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" I really want to post but I'm not allowed to  "But it's you ......so gooo onnnnnnn | |||
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"No but i did once mail someone saying Hi dorris here in your area wanna meet now? I am clean and have a nice fanny" you forgot genuine....... | |||
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"No but i did once mail someone saying Hi dorris here in your area wanna meet now? I am clean and have a nice fanny you forgot genuine......." And discreet  | |||
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But it's you ......so gooo onnnnnnn "Please make my fantasy come true and tell me you're talking about narrow gauge railways, and that mavis is in fact some beautiful old steam train with a boiler to die for ? Any chance I can inundate you with tartan flask pics ? God I feel good knowing there's women out there into narrow gauge. | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... " Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know ! | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... " Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on. | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know ! "Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr ! | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on." Well he can forget the narrow guage .. I could demonstrate how to keep a tartan flask warm on the outside  | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !
Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !"you crossed the line there...get it ha | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on." My mum told me to stay warm and stick up to bullies like you  | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !
Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha "I'm always on my guard! oooer missus | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !
Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha
I'm always on my guard! oooer missus"easy tiger wait for the signal | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !
Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha
I'm always on my guard! oooer missuseasy tiger wait for the signal"First Class Under Carriage ! | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on. My mum told me to stay warm and stick up to bullies like you "I was trying to help you....my mum told never do favours for boys...it only leads to disapointment  | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on. My mum told me to stay warm and stick up to bullies like you
I was trying to help you....my mum told never do favours for boys...it only leads to disapointment "She was trying to keep you on track | |||
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"Sorry Coostew ...... I meant a tight fanwah ...... Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !
Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha
I'm always on my guard! oooer missuseasy tiger wait for the signal
First Class Under Carriage !"Ill be on GUARD with comments like that | |||
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"Im all up for a bit of hump shunting " all of this is making me ill....could be the end of the line for me | |||
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"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ... Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?" I wish that I got messages with that many words in..... | |||
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"See there's a lot of closet train spotters in here" Have you hit the buffers yet? I think we should devise a standard message we can cut and paste as a first introduction. The number I get that are the same from men makes me think there was a thread where they did just that. | |||
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"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ... Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?" Ooooooooo roomy.  | |||
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"See there's a lot of closet train spotters in here Have you hit the buffers yet? I think we should devise a standard message we can cut and paste as a first introduction. The number I get that are the same from men makes me think there was a thread where they did just that. " I think that's a brilliant idea for girl power. Randomly pick men and cut paste messages to clog our inboxes up. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. What would be in your proforma mail messages girls ? | |||
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"I actually sent a 'fancy a fuck' message today - well - that's what I wanted! couldn't quite bring myself to type it! even though I know have shared some secrets with the chap before x "this works well | |||
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"LOl I do send one person fancy a fuck messages sometimes I get lucky "very selective with my fancy a fuck invitations. lol | |||
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"See there's a lot of closet train spotters in here Have you hit the buffers yet? I think we should devise a standard message we can cut and paste as a first introduction. The number I get that are the same from men makes me think there was a thread where they did just that. I think that's a brilliant idea for girl power. Randomly pick men and cut paste messages to clog our inboxes up. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. What would be in your proforma mail messages girls ?" I'll work on this after Tinker, Tailor | |||
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"Feel free to use the phrase "Fanoir like a well tailored velvet sock, plush and luxuriant" You've made me laugh this morning, thanks all "I like velvet, plush and luxuriant. I shall have to weave these into the standard cut and paste for women to use. Be back soon. | |||
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"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ... Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?" Hahaha, love it!! | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick" You missed out... Hey there. What are you wearing. Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide. | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick You missed out... Hey there. What are you wearing. Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide." Should the picture be the only one with the message or save it for the follow up message? | |||
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"Can we get back on track and keep to the point. "Have you got dispensation from Granny to be a woman? | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick" I particularly like 3 & 4. Despite not showing a face pic it will make me feel good knowing you think that. As for 4, it takes me that long to get to the nearest road, but boy it'll be an exciting drive to the end of my lane | |||
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"LOl I do send one person fancy a fuck messages sometimes I get lucky
very selective with my fancy a fuck invitations. lol "So am I | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick I particularly like 3 & 4. Despite not showing a face pic it will make me feel good knowing you think that. As for 4, it takes me that long to get to the nearest road, but boy it'll be an exciting drive to the end of my lane "You should be waiting at the end of your lane for the call, just as we are always in stockings, heels and make up for message number 4. | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick You missed out... Hey there. What are you wearing. Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide. Should the picture be the only one with the message or save it for the follow up message? " The only pic obviously. We've no interest in the rest of your body at all. But if you must send a follow up pic can you make it a selfie in front of a dirty bathroom mirror in poor light with the camera set to the lowest resolution possible please? | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick You missed out... Hey there. What are you wearing. Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide. Should the picture be the only one with the message or save it for the follow up message? The only pic obviously. We've no interest in the rest of your body at all. But if you must send a follow up pic can you make it a selfie in front of a dirty bathroom mirror in poor light with the camera set to the lowest resolution possible please?" With the flash obscuring the face? | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick" HALF AN HOUR - Blimey woman! Do u think we men are machines??? or maybe after the fuck we gonna hold hands for 27 minutes? ????? | |||
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" With the flash obscuring the face?" Only if it won't put you out too much. | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick HALF AN HOUR - Blimey woman! Do u think we men are machines??? or maybe after the fuck we gonna hold hands for 27 minutes? ?????" Don't be daft, that's total time for the journey, the deed and the goodbye! | |||
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"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ... Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?" Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote: ?x End quote. Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise.......... | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick I particularly like 3 & 4. Despite not showing a face pic it will make me feel good knowing you think that. As for 4, it takes me that long to get to the nearest road, but boy it'll be an exciting drive to the end of my lane
You should be waiting at the end of your lane for the call, just as we are always in stockings, heels and make up for message number 4. " yeah yeah I'm getting this female thing now.
You guys are like thunderbirds.....or the Angels from captain Scarlett waiting to respond for any horny distress signal around the country.
Man, people like you need medals. Throws up a salute to the women of fab.
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"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ... Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ? Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote: ?x End quote. Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise.........." Personally I think it has an air of mystery which is always very seductive.....I'd have been compelled to pursue with wanton abandon | |||
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"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ... Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ? Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote: ?x End quote. Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise.......... Personally I think it has an air of mystery which is always very seductive.....I'd have been compelled to pursue with wanton abandon "So I should add "?x" to the list of cut and paste messages for women to use? | |||
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"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ... Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ? Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote: ?x End quote. Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise.......... Personally I think it has an air of mystery which is always very seductive.....I'd have been compelled to pursue with wanton abandon
So I should add "?x" to the list of cut and paste messages for women to use?
"It will draw in the more inquisitive and deep thinkers you think not ?/ | |||
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there are a large percentage of men who don't read the forums. I am so intrigued about the reactions these messages will get ! | |||
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"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself. We have: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick HALF AN HOUR - Blimey woman! Do u think we men are machines??? or maybe after the fuck we gonna hold hands for 27 minutes? ????? Don't be daft, that's total time for the journey, the deed and the goodbye!" PHEW! Thanx for enlightening. I was seriously questioning my technique n if u are free for 31 minutes it would give me time to wipe me cock on ya curtains too??? Just my little memento to u to remind u just, how grateful u should b for having had the pleasure of me | |||
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" there are a large percentage of men who don't read the forums. I am so intrigued about the reactions these messages will get !"No one is taking up the challenge yet. | |||
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"Its a figures game.... Literally" 100% success now! I'm thinking of selecting 26 men with user names from A-Z for a proper test. Except it feels like hard work to trawl through the user names. | |||
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"Just randomly pick names of men online. It'll be an interesting social experiment. I may even develop a male proforma message and fire it out to 50 random ladies to test and compare results." That would be cruel. I should at least have a modicum of interest in them. I've found a V but there are just too many with b and s. | |||
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"Are you also sending abusive mails when you're turned down? Also, now you're doing this are we to expect threads from you along the lines of "is it not polite to reply" or "Some people are so rude"?" I have only sent two so far, one was a very safe bet and the other was instead of a wank, I mean wink. I might need help compiling the list of 26 names. I don't think I will start threads but a few ranty status updates seem par for the course. Especially when I get blocked. | |||
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"Are you also sending abusive mails when you're turned down? Also, now you're doing this are we to expect threads from you along the lines of "is it not polite to reply" or "Some people are so rude"? I have only sent two so far, one was a very safe bet and the other was instead of a wank, I mean wink. I might need help compiling the list of 26 names. I don't think I will start threads but a few ranty status updates seem par for the course. Especially when I get blocked." Oh yes, try "Sum men are so up themselfs, even 1s that wunt get lookd at twice in a pub" Or "********* is a FAKE! Evry1 beware!" | |||
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" I might need help compiling the list of 26 names. I don't think I will start threads but a few ranty status updates seem par for the course. Especially when I get blocked. Oh yes, try "Sum men are so up themselfs, even 1s that wunt get lookd at twice in a pub" Or "********* is a FAKE! Evry1 beware!"" Will do. I'll try and learn text speak and bad spelling ready for the day I have to post. | |||
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"After minimal consultation we have the not very definitive list of quick messages for women to send to men. They are: 1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you 2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock 3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here 4. Free now for half hour so get here quick 5. Hey what ya wearing 6. x? You should attach a picture of your foof (popular forum term) with a Sky remote inserted to show depth and width. Or You may send a dark, grainy, obscure selfie taken in the bathroom clearly showing a streaked and dirty mirror, either as the first image or follow up. Flash image where the face should be if at all possible. Women of Fab Unite. If we each send 50 of these a day for the next few days we should have covered all of the men in the site and be ready to resend to those recalcitrant, ungrateful sods who ignore the message the first time they get it. Please do report on your success. " Ohhh my stars I damn near choked on my coffee!! Love it! | |||
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"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status. "How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?! | |||
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"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status.
How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?!"I know!!! Social experimentation has been a bit hit and miss. I've only sent it to forum folk so far. The real experiment has yet to start. Women, I need your help. | |||
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"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status.
How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?!
I know!!!
Social experimentation has been a bit hit and miss. I've only sent it to forum folk so far. The real experiment has yet to start.
Women, I need your help.
How may I help ?
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"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status.
How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?!
I know!!!
Social experimentation has been a bit hit and miss. I've only sent it to forum folk so far. The real experiment has yet to start.
Women, I need your help.
How may I help ?
"Send any of the one liners above to men and report the response rate. And (ok or) choose some of the A-Z of men for me to send them a one liner. | |||
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