FabSwingers.com forum: Not so mature.

By *ittle_Fox OP Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I try to bite my tongue when I see people having a strop on here because someone hasn't replied to them. If you're going to delete your account because you're impatient then do it. Don't post an update about it!

I generally try to respond to anyone who's made an effort with their message but sometimes people will be overlooked!

Here's some tips so that you moany people may start getting replies:

Make an effort with your message. Stop your copy and pasting rubbish.

Improve your typing. No one's going yo reply if they have to question your mental capabilities.

Get better pictures. Seriously, some of you just aren't even making an effort.

And please stop moaning!

Feel free to add any other tips :P x

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By *irtyslutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I hate it when messages are clearly copied and pasted. "you two look fit" or "you're gorgeous" or "I love your pics"

Ergh... I just ignore the message completely.. And if they dont attach a face pic when initiating contact, and then dont when I ask..I ignore them. I always attach a face pic, when initiating contact, I think it's the polite thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

read the profile of the person you are messaging.

starting a message by saying 'i love your profile' when the first 2 lines discounts you straight away, shows you havent done the above.

be certain you fit the persons requirements.

messaging saying ' i know you dont meet 90 year old bald pandas, with 1 ear and no testicles, but i thought i would ask' usually ends with you being deleted too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always smile at the flamboyant leaving gestures why people don't just do it I don't get.

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

Your trying to bite your tounge, omg I hope some guy doesn't complain whilst your giving him a BJ, he might regrete it lol

However I do know what you mean about effort, I/We hate the "hows you" and "I'm down your way" like we should consider our selves lucky, But as a dyslexic person I will always cut peeps some slack for the spelling and grammer if the efforts there, but also accept that sometime what is written doesn't make sence, I include me in that

So on a much brighter note how about that BJ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

advice taken.

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

We received a message a couple days ago that simply read "Mmmmmmmmmm"

Obviously we didn't reply. But it got us thinking.

If the male sent the exact same crappy message to 50 women / couples that's 50 profiles who just might look at him and even a chance one or more might reply saying no thanks.

There's also that rare chance someone was looking for a meet that very night who was let down. That guy might just strike it lucky.

All that said, we still ignored his crappy-messaging-ass.

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

"We received a message a couple days ago that simply read "Mmmmmmmmmm"

Obviously we didn't reply. But it got us thinking.

If the male sent the exact same crappy message to 50 women / couples that's 50 profiles who just might look at him and even a chance one or more might reply saying no thanks.

There's also that rare chance someone was looking for a meet that very night who was let down. That guy might just strike it lucky.

All that said, we still ignored his crappy-messaging-ass.

Strange isn't it if a women sent 50 messages out saying Mmmmmmmm I bet she'd get a different result

For sure the guy would get facked orf, where as the girl well... what do you think

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I always send a copy'n'paste, How's u sugatits, u free now cos I'm in your area and am horny as hell, type message and I always attach a self taken cock pic in the bog, just to seal the deal. I find it works wonders every time, what's ya problem biatches

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

And if it doesn't you could always shag a sheep lol.

Com'on ye rams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Improve your typing. No one's going yo reply if they have to question your mental capabilities."

lol

"And please stop moaning!"

and double lol

the irony

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I was just going to point out the delicious irony, but alas, have been beaten to it.

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By *wenbarryMan
over a year ago

shanklin

it not that pepole get a strop if thay dont get a message back. im allways polite . i never say u got great tits wouid u like a fuck. so it wouid be nice even if thay say no thanks it just takes a min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just going to point out the delicious irony, but alas, have been beaten to it."

Childish but couldn't fight the urge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well maybe if you women stopped having standards and just fucked us poor single men, this kind of shit wouldn't happen. This is Insta-shag you know!

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

"it not that pepole get a strop if thay dont get a message back. im allways polite . i never say u got great tits wouid u like a fuck. so it wouid be nice even if thay say no thanks it just takes a min "

Would be nice if Fab added a button that Deleted the mail but sent a polite thanks but No thanks message showing the effort was appreiated, just a thought

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"And if it doesn't you could always shag a sheep lol.

Com'on ye rams"

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By *ittle_Fox OP Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

[Removed by poster at 09/09/13 16:28:50]

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By *ittle_Fox OP Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Improve your typing. No one's going yo reply if they have to question your mental capabilities.

lol

And please stop moaning!

and double lol

the irony

I noticed this and left it anyway. I thought it might give someone chuckle

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My tip...

Stop giving people who make no effort with their profiles / messages tips.. Let them work it out for themselves

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

"We received a message a couple days ago that simply read "Mmmmmmmmmm"

Obviously we didn't reply. But it got us thinking.

If the male sent the exact same crappy message to 50 women / couples that's 50 profiles who just might look at him and even a chance one or more might reply saying no thanks.

There's also that rare chance someone was looking for a meet that very night who was let down. That guy might just strike it lucky.

All that said, we still ignored his crappy-messaging-ass.

Strange isn't it if a women sent 50 messages out saying Mmmmmmmm I bet she'd get a different result

For sure the guy would get facked orf, where as the girl well... what do you think

I try not to think... it hurts!

Seriously though, it did get me thinking it was a tactic worth considering!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Improve your typing. No one's going yo reply if they have to question your mental capabilities.

lol

And please stop moaning!

and double lol

the irony

I noticed this and left it anyway. I thought it might give someone chuckle

we all do em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta for the tips!

But...

Sofa king iwonik.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I try to bite my tongue when I see people having a strop on here because someone hasn't replied to them. If you're going to delete your account because you're impatient then do it. Don't post an update about it!

I generally try to respond to anyone who's made an effort with their message but sometimes people will be overlooked!

Here's some tips so that you moany people may start getting replies:

Make an effort with your message. Stop your copy and pasting rubbish.

Improve your typing. No one's going yo reply if they have to question your mental capabilities.

Get better pictures. Seriously, some of you just aren't even making an effort.

And please stop moaning!

Feel free to add any other tips :P x"

Get better pictures....mine seems to have done the trick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best advice is ask if they fancy a bum ?

Works for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best advice is ask if they fancy a bum ?

Works for us

Yes Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you !!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

best advice: give the same answers to both male, female and couples asking the same type of questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always send a copy'n'paste, How's u sugatits, u free now cos I'm in your area and am horny as hell, type message and I always attach a self taken cock pic in the bog, just to seal the deal. I find it works wonders every time, what's ya problem biatches

im swooning...catch me someone!!! Lol

my hero!!!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Best advice is ask if they fancy a bum ?

Works for us

trouble is with that one is if they say yes, they end up fucking moving in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday's rant

moaning Monday's

whats for tues,weds and Friday's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best advice is ask if they fancy a bum ?

Works for us

trouble is with that one is if they say yes, they end up fucking moving in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pmsl !!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Guys sending a,fancy a shag message,get short shrift.

Birds sending a,fancy a shag message,get shagged.

Anyone sending a mmmmmmmm message is Likely sending it in appreciation of your pics,rather than hoping it leads to a meet.it's a compliment,can't you girls just accept it as such.

When I read some females profiles,it surprises me that they have room left for a cock,as they're already so far up themselves.

Try to remember,it's a swingers site,not a school for stuck up little divas.

Hope this advice helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best advice is ask if they fancy a bum ?

Works for us

trouble is with that one is if they say yes, they end up fucking moving in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fancy a bum?

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Best advice is ask if they fancy a bum ?

Works for us

trouble is with that one is if they say yes, they end up fucking moving in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fancy a bum?"

fuck off we don't want you moving in pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to add any other tips!!

Ok never ever eat yellow snow!!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Feel free to add any other tips!!

Ok never ever eat yellow snow!!

never pat a hedgehog

never squat whilst wearing spurs

never play charades with anyone prone to heart attacks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I generally try to respond to anyone who's made an effort with their message but sometimes people will be overlooked!

Here's some tips so that you moany people may start getting replies:

Make an effort with your message. Stop your copy and pasting rubbish.

Improve your typing. No one's going yo reply if they have to question your mental capabilities.

Get better pictures. Seriously, some of you just aren't even making an effort.

And please stop moaning!

Feel free to add any other tips :P x"
You are an optimistic poster aintcha!!! lol.....I love Ironic threads!!!

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Guys sending a,fancy a shag message,get short shrift.

Birds sending a,fancy a shag message,get shagged.

Anyone sending a mmmmmmmm message is Likely sending it in appreciation of your pics,rather than hoping it leads to a meet.it's a compliment,can't you girls just accept it as such.

When I read some females profiles,it surprises me that they have room left for a cock,as they're already so far up themselves.

Try to remember,it's a swingers site,not a school for stuck up little divas.

Hope this advice helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK here is my little bit of advice-if you have a cock shot as your avatar do not also attach the same picture in the message. also probably not a good idea to attach the 5 cock pics that are already available on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally try to respond to anyone who's made an effort with their message but sometimes people will be overlooked!

Here's some tips so that you moany people may start getting replies:

Make an effort with your message. Stop your copy and pasting rubbish.

Improve your typing. No one's going yo reply if they have to question your mental capabilities.

Get better pictures. Seriously, some of you just aren't even making an effort.

And please stop moaning!

Feel free to add any other tips :P x"

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