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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just been updating my business websites... with a 'Book now for Xmas and New Year' banner.....

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Oh Gawd is it THAT close....... ?????

ted.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014 "

If it were for 2014, I'd be reaching for the gin bottle.....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

waaaaa not already please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014 "

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

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Yes, but the thought of having to spend money of 'gifts' goes against the grain. My Uncle Ebeneezer told me it would only end in trouble....

;-)

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By *ause and EffectCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Our local Debenhams already has its Xmas display out - and has done for a few weeks..... So sad

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

Yes, but the thought of having to spend money of 'gifts' goes against the grain. My Uncle Ebeneezer told me it would only end in trouble....

;-)"

Give everyone a single condom and tell them to be safe. For special people offer them a reason to use the condom. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

Yes, but the thought of having to spend money of 'gifts' goes against the grain. My Uncle Ebeneezer told me it would only end in trouble....

;-)

Give everyone a single condom and tell them to be safe. For special people offer them a reason to use the condom. Sorted."

Anyone know where I can get a deal on a gross of condoms...?????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

That's depressing ??... get a grip Ted.... ffs, take an hour of my life ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

Yes, but the thought of having to spend money of 'gifts' goes against the grain. My Uncle Ebeneezer told me it would only end in trouble....

;-)

Give everyone a single condom and tell them to be safe. For special people offer them a reason to use the condom. Sorted.

"

Just the one, surly a pack of 3 would be much better

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Now who was it who trod on an open and used condom with his bare foot in a club? That was gross. But so funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now who was it who trod on an open and used condom with his bare foot in a club? That was gross. But so funny! "

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

Yes, but the thought of having to spend money of 'gifts' goes against the grain. My Uncle Ebeneezer told me it would only end in trouble....

;-)"

A wise man your uncle

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

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Or maybe making him feel even more depressed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

Or maybe making him feel even more depressed "

It cheered me up.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My restaurant is already 2/3 full for Christmas day dinner! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money will be saved this year, hope the business does really well over the Crimbo period !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For past few years I include a lucky dip lottery ticket in everyones card, last year 3 wins, no millions but 2 in hundreds, and to the people concerned, it was the best xmas gift ever,

Saves time shopping and buying tat that no one wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it is for Christmas 2013 - you re ok. I d only start worrying if it were for 2014

You're back, that should be enough reason to take Ted out of depression.

Yes, but the thought of having to spend money of 'gifts' goes against the grain. My Uncle Ebeneezer told me it would only end in trouble....

;-)

Give everyone a single condom and tell them to be safe. For special people offer them a reason to use the condom. Sorted.

Anyone know where I can get a deal on a gross of condoms...????? "

Go to the gum clinic and say you're on a mission

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