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I complimented the UPS man....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He had shorts on and nice legs and a compliment popped out of my mouth before I could stop it

He responded with a massive grin and a thank you

Would other men find that offensive? It was my equivalent of a wolf whistle I suppose and so many women hate that sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably turn beat red and pay a compliment back or maybe even flirt a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have been deeply offended.

The only way you could make it up to me would be to invite me for a cup of tea and a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably turn beat red and pay a compliment back or maybe even flirt a little."

same here, except the flirt bit.

would have gone bright red and scurried back to my van, only to think a few miles down the road 'was she coming onto me?'

typical bloke, not very good at hints lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have been deeply offended.

The only way you could make it up to me would be to invite me for a cup of tea and a blowjob"

Ah fresh out of bjs today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would probably turn beat red and pay a compliment back or maybe even flirt a little.

same here, except the flirt bit.

would have gone bright red and scurried back to my van, only to think a few miles down the road 'was she coming onto me?'

typical bloke, not very good at hints lol"

Awww

It was'nt really a come on,more an appreciation of the nice legs he had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure in his mind he was like "wow what a great rack on that bird...gee I'd love to..."

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"He had shorts on and nice legs and a compliment popped out of my mouth before I could stop it

He responded with a massive grin and a thank you

Would other men find that offensive? It was my equivalent of a wolf whistle I suppose and so many women hate that sort of thing "

its funny these days. Men seem to know how to take a compliment where as women just see them as sexist or insulting. Whether they're rude or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for my ignorance but who is the UPS man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not offensive at all. Nice to have a smile put on one's face whenever possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for my ignorance but who is the UPS man?"

delivery dude, like parcel force, only wears brown and drives a brown van.

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"I would probably turn beat red and pay a compliment back or maybe even flirt a little.

same here, except the flirt bit.

would have gone bright red and scurried back to my van, only to think a few miles down the road 'was she coming onto me?'

typical bloke, not very good at hints lol"

Definitely this one here aswell!

I struggle to see subtle lol.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

It would depend on what you said....was it ooo grat legs or great legs now get your shorts off and let me suck your cock

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Sorry for my ignorance but who is the UPS man?"

He delivers all the stuff you have ordered on the net so it feels like Christmas opening them all up.

Then he turns back up to take back all the stuff that was rubbish when opened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably made his day. My binman is smoking hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for my ignorance but who is the UPS man?

delivery dude, like parcel force, only wears brown and drives a brown van."

Is that in case he shits himself if he gets offered more than a compliment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well now I kmow who he is.....I think it is always lovely to give a compliment as we all know how nice it is to recieve one! I am sure you brightened his day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry for my ignorance but who is the UPS man?

delivery dude, like parcel force, only wears brown and drives a brown van.

Is that in case he shits himself if he gets offered more than a compliment? "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for my ignorance but who is the UPS man?

delivery dude, like parcel force, only wears brown and drives a brown van.

Is that in case he shits himself if he gets offered more than a compliment?

Haha! "

Wasn't aimed at you by the way, more of a generalisation.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Read the title and thought the next line would be something along the lines of;

for not chucking my fragile parcel over the fence..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the flip side, I've just had a right barney with a UPS man. The (possibly) blind moron just parked his bug, stupid Brown van across my drive as I was reversing out of it! He could quite clearly see me and when I asked him to move it he had a right go, in Polish! Luckily my father is Polish and I understood every single word and responded accordingly, his face was a picture!

I'm also going to report him too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Read the title and thought the next line would be something along the lines of;

for not chucking my fragile parcel over the fence..

"

Now that would have been far too much to expect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had shorts on and nice legs and a compliment popped out of my mouth before I could stop it

He responded with a massive grin and a thank you

Would other men find that offensive? It was my equivalent of a wolf whistle I suppose and so many women hate that sort of thing "

Wish I was your UPS guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You probably made his day. My binman is smoking hot! "
rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would depend on what you said....was it ooo grat legs or great legs now get your shorts off and let me suck your cock "

I said wooo hooo nice legs....

I did'nt have my strumpet head on at the time

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"It would depend on what you said....was it ooo grat legs or great legs now get your shorts off and let me suck your cock

I said wooo hooo nice legs....

I did'nt have my strumpet head on at the time "

Thats unusual....are you ill?

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