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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "

Neither is illegal if you are a pigeon too.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "

Smells a bit funny if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "

yes it would be but if you could manage to pull it off Im sure that you would get away with it, hope you capture it on youtube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been smelling those marker pens again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "

A human pooing on a pigeon

I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though why are the little buggers always able to fly away just when you think you are going to hit them with your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ?

A human pooing on a pigeon

I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me "

Via a pigeon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "

Have you been drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be a ninja to shit on one though

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ?

A human pooing on a pigeon

I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me "

Now let me get this right. Your mate pooed on a bird and gave it to you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My ex work colleague used to try gobbing on them, mostly unsuccessfully thankfully

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ?

A human pooing on a pigeon

I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me

Now let me get this right. Your mate pooed on a bird and gave it to you "

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By *xxwiganMan
over a year ago

LEIGH


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "

Dick dastardly and Mutley would probably know.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You have to be a ninja to shit on one though"
Thats a new one on me..."ninja shit" patent it!!!!

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.

We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "

My Dad used to say that the pigeons used to fly upside down over our street cos there was nowt worth shitting on

Apart from public indecency and litter... or illegal dumping... the RSPCA might have something to say to anybody who poops on a pigeon

I just nearly wet myself reading your post

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Moodypoo, you raise a lot of issues here:

1. why is the pigeon in the middle of the road?

2. why are you pooing in the middle of the road?

3. assuming you manage to poo directly onto the pigeon what will you use to wipe as the pigeon is now soiled?

4. what happens if the pigeon can't take off once you have pooed on it?

and finally,

5. what if someone posts it on youpooed?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Moodypoo, you raise a lot of issues here:

1. why is the pigeon in the middle of the road?

2. why are you pooing in the middle of the road?

3. assuming you manage to poo directly onto the pigeon what will you use to wipe as the pigeon is now soiled?

4. what happens if the pigeon can't take off once you have pooed on it?

and finally,

5. what if someone posts it on youpooed?"

youpooed!

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