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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What do you like to do when the football match for the day/evening has finished? Either being there or watching on the goggle box.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It depends if the team I follow has won.

If they have won I will drink alcohol and dance naked.

If they have lost I will drink alcohol and dance naked with a tangible hint of melancholy in my eyes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It depends if the team I follow has won.

If they have won I will drink alcohol and dance naked.

If they have lost I will drink alcohol and dance naked with a tangible hint of melancholy in my eyes."

No melancholia in your dancing though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will usually turn the tv over and find something else to watch.

football on tv is just another programme.

dont get over excited or anything about it, no moreso than watching bargain hunt or summat lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"It depends if the team I follow has won.

If they have won I will drink alcohol and dance naked.

If they have lost I will drink alcohol and dance naked with a tangible hint of melancholy in my eyes.

No melancholia in your dancing though?"

No never. Funky's Naked Dance of Love® is an uplifting celebration of life.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i will usually turn the tv over and find something else to watch.

football on tv is just another programme.

dont get over excited or anything about it, no moreso than watching bargain hunt or summat lol"

You don't do the shouting at the screen thing?

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I don't watch football as none of the players you see on tv are worth what they're paid. I'd rather watch athletics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to watch live

Like my porn

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I prefer to watch live

Like my porn"

Do you do the same things after watching?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't watch football as none of the players you see on tv are worth what they're paid. I'd rather watch athletics."

I don't think of athletics as having the same sort of post match rituals but I could be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch football as none of the players you see on tv are worth what they're paid. I'd rather watch athletics."

Now you're talking. Atheletics combines my 2 favourite things....sport and sexy bods lol. Quite amazing how hot those bodies are in the flesh. Attended the Anniversary games the other month. Jessica Ennis wow!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It depends if the team I follow has won.

If they have won I will drink alcohol and dance naked.

If they have lost I will drink alcohol and dance naked with a tangible hint of melancholy in my eyes."

Wouldn't advise that on the terraces in mid winter though, you might need a licence to display ya Walnut Whip

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't watch football as none of the players you see on tv are worth what they're paid. I'd rather watch athletics.

Now you're talking. Atheletics combines my 2 favourite things....sport and sexy bods lol. Quite amazing how hot those bodies are in the flesh. Attended the Anniversary games the other month. Jessica Ennis wow!!!"

What did you do after attending the games?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It depends if the team I follow has won.

If they have won I will drink alcohol and dance naked.

If they have lost I will drink alcohol and dance naked with a tangible hint of melancholy in my eyes.

Wouldn't advise that on the terraces in mid winter though, you might need a licence to display ya Walnut Whip "

He's from the NE - I thought they were all more or less naked up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i will usually turn the tv over and find something else to watch.

football on tv is just another programme.

dont get over excited or anything about it, no moreso than watching bargain hunt or summat lol

You don't do the shouting at the screen thing?"

no, im afraid i dont.

bargain hunt just isnt that exciting lol.

seriously, i do the whole 'YESSSSSS!!!!!' thing if the team im supporting score, but im so used to listening to it on the radio whilst driving, as i work evenings, the rare occasion i get to watch it doesnt make me that much more excited.

and the only couple of times i went to a match, the first i was too busy chanting the referee was my dad (as he needlessly booked someone which upset the locals) and the last one i was worried about my ex being smashed in the face with the ball as we were sat just behind the goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch football as none of the players you see on tv are worth what they're paid. I'd rather watch athletics.

Now you're talking. Atheletics combines my 2 favourite things....sport and sexy bods lol. Quite amazing how hot those bodies are in the flesh. Attended the Anniversary games the other month. Jessica Ennis wow!!!

What did you do after attending the games?"

Errrrr went shopping at Westfield lol. Enormous downpour immediately after games dampened my 'Ennis' inspired erection lol.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't watch football as none of the players you see on tv are worth what they're paid. I'd rather watch athletics.

Now you're talking. Atheletics combines my 2 favourite things....sport and sexy bods lol. Quite amazing how hot those bodies are in the flesh. Attended the Anniversary games the other month. Jessica Ennis wow!!!

What did you do after attending the games?

Errrrr went shopping at Westfield lol. Enormous downpour immediately after games dampened my 'Ennis' inspired erection lol."

We call is the Palace of Plenty. In there no one need know there is a world outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch football as none of the players you see on tv are worth what they're paid. I'd rather watch athletics.

Now you're talking. Atheletics combines my 2 favourite things....sport and sexy bods lol. Quite amazing how hot those bodies are in the flesh. Attended the Anniversary games the other month. Jessica Ennis wow!!!

What did you do after attending the games?

Errrrr went shopping at Westfield lol. Enormous downpour immediately after games dampened my 'Ennis' inspired erection lol.

We call is the Palace of Plenty. In there no one need know there is a world outside.

"

Ha ha. I only get as far as the burrito place and then Las Iguanas for cheap cocktails.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

The last time I went to a live game I took my daughter and her boyfiend ( both 14 ) and after about 20-30 mins they got restless and announced loudly " this is rubbish why cant we watch rugby "

Almost got me lynched ....lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The last time I went to a live game I took my daughter and her boyfiend ( both 14 ) and after about 20-30 mins they got restless and announced loudly " this is rubbish why cant we watch rugby "

Almost got me lynched ....lol"

Almost... what did you do after?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"The last time I went to a live game I took my daughter and her boyfiend ( both 14 ) and after about 20-30 mins they got restless and announced loudly " this is rubbish why cant we watch rugby "

Almost got me lynched ....lol

Almost... what did you do after?"

Gagged them and went for a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather watch paint dry than watch football and its full of racist arseholes !!

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