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How well can you use chopsticks?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am taking lessons

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I am taking lessons "

No shit shirlock!

Can you eat boiled egg with them yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am taking lessons

No shit shirlock!

Can you eat boiled egg with them yet?"

Chicken

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I am taking lessons

No shit shirlock!

Can you eat boiled egg with them yet?

Chicken "

Duck!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Very well, always use them when dining at a Chinese restaurant or even at home when having a take away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me think, am I competent in using chopsticks?

Since I have been using them as young as I was allowed to sit at the table on a proper chair, I believe so!

Try chasing those little round mushrooms around a plate, or picking up a grain of rice using them, and the ultimate tests: eat spare ribs or chicken wings with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you eat boiled egg with them yet?"

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Stab the blooming thing and eat it like a lolly!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Can eat peas and a single grain of rice

Can also prepare an aromatic duck roll with them

TBH never though of tring to eact a rib with them

My challenge should I wish to accept............... and I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty good with them but my mate Mipeek Eetup has it nailed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably hurt myself with them, I'm not allowed to have pointy things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably hurt myself with them, I'm not allowed to have pointy things "

Well they are blunt so i don't thing you could damage your self with them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably hurt myself with them, I'm not allowed to have pointy things

Well they are blunt so i don't thing you could damage your self with them lol"

I have tried them but was hopeless, most of my Meal ended up on the Table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you hum it I'll play it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can use them for poking someone in the eye with them easy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I have fun trying,im not the best but can manage........just about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why bother when we have knives and forks ?????

more civilised and ya food stays where its supposed to ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mom sez can only ave a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont blame her

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Not too bad but am no way an expert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only good use for chopsticks is to stab ya boyfriend in the side when he has to much of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only use chopsticks in a chinese restaurant (unless of course I am having soup, the duck pancakes or the minced stuff wrapped in lettuce leaves.

OK I cheat a little I use a knife and fork first to cut the large chunks down to a chopstickableymanageable size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are great as you take longer to eat stuff and don't get as fat. not an expert but its a lot of fun trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geroof..ive seen fat chinese too.

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By *ord and ladyCouple
over a year ago

around Glasgow


"The only good use for chopsticks is to stab ya boyfriend in the side when he has to much of the bed "
try a spoon with your curryyou will find there is no need for overgrown match sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geroof..ive seen fat chinese too. "

Its a more civilised way of eating though. Once took a woman out who shovelled it in with a spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use for chopsticks is to stab ya boyfriend in the side when he has to much of the bed try a spoon with your curryyou will find there is no need for overgrown match sticks "

Exactly....heathens the lot of them.

spoons be the answer to flying food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geroof..ive seen fat chinese too.

Its a more civilised way of eating though. Once took a woman out who shovelled it in with a spoon! "

Pmsl.....

I dont get taken out...cuz im a better cook than the places he would take me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geroof..ive seen fat chinese too.

Its a more civilised way of eating though. Once took a woman out who shovelled it in with a spoon!

Pmsl.....

I dont get taken out...cuz im a better cook than the places he would take me. "

Oh expert chief then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.

qualified too ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup.

qualified too ya know "

Don't tell me your Gordon Ramsey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks "

Lol chopsticks came thousands of years before google it.

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

lol at this – I love chopsticks – using them actually makes me sit back and savour the food, think about the flavour combination as I cant get a bit of everything on them.

As an aside I also notice I eat less and feel equally as full after eating a meal this way - so all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks

Lol chopsticks came thousands of years before google it. "

Yerrrrrr i knows ya know..

I aint stupid....lmao

still ok for them that cant use knives and forks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks

Lol chopsticks came thousands of years before google it.

Yerrrrrr i knows ya know..

I aint stupid....lmao

still ok for them that cant use knives and forks "

Your a little rude aren't you?

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

All this talk of chopsticks has made me hungry for Chinese food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks

Lol chopsticks came thousands of years before google it.

Yerrrrrr i knows ya know..

I aint stupid....lmao

still ok for them that cant use knives and forks

Your a little rude aren't you?

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No...???? why am i ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks

Lol chopsticks came thousands of years before google it.

Yerrrrrr i knows ya know..

I aint stupid....lmao

still ok for them that cant use knives and forks

Your a little rude aren't you?

No...???? why am i ??????"

Well yes to a lot of people from asia but i will take it as an attempt at humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wsnt bieng racist at all.

was more on about the english as it happens ....they useless ...well most of them anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant use the fuckin things to save my life

which is just as well really

have to say love chinese food tho and my 2 fave restaurants are the Mandarin in Victoria st and the Tea house in Bold street both in Liverpool of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wsnt bieng racist at all.

was more on about the english as it happens ....they useless ...well most of them anyways. "

Ok ok no need for i was only saying! Not looking for nasty responses i was only commenting. I just like foreign food and love eating out that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wsnt bieng racist at all.

was more on about the english as it happens ....they useless ...well most of them anyways.

Ok ok no need for i was only saying! Not looking for nasty responses i was only commenting. I just like foreign food and love eating out that's all. "

Me ...nasty.!!!!!

Never........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why bother when we have knives and forks ?????

more civilised and ya food stays where its supposed to .. "

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Try eating out of a tin with knife and fork when you are in the middle of nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have done......

in the army no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks

Lol chopsticks came thousands of years before google it.

Yerrrrrr i knows ya know..

I aint stupid....lmao

still ok for them that cant use knives and forks "

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Knowing how to use knives and forks does not make someone civilised!

Check out the history of the Chinese and see how far back it went!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have done......

in the army no problem "

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I know, you do not look as if you starved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better ya know. lmao

and besides..chopsticks were only invented for those who couldnt master knives and forks

Lol chopsticks came thousands of years before google it.

Yerrrrrr i knows ya know..

I aint stupid....lmao

still ok for them that cant use knives and forks

.

Knowing how to use knives and forks does not make someone civilised!

Check out the history of the Chinese and see how far back it went! "

Ok.another history lesson i already know. lmao

it was all tongue in cheek ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have done......

in the army no problem

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I know, you do not look as if you starved! "

YOU either dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok.another history lesson i already know. lmao

it was all tongue in cheek ya know "

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I must have missed the smilies!

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over a year ago

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