FabSwingers.com forum: 5 minutes in a room with me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bit of fun, if you had me in a room for 5 minutes, what would you like to do in the time, naughty and sexy ideas very welcome??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie you down and sit on your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wow nyp that works for me. very sexy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask to see your birth certificate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

birth certificate, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"birth certificate, why?"

Hope his old enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get you to put a couple of shelves up and sort out the front room closet.

you lucky duck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"bit of fun, if you had me in a room for 5 minutes, what would you like to do in the time, naughty and sexy ideas very welcome??"
Is the door locked?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

wax your eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get directions out of Milton Keynes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Get directions out of Milton Keynes

right at the round about, left ant the round about straight over the next 3 roundabouts.....

(i love MK, i used to live there

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nick your cash and credit cards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place."
If the door was locked? Ring the police!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place."

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything though

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything though"
Date rape is nothung to joke about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything thoughDate rape is nothung to joke about."

What if your being date raped by a clown?

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything thoughDate rape is nothung to joke about.

What if your being date raped by a clown?"
You're so witty aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get you to do the washing up while I chatted on here ....I use to live in MK as well for my sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything thoughDate rape is nothung to joke about.

What if your being date raped by a clown?You're so witty aren't you?"

There's a special place in hell for people with my humor.

I'm not proud of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nor is nicking cash and credit cards bobby

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"nor is nicking cash and credit cards bobby"
Good point.Certainly not in the same league as a rape though is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread is going south.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this thread is going south. "

I'm just wondering if there's a story behind this cash and credit card comment

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Well this thread is going south.

I'm just wondering if there's a story behind this cash and credit card comment

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No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this thread is going south.

I'm just wondering if there's a story behind this cash and credit card comment

No."

That answered that question

ABANDON THREAD!

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Well this thread is going south.

I'm just wondering if there's a story behind this cash and credit card comment

No.

That answered that question

ABANDON THREAD!"
Bye then.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Introduce you to my strap-on, my flogger and my paddle....ooooh and lets not forget my ropes and pin wheel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

back to the first point people, and boody and mister stop going on like a couple of school girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"back to the first point people, and boody and mister stop going on like a couple of school girls."

He started it

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"back to the first point people, and boody and mister stop going on like a couple of school girls.

He started it"

Bend over..right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

French best answer yet, whens the invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"back to the first point people, and boody and mister stop going on like a couple of school girls.

He started it

Bend over..right now!

You wouldn't hurt a man in glasses would you?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"back to the first point people, and boody and mister stop going on like a couple of school girls.

He started it

Bend over..right now!

You wouldn't hurt a man in glasses would you?"

Who says I'm going to hurt him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the room an play with the knob on the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anyone want abuse me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be looking for the dictaphone from Jigsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything thoughDate rape is nothung to joke about.

What if your being date raped by a clown?"

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything thoughDate rape is nothung to joke about.

What if your being date raped by a clown?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could lock the door, eyebrows boring, directions you would have had to get there in first place.

In this situation, I am going to assume you have date raped me. I'm sure your a nice guy and everything thoughDate rape is nothung to joke about.

What if your being date raped by a clown?"

PMSL

Will happily join you in hell .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Need to be punished today

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"back to the first point people, and boody and mister stop going on like a couple of school girls."

I object to the sexism in this post.

They are behaving badly not like girls.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Need to be punished today"

I'd handcuff your wrists and ankles to the bed.

Blindfold and gag you .....

Take photographs and go, leaving the door wide open.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

O granny you naughty lady

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Knowing me, probably start cleaning...

- Amy. x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you didn't object I'd make you cum with my tongue.

If you did object, the least you could do then is make a brew and check my make up for me, before I attempt to navigate MK's collection of roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing me, probably start cleaning...

- Amy. x"

Oooh you couldn't fit me in could you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peel grapes n feed them to me. failing that then id insist you stop wasting outmr five mins and drop to yr knees and EAT me ....slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow little miss best answer yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

five minutes, I wouldn't bother meeting you for so short a time, I need at least 3 hours, so the grains of rice you would be kneeling on start to have the intended effect.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Knowing me, probably start cleaning...

- Amy. x

Oooh you couldn't fit me in could you? "

Of course.

I'll bring the Viakal, we can get REALLY down and dirty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im naked and horny right now someone punish me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing me, probably start cleaning...

- Amy. x

Oooh you couldn't fit me in could you?

Of course.

I'll bring the Viakal, we can get REALLY down and dirty!

Mmmm Viakal ... I love it when a woman talks descaler to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha this thread is wrong in so many ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow little miss best answer yet.

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i only speak the truth.....good job you never said 24 hours!!!! i wld have cramp in my fingers from typing he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope you had cramp in other parts of your body to fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Julie what will you do to me in my room wonder women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Julie what will you do to me in my room wonder women?"

You rang? I am not chasing you across threads, you can please"ed" yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Julie dont me shy show us your pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Julie dont me shy show us your pie

Well I make an awesome steak & red wine pie however sorry can't be bothered to cook right now

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