FabSwingers.com forum: Why did god make woman??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because everything has to have an opposite and woman is the opposite to perfection (man) xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

cos SHE Fooked up wi men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because everything has to have an opposite and woman is the opposite to perfection (man) xx

Your a very brave man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was only joking when he made men. He made women coz he knew they'd get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd attempt always better than the prototype!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

practice makes perfect

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

A man is only perfect when he is pluged in to a woman

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

they're not that perfect even then

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

He'd had his laugh when he made Man, so thought it was time to get serious and do the job properly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He needed more bloody questions to answer

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"A man is only perfect when he is pluged in to a woman

Isn't it a pity when men are plugged in to a genius none of the genius is assimilated lol

God (she) got bored after the creepy crawlies and animals etc and thought let's see if I can do better, got it sooooo wrong with the first attempt, chilled with some eden chardonnay and came up with WOMAN. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wanted a rampant rabbit but could not be arsed with the batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God must have been a woman coz she made man, put him in a nice garden, plenty of nice things to eat, lots to drink and man was happy. Then she made a woman and fucked everything up with her incessant nagging.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Because everything has to have an opposite and woman is the opposite to perfection (man) xx

Well i was convinced up till now women were created to get you a beer from the fridge and a place to park your willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"behind every great man is an even greater woman" dunno who said it, but its soooo true,lol!Hx.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

""behind every great man is an even greater woman" dunno who said it, but its soooo true,lol!Hx."

I would agree totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind any great woman is a grateful man

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Behind any great woman is a grateful man

Making rabbit ears for the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Behind any great woman is a grateful man

Making rabbit ears for the camera

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Anyway i totally appreciate women and how they are so good with that vacky thing! Amazing to watch it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vac beds????

hmmmm,

kinky

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Vac beds????

hmmmm,

kinky

No there is nothing as sexy as a woman with a hover in her hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even God can't get all things right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate being an athiest, it means everythings our fault

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I hate being an athiest, it means everythings our fault

Hell Nom, you FINALLY got something right, lol xxxxxx

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

God must have been a woman who else would put a playground next to a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well god fucked up with men as the cock attachment on them is faulty and droops or shoots before it should. We don't have a faulty part problem. Maybe Toyota made men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well god fucked up with men as the cock attachment on them is faulty and droops or shoots before it should. We don't have a faulty part problem. Maybe Toyota made men!

God gave women an extra hole coz one malfunctions every 28 days and the other one is in permanent use!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you people need is.....

A lesson in religion

After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

{Applause}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to believe god was a woman ... but NO WAY would a woman have made this fucking mess......

I concede.... The idiot , self applauding engineer is a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being an atheist I'm more inclined to go with Darwins theory of evolution, it answers a lot more questions than the so called big bang theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being an atheist I'm more inclined to go with Darwins theory of evolution, it answers a lot more questions than the so called big bang theory."

I'm an atheist too. God knows I've tried to believe but it just sounds so implausible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who else but a woman could have invented the scrotum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being an atheist I'm more inclined to go with Darwins theory of evolution, it answers a lot more questions than the so called big bang theory."

I once would agree, until I read the version I just posted, now it all makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said God made them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who said God made them?"

The work of Satan?, interesting theory.

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