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"It can only happen to me and does every time ..................... New three piece was coming today ....... had phonecall to advise it would be here between 1 pm and 6 pm ........... so gaily got on with sawing the other one into three .................... on the first trip to the tip I get a phonecall ... can't deliver today the truck has developed a fault .................... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I don't have anything to sit on ............... "we can deliver wednesday" ......... WEDNESDAY says me... what happened to tomorrow ................. errrrrrrrrr let me check she said ........ to come back and say ............ yes we can fit you in tomorrow .......... when will u be in ............. well after lunch says I ............ we will try to deliver in the afternoon but it might be the morning ??? confused.com here lol why oh why do deliveries never happen at this house on time .......?? Am I the only one?? "Not REALLY acceptable in my books. Sometimes people take a day off to accept a delivery and when that gets rescheduled it means they lost a day holiday - never mind the inconvenience. I am with you on that one  | |||
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and I am sure if you paid for delivery of something you would expect it to be delivered when they said - bearing in mind they selected the delivery day and time ............ | |||
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"Minxie, why did you saw the other one in three? Why not recycle it, and wait until the new one had arrived? Is it because it ate your ring?" Now I am so confused... probably serves me right for not keeping up with what is going on here  | |||
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It had also eaten my arm remember lol | |||
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"I have got something you can sit on "so have I ............ it's called my bum!!!! lol | |||
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"no the springs were eating the carpet .......... lol it was a bloody hungry sofa I tell u ........ and it had to be sawn into three to fit into my car to go to the tip .............
It had also eaten my arm remember lol "No wonder you don't accommodate... if you lose people or parts of people in your home... | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... "Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-) | |||
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"Minxie, why did you saw the other one in three? Why not recycle it, and wait until the new one had arrived? Is it because it ate your ring?Now I am so confused... probably serves me right for not keeping up with what is going on here "there is a whole list of things it ate !! my ring ............ my arm .... my last antibiotic once ........ the smoke alarm battery ............. my phone .......... u know they say always look down the back of the sofa ........ well that one clearly cloned that statement fully | |||
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"no the springs were eating the carpet .......... lol it was a bloody hungry sofa I tell u ........ and it had to be sawn into three to fit into my car to go to the tip .............
It had also eaten my arm remember lol No wonder you don't accommodate... if you lose people or parts of people in your home... "once in Minxie's never to be seen again !!!! lol | |||
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"no the springs were eating the carpet .......... lol it was a bloody hungry sofa I tell u ........ and it had to be sawn into three to fit into my car to go to the tip .............
It had also eaten my arm remember lol No wonder you don't accommodate... if you lose people or parts of people in your home...
once in Minxie's never to be seen again !!!! lol "There are offers on this thread of kind men who promise to come on time? | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)"Why ...................of course........ | |||
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"when did non delivery count as readjusted? lol and I am sure if you paid for delivery of something you would expect it to be delivered when they said - bearing in mind they selected the delivery day and time ............ "Oh I though you said "can't deliver today the truck has developed a fault" your not suggesting the guy should have put it and carried it umpteen miles? Its an unforeseen issue and it happens at times its not as if they haven't rescheduled a delivery or something that is monumentaly bad. | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ "I love men who do  | |||
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"It never ate any of the cats though. I bet they are looking at you puzzled as to why you took the sofa away." They are probably being more dog... | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ "And christen the new settee ........... | |||
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"It never ate any of the cats though. I bet they are looking at you puzzled as to why you took the sofa away." total shock on their faces and looking like the world caved in ........... lol | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ........... "Wow and there is a christening as well... cant be bad | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ........... "thats impossible - its not here!!! lol | |||
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"when did non delivery count as readjusted? lol and I am sure if you paid for delivery of something you would expect it to be delivered when they said - bearing in mind they selected the delivery day and time ............
Oh I though you said "can't deliver today the truck has developed a fault" your not suggesting the guy should have put it and carried it umpteen miles? Its an unforeseen issue and it happens at times its not as if they haven't rescheduled a delivery or something that is monumentaly bad. "it has wheels of its own .......... u didn't like the option of using as a massive skateboard then? lol | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ I love men who do "Punctuality is the sign of a true gentleman ..................... | |||
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"Only in minxie world...does things happen..you could write a book the fairy tales of minxie "When I have time in the future I am gonna write a book ............... evil glint in eye here lol | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol "Wednesday. | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ I love men who do "I am slightly confused here Aphro ... u love men that do what for me? | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol "There are procedures done "in absentia" - think that legal terms allows just about anything to happen even in absence of the objects concerned...;-) | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday. "what if it doesnt come again? | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ I love men who do
Punctuality is the sign of a true gentleman ..................... "Cool | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ I love men who do
I am slightly confused here Aphro ... u love men that do what for me? "Yeah of course I meant that... I love men that do things for you, Minxie - what else could I possibly have meant ... | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ I love men who do
I am slightly confused here Aphro ... u love men that do what for me? Yeah of course I meant that... I love men that do things for you, Minxie - what else could I possibly have meant ... "That's a whole lotta lovin Aphro. | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ I love men who do
I am slightly confused here Aphro ... u love men that do what for me? Yeah of course I meant that... I love men that do things for you, Minxie - what else could I possibly have meant ...
That's a whole lotta lovin Aphro."Cool, innit? And all for Minxie - our shy retiring, butter -would-not-melt-in-her-mouth face fabster.... | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........ I love men who do
I am slightly confused here Aphro ... u love men that do what for me? Yeah of course I meant that... I love men that do things for you, Minxie - what else could I possibly have meant ...
That's a whole lotta lovin Aphro.Cool, innit? And all for Minxie - our shy retiring, butter -would-not-melt-in-her-mouth face fabster.... "Does that mean while I am busy with the deliveries .......... I can give u a list and it would all be sorted for me? lol | |||
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"Errrrrrrrrrrrrr why have all the men run off from this thread Aphrodite? what have you done? "I ll stop posting, Minxie.... pmsl | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
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what if it doesnt come again? "If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new . | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
fank u "Oh don't thank me ........................ Wait till the god damn thing arrives I'll be round when it does ...........:. Thank me then ............ | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
fank u
Oh don't thank me ........................
Wait till the god damn thing arrives
I'll be round when it does ...........:.
Thank me then ............ "I will keep u posted | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
fank u
Oh don't thank me ........................
Wait till the god damn thing arrives
I'll be round when it does ...........:.
Thank me then ............
I will keep u posted "See - when I stop posting you men friends are back | |||
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"Hang on a mo, pant pant, I'm nearly at junction, pant pant, 20, with a cream 3 piece, pant pant, strapped to ma back, see you lat........ " how the heck did u know that one then? | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
fank u
Oh don't thank me ........................
Wait till the god damn thing arrives
I'll be round when it does ...........:.
Thank me then ............
I will keep u posted See - when I stop posting you men friends are back "this thread has got a little spooky for me !!! | |||
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"Hang on a mo, pant pant, I'm nearly at junction, pant pant, 20, with a cream 3 piece, pant pant, strapped to ma back, see you lat........ how the heck did u know that one then? " | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
fank u
Oh don't thank me ........................
Wait till the god damn thing arrives
I'll be round when it does ...........:.
Thank me then ............
I will keep u posted See - when I stop posting you men friends are back "Superramsfan will be far to knackered anyway ........................ He's audaciously tried to hijack my motives with a rather underhand tactic of machismo. | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
fank u
Oh don't thank me ........................
Wait till the god damn thing arrives
I'll be round when it does ...........:.
Thank me then ............
I will keep u posted See - when I stop posting you men friends are back
Superramsfan will be far to knackered anyway ........................
He's audaciously tried to hijack my motives with a rather underhand tactic of machismo. "but we all know that machismo is not true lol well half of us do anyway | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again? "Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman... | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman... "ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman... "Anytime at all . ................. | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse "What if he eats you? | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
What if he eats you? "he never offered to eat me !!!! just to whisk me away lol | |||
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"Superramsfan will be far to knackered anyway ........................ He's audaciously tried to hijack my motives with a rather underhand tactic of machismo. "Ahem, there's life in the old boy yet, now at J 17 and thinking of breaking into a slightly faster than snail's pace amble, so all is good  | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
What if he eats you?
he never offered to eat me !!!! just to whisk me away lol "Oops... She meant me...?!? 
Last time I checked, Costa frowned upon eating ladies in their coffee shops.... | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
What if he eats you?
he never offered to eat me !!!! just to whisk me away lol "Eat you ................why..........of course. | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
What if he eats you?
he never offered to eat me !!!! just to whisk me away lol
Oops... She meant me...?!?
Last time I checked, Costa frowned upon eating ladies in their coffee shops.... "I meant sitting on Med Man. | |||
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"Superramsfan will be far to knackered anyway ........................ He's audaciously tried to hijack my motives with a rather underhand tactic of machismo.
Ahem, there's life in the old boy yet, now at J 17 and thinking of breaking into a slightly faster than snail's pace amble, so all is good "Ya makin good time.... Or at least sofa so good... | |||
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"Superramsfan will be far to knackered anyway ........................ He's audaciously tried to hijack my motives with a rather underhand tactic of machismo.
Ahem, there's life in the old boy yet, now at J 17 and thinking of breaking into a slightly faster than snail's pace amble, so all is good "Careful now, you'll be getting the hard shoulder ................ | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
What if he eats you?
he never offered to eat me !!!! just to whisk me away lol
Oops... She meant me...?!?
Last time I checked, Costa frowned upon eating ladies in their coffee shops....
I meant sitting on Med Man."Well I am very ergonomically designed | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
What if he eats you?
he never offered to eat me !!!! just to whisk me away lol
Oops... She meant me...?!?
Last time I checked, Costa frowned upon eating ladies in their coffee shops....
I meant sitting on Med Man."But... He might eat her ring... | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
Then I shall come and whisk you away to the nearest Costa, to wait till it does.....
Failing that you could sit on Medievalman...
ooooooooo now that's an offer I cannot refuse
What if he eats you?
he never offered to eat me !!!! just to whisk me away lol
Oops... She meant me...?!?
Last time I checked, Costa frowned upon eating ladies in their coffee shops....
I meant sitting on Med Man.
Well I am very ergonomically designed
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"Oops didn't mean the sofa disaster was funny, just your banter "Nice try... Ya still goin over someone's knee missy... | |||
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"Oops didn't mean the sofa disaster was funny, just your banter
Nice try... Ya still goin over someone's knee missy... "yeah yeah | |||
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"Last year I ordered some new furniture for home delivery. An easy chair (how apt) and a couple of bookcases. Only about £200 worth. Had to take a days unpaid hol to accept delivery as they would only say between 8-6. Sat about the house all day and nothing arrived. Phoned them to enquire why and they said the driver had tried to deliver but no-one was home. So after arguing the toss as they either outright lied or tried to deliver to the wrong address (but they had my phone number to call and check), I said I couldn't afford to lose another days pay and cancelled the order, got a refund and a cancellation number too. The following evening at 5:45 the stuff arrived. Never had a bill for it. "whooo hooo I love this one | |||
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"I bet if you told them you walk around house naked you would ne sitting on new sofa now lol "ok now this is getting scary ......... where have u hidden the camera? lol | |||
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"I dragged all my old stuff outside in the rain. My new one showed up and couldnt fit into the flat! I had to bring the soggy old stuff back in :/ " I know I shouldn't but this did make me laugh .............. | |||
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"Hmmm... this week I received a king sized bed with single mattress and the next date for delivery of correct mattress is 28th Sept. ... Ps.... cannot accommodate lol "that could make life extremely ......... errrr interesting ........... and possibly dangerous too lol | |||
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"I would always be punctual ............... Are you really saying you come on time for Minxie?;-)
Why ...................of course........
And christen the new settee ...........
thats impossible - its not here!!! lol
Wednesday.
what if it doesnt come again?
If it had anything to do with me it would be arriving on time all shiny and new .
fank u
Oh don't thank me ........................
Wait till the god damn thing arrives
I'll be round when it does ...........:.
Thank me then ............
I will keep u posted See - when I stop posting you men friends are back
Superramsfan will be far to knackered anyway ........................
He's audaciously tried to hijack my motives with a rather underhand tactic of machismo. "Like anything audacious... me | |||
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"Hmmm... this week I received a king sized bed with single mattress and the next date for delivery of correct mattress is 28th Sept. ... Ps.... cannot accommodate lol
that could make life extremely ......... errrr interesting ........... and possibly dangerous too lol "I cannot believe how funny this thread has turned out - and what I missed last night... should not have logged off early with me cocoa and slippers...;-) | |||
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"Hmmm... this week I received a king sized bed with single mattress and the next date for delivery of correct mattress is 28th Sept. ... Ps.... cannot accommodate lol "You'd think the delivery people would notice the difference in scale? | |||
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"I have got something you can sit on
so have I ............ it's called my bum!!!! lol "ooo me too! | |||
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"Hmmm... this week I received a king sized bed with single mattress and the next date for delivery of correct mattress is 28th Sept. ... Ps.... cannot accommodate lol
You'd think the delivery people would notice the difference in scale?"They did... he was there for some time scratching his head xxx | |||
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"Hmmm... this week I received a king sized bed with single mattress and the next date for delivery of correct mattress is 28th Sept. ... Ps.... cannot accommodate lol
You'd think the delivery people would notice the difference in scale?
They did... he was there for some time scratching his head xxx"Cancel the mattress order and go out and get one. | |||
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"where's my sofa and chair? lol "it got delivered to my house by mistake...buggers were a few 1000 km of course I'd say. | |||
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"Last year I ordered some new furniture for home delivery. An easy chair (how apt) and a couple of bookcases. Only about £200 worth. Had to take a days unpaid hol to accept delivery as they would only say between 8-6. Sat about the house all day and nothing arrived. Phoned them to enquire why and they said the driver had tried to deliver but no-one was home. So after arguing the toss as they either outright lied or tried to deliver to the wrong address (but they had my phone number to call and check), I said I couldn't afford to lose another days pay and cancelled the order, got a refund and a cancellation number too. The following evening at 5:45 the stuff arrived. Never had a bill for it. "I had a similar event occur a few years ago when I ordered new furniture for our business but the delivery failed to show up in the allocated time period. When I called the company to complain, they tried to fob me off with the excuse that the driver had tried to deliver at a specific time but couldn't find anyone to sign for it, so he'd to go away. I would now be charged for a second delivery attempt! So, I called their bluff and replied that I'd looked at the site CCTV system, which included the access road outside our premises. It clearly showed their liveried delivery vehicle driving up to our Security controlled gates but veered off onto the main road and away he went! They didn't believe me until their Chairman got a CD copy of the driver's actions with a stinking letter of complaint. Strangely enough, our business got its delivery accompanied by a hefty discount! | |||
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"whoooo hoooo its here and I am sitting on it in a reclined position ................ I am not moving for the rest of the night lol ... well maybe I will a little lol "Have you now got the boys wafting ya with a palm and peeling ya grapes, while you sip wine perving | |||
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"whoooo hoooo its here and I am sitting on it in a reclined position ................ I am not moving for the rest of the night lol ... well maybe I will a little lol
Have you now got the boys wafting ya with a palm and peeling ya grapes, while you sip wine perving "nooooooooooo am waiting for someone to offer to peel the grapes and feed them to me one by one ........... hint hint ..... lol | |||
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"whoooo hoooo its here and I am sitting on it in a reclined position ................ I am not moving for the rest of the night lol ... well maybe I will a little lol
Have you now got the boys wafting ya with a palm and peeling ya grapes, while you sip wine perving
nooooooooooo am waiting for someone to offer to peel the grapes and feed them to me one by one ........... hint hint ..... lol "I'm off today, tomorrow and the rest of the week; I can come down to yours and help you "christen" the arrival of the sofa, plus of course feed you!! | |||
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"whoooo hoooo its here and I am sitting on it in a reclined position ................ I am not moving for the rest of the night lol ... well maybe I will a little lol " | |||
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"whoooo hoooo its here and I am sitting on it in a reclined position ................ I am not moving for the rest of the night lol ... well maybe I will a little lol
Have you now got the boys wafting ya with a palm and peeling ya grapes, while you sip wine perving
nooooooooooo am waiting for someone to offer to peel the grapes and feed them to me one by one ........... hint hint ..... lol "you want me naked or what | |||
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*trudges off back to Derby with 3 piece strapped to ma back* | |||
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"whoooo hoooo its here and I am sitting on it in a reclined position ................ I am not moving for the rest of the night lol ... well maybe I will a little lol
Have you now got the boys wafting ya with a palm and peeling ya grapes, while you sip wine perving
nooooooooooo am waiting for someone to offer to peel the grapes and feed them to me one by one ........... hint hint ..... lol
you want me naked or what"well I nearly said wear an apron to catch the drips but then I could lick em off you instead | |||
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"Now look here gentlemen .................... I just got in from work and. I'M sat here with The Minx in the reclined position on her lovely new sofa preparing for a lovely evening .............. And ............................... I'm delighted to say ....................... The lovely Minx has asked me to stay for the evening, relax , and enjoy the footy with a nice glass of wine and some canapes ........................ COME ON ENGLAND. "ure getting em and filling my glass up then cos I ain't moving lol | |||
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"Now look here gentlemen .................... I just got in from work and. I'M sat here with The Minx in the reclined position on her lovely new sofa preparing for a lovely evening .............. And ............................... I'm delighted to say ....................... The lovely Minx has asked me to stay for the evening, relax , and enjoy the footy with a nice glass of wine and some canapes ........................ COME ON ENGLAND.
ure getting em and filling my glass up then cos I ain't moving lol "Now listen up Minxy .................... When it comes to women or footy ......... Well......................... What would you like to eat and drink darling ??? | |||
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"You guys clearly can't read profiles..... Minxy doesn't accommodate. "How can anyone so accommodating not accommodate.... ??? | |||
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"You guys clearly can't read profiles..... Minxy doesn't accommodate.
How can anyone so accommodating not accommodate.... ??? "awwwwwwwwww you say all the nice things lol | |||
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"it wasnt my fault ................. (please note it never is even when it could be attributed to me ....... cos I wiggle out of it - ALWAYS ) lol "What you wiggling out of tonight ehh Minxy ??? | |||
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"it wasnt my fault ................. (please note it never is even when it could be attributed to me ....... cos I wiggle out of it - ALWAYS ) lol
What you wiggling out of tonight ehh Minxy ??? "MasterH burning his tea lol | |||
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"I was reading this earlier when I burnt me tea. " how does one burn tea.. you must be a shite cook fella.. | |||
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"It's ok, I'm nearly home again now....the M25 was a bit clearer on the return journey....anyone wanna buy a slightly soiled but well traveled 3 piece suite "Noooooo.... The one they delivered to Minxie was the wrong one....
You need to go straight back with the propper one.... | |||
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Mind you at least I won't go the wrong way round the M25 this time | |||
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"Ahhh shit, what's a man supposed to do
Mind you at least I won't go the wrong way round the M25 this time "On the other hand.... If you go the same way round, and time it right when that nice Mr Privates finishes his shift, he could help you carry it the rest of the way.... ;-)
PS: If you could get there before lunch, I have a surprise delivery of ready peeled grapes being delivered at noon.... Thankyou.... | |||
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