing here?! "

Make her share her gobstopper

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Kick her out for farting LOL

Sorry only messing hun xx"

Definite Dutch Oven for you!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again Say..what the fuck are you doing here?!

Make her share her gobstopper"

Share some hairy balls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluff her pillows

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Fluff her pillows "
Smother with my pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluff her pillows Smother with my pillows "
what have I done wrong

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By *acystar2Man
over a year ago

here


"Kick her out for farting LOL

Sorry only messing hun xxDefinite Dutch Oven for you! "

LOL walked myself into it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Release her from that restrictive corset so I can see her boobies bounce again Say..what the fuck are you doing here?! "

Only popped in to see you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Fluff her pillows Smother with my pillows what have I done wrong "
I thought they were a euphemism ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluff her pillows Smother with my pillows what have I done wrong I thought they were a euphemism .... "

They are you puppies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I would let you too

let him feed me peeled grapes one by one

Play a proper game of Battleships

wot with real boats and guns and ammo? lol

And seamen uniforms

let me clarify is that uniforms made from seamen lol

Don't lower the tone Minxie else it will be all hands on deck

will Ant be there too? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss up an down her back 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss up an down her back 1st"
get out of the way private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would sell my soul for 30 minutes in bed with him, and would do anything and everything

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I would sell my soul for 30 minutes in bed with him, and would do anything and everything "

Boot you out!

Cheeky sod! Get ya own bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea and read the papers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring him coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put kettle on

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Let him choose the film on Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let him choose the film on Netflix "
ladies first you choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm now you suck me (licking my lips)

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Let him choose the film on Netflix ladies first you choose "

I don't trust my taste.. I chose "vanilla sky" last night.... What a weird ass film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let him choose the film on Netflix ladies first you choose

I don't trust my taste.. I chose "vanilla sky" last night.... What a weird ass film! "

id trust you then feed you strawberrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I would let him have the bed. I'm to young lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I would let him have the bed. I'm to young lol xx"
thats just being ageist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If say lets all get together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say"

I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ?

Tea ? Coffee?

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By *issv_MrA_2playCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

Tie him up and tease him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ?

Tea ? Coffee?"

Tea .. I don't like coffee breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say "

Why would eating melon embarrass you ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say"

ooh that should remain private lol

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By *issv_MrA_2playCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

That was for icsyrup_people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

Why would eating melon embarrass you ????

"

fun

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Let him read my beano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this is why I don't do these threads .. I lose the gist and get confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

ooh that should remain private lol "

Well .. I thought Id put it out there - its a dangerous fruit

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Body surf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body surf "

oooooooooo

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Firstly stare deeply into those gorgeous eyes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is why I don't do these threads .. I lose the gist and get confused "

confused dot com

what time is it

were am i

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By *ibralassxCouple
over a year ago

Long eaton

Haha these threads are fun, I would tease a little then see what happens

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I couldn't say. Im way to much of a gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ?

Tea ? Coffee?

Tea .. I don't like coffee breath "

Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ?

Tea ? Coffee?

Tea .. I don't like coffee breath

Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some "

hahaha tie me to a bed and Id be knocking your block off

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

you name it id do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gon an see the lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ?

Tea ? Coffee?

Tea .. I don't like coffee breath

Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some

hahaha tie me to a bed and Id be knocking your block off "

I tie a mean rewoven figure of 8 and I ain't waiting for you to get free to bash me Hong Kong phooey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea because I can't see him properly

Eat melon Ill say

I don't know, I've never met her, what kind of person do you take me for ?

Tea ? Coffee?

Tea .. I don't like coffee breath

Out of tea bags. Ties her to bed whilst he nips out to get some

hahaha tie me to a bed and Id be knocking your block off

I tie a mean rewoven figure of 8 and I ain't waiting for you to get free to bash me Hong Kong phooey "

Hahaha ... I do a mean Hong Kong Phooey

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Cousteau - I'd lie there next to him, looking at his face to see if the black scribble that obscures it in his pics is just black scribble and not just a seriously ambitious group of hair follicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cousteau - I'd lie there next to him, looking at his face to see if the black scribble that obscures it in his pics is just black scribble and not just a seriously ambitious group of hair follicles "

Oi its ny days off, I don't have to shave !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if their boobs are real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell him to get the fook out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea.

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

id ask them to blindfold me and both do me again !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discuss the meaning of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea."

milk n sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea.

milk n sugar "

hand him back his tshirt.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea.

milk n sugar "

Get my colouring pencils and colour in the ink x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Reveal yourself....get out of hiding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea.

milk n sugar

Get my colouring pencils and colour in the ink x"

Snuggle in and fall asleep! I'm shattered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea.

milk n sugar

hand him back his tshirt.. lol "

but it's not cold

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea.

milk n sugar

Get my colouring pencils and colour in the ink x

Snuggle in and fall asleep! I'm shattered lol "

The Scotts are real wussies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reveal yourself....get out of hiding!"

Ms Bambi

Rest my head on your pillows.

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

i would put my head in-between those amazing boobs and go .... blurrrrrrrr

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

push him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"push him out"
eat toast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to go and make us a cup of tea.

milk n sugar

hand him back his tshirt.. lol but it's not cold"

It's a good job cos you'll be walking round topless at the rate you lose em..

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"push him outeat toast x"

Crumbs get in the way!!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

FrenchBambi - quite happily lie there, looking at the ceiling, toes all nice and cosy and swap jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FrenchBambi - quite happily lie there, looking at the ceiling, toes all nice and cosy and swap jokes "

Let her smell my Dutch oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look through lingerie catalogues

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)


"Look through lingerie catalogues "

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look through lingerie catalogues

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to "

I'm still broken after my op, so we'll watch a dvd

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"

Let her smell my Dutch oven "

Hey???? what???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look through lingerie catalogues

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to "

...spank that arse !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look through lingerie catalogues

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!! "

admire the view

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Look through lingerie catalogues

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!! "

Go for it...and you can borrow my flogger!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look through lingerie catalogues

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!!

admire the view "

...take a cloer look at the tattoos... very close..

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Cor ain't I a lucky fella, a DVD to watch while getting my arse spanked an flogged.. Woop Woop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look through lingerie catalogues

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!!

admire the view ...take a cloer look at the tattoos... very close.. "

Try your underwear on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let her smell my Dutch oven

Hey???? what??? "

Google...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look through lingerie catalogues

Well I'd have to speedboat those boobies for a start.. Be rude not to ...spank that arse !!!

admire the view ...take a cloer look at the tattoos... very close..

Try your underwear on."

Stroke your hairy....chest

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By *awk_eyeMan
over a year ago

east london

Glide my fingertips up your inner thighs :p

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By *yLongJourneyMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

frenchbambi i would play with you for hours on end in any form you want and keep you warm in bed as a hot water bottle

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hawk Eye, chat about whether Radar was the funniest character in Mash and then move onto discussing if a ball is in or out

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Interestingly I m sharing a double room with a guy next weekend, no twins available (so he tells me,, ahem,,!!)

so as iI m a gent its the bed for you tTina and the Bath under a few blankets for me,,

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Johnsoda, I'd have to blow out your candles

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Interestingly I m sharing a double room with a guy next weekend, no twins available (so he tells me,, ahem,,!!)

so as iI m a gent its the bed for you tTina and the Bath under a few blankets for me,, "

Damn!!! not the same social I'm attending grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make her smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bambi in bed...I'd be shd and too star struck to say or do much. most likeu I'd wind up drooling on myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/09/13 13:49:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tightly tuck in. And say good night.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"push him outeat toast x"

eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"push him outeat toast x

eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed "

Roll him out the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"push him outeat toast x

eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed

Roll him out the other side "

Thank my lucky stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a cuddle. "

Ask for a Jaffa Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a cuddle. "

Enjoy the cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a cuddle.

Ask for a Jaffa Cake "

Share the Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get more jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when a plan comes together

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"push him outeat toast x

eating toast sounds good to me, at least I've got you into bed

Roll him out the other side "

can I at least roll over the top of you on the way out that should be enough contact to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more jaffa cakes "

You calling me greedy ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more jaffa cakes

You calling me greedy ? Lol "

Make tea to go with jaffa's

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

id have two jaffa cakes .. and a long cold glass of Larger .

round two anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more jaffa cakes

You calling me greedy ? Lol

Make tea to go with jaffa's "

can I have coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more jaffa cakes

You calling me greedy ? Lol

Make tea to go with jaffa's

can I have coffee please "

Hot water for me to dunk my butter mint sensation tea bag in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold water for me, you got me hot under the collar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more jaffa cakes

You calling me greedy ? Lol

Make tea to go with jaffa's

can I have coffee please

Hot water for me to dunk my butter mint sensation tea bag in "

I be rigth back then with the hot water, Do i untie you first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more jaffa cakes

You calling me greedy ? Lol

Make tea to go with jaffa's

can I have coffee please "

Would you like honey and cream with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more jaffa cakes

You calling me greedy ? Lol

Make tea to go with jaffa's

can I have coffee please

Would you like honey and cream with that? "

however it comes is fine by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

colour the pretty pictures in with my felt tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"colour the pretty pictures in with my felt tips "

Nowt. Empty balls=clear head!

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow....what an arse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?"

Eh?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?"

She would probably return a donkey kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take her from behind and finish off with a donkey punch ?

She would probably return a donkey kick"

I think hes getting mixed up with my avatar! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick ya out lol

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By *ittleBitOfFunCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Kick ya out lol"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kick ya out lol"

Not a problem. I'm finished with your missus anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lay him on his back strip him down suck his cock u until hard then sit on it riding him

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Give you a quick snack (currently breast feeding)! Also makes a good lubricant x

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