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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you find an answer can you let me know please

Add ' truthful' to the list and Ill take one too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fook aff Chops... I have to go back to hosp to get any kind of contact!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to end your frustration x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"If you find an answer can you let me know please"

And me. It's tumbles in my inbox at the mo.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

ha ha ha ha they don't exist lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

ha ha ha ha they don't exist lol"

They do they are just all feckin taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

I'd meet you every week if you were closer!!!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'm not taken ..................

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

[Removed by poster at 08/09/13 18:09:32]

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Me too Chopsy...had meet today up all weekend and not a nibble...thank God for me glass dildo and wand (and all I was looking for was a pulse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey are u ladies all exposing as a myth the urban belief all males have that u spend yr lives vertical n while one gent is 'obliging' - u are lining up the next from an extensive list of available choices???

Well as they say - ' I never knew dat '!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would definitely meet you if I was tall and had a hairy chest. Oh and a big cock!

I can get meets but no sitter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not taken ..................

I wonder why "

oouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free anyone near enough to York for regular meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Blimey are u ladies all exposing as a myth the urban belief all males have that u spend yr lives vertical n while one gent is 'obliging' - u are lining up the next from an extensive list of available choices???

Well as they say - ' I never knew dat '!"

Oops technical error correction -HORIZONTAL (lol),

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"am I really that scary and mad.."

Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

WEll send me a message and i will see if i can fit you sometime this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.

Selfish bitch!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm not taken ..................

I wonder why

oouch "

Shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you find an answer can you let me know please

And me. It's tumbles in my inbox at the mo."

;) we just need somewhere to meet

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"am I really that scary and mad..

Probably. "

Shut it you

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.

Selfish bitch!"

You still not shaved your hairy chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.

Selfish bitch!

You still not shaved your hairy chest lol "

Mines all shave with just a little snake trail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youre all at wrong end of country!!must be a case of the men in southern England and all the ladies in the north!!sods law strikes again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

really, have i woken up on the 1st of april

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.

Selfish bitch!

You still not shaved your hairy chest lol "

Ffs dont want much....will do it for kent....what about my bum?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

really, have i woken up on the 1st of april

"

No you fecking have not....I have a good mind to get on a plane to Ireland and smack your bum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

really, have i woken up on the 1st of april

No you fecking have not....I have a good mind to get on a plane to Ireland and smack your bum!!! "

If you video and sell the video it pay for air fiar with easy i bet.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I will admit, it's bloody hard work at times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

really, have i woken up on the 1st of april

No you fecking have not....I have a good mind to get on a plane to Ireland and smack your bum!!! "

but I might enjoy that to much

where did I leave that instant chest grow, I know its around here some where

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Telling ya

I put a thread up the other week.. .mithered day and night to meet but put a meet up........(tumble)

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling ya

I put a thread up the other week.. .mithered day and night to meet but put a meet up........(tumble)

"

i'd meet you! just need a place and travel sorting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag... "

If can I cuddle you, then kiss and nibble you all over first and I am up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag... "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag... "

isnt that a silly question on a swinging site

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

If can I cuddle you, then kiss and nibble you all over first and I am up for it. "

Aww thanks kenny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

If can I cuddle you, then kiss and nibble you all over first and I am up for it.

Aww thanks kenny "

any time xx

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all"

Perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all

Perhaps "

well you ain't blocked me and we have spoke in the past x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag... "

Dont have a cock but not bad with me tongue if thats any good cheeky

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

ask politely. That's usually all it takes

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

ask politely. That's usually all it takes

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all

Perhaps

well you ain't blocked me and we have spoke in the past x"

Contrary to what people assume I rarely block...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

Dont have a cock but not bad with me tongue if thats any good cheeky"

well I can provide the cock

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all

Perhaps "

Just too picky you see. If we're horny all filters must be removed, all messages answered, and lingerie and stockings must be on in preparation for the onslaught of messages.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

How about a shortarse with not a hair on my chest, an average cock and a face only a mother could love?

*checks diary*

I can squeeze you in on Friday, is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

I must be a short 6 footer, with no hair on my chest, which means I am hallucinating as I see hair there and I have a pathetic knob. Plus I am a munter. If that's a woman's preference on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag... "

Slut

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all

Perhaps

Just too picky you see. If we're horny all filters must be removed, all messages answered, and lingerie and stockings must be on in preparation for the onslaught of messages. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to Portsmouth..........

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

Slut "

Yes my little slut bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

Slut "

nothing wrong with that is there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag... "

I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

Slut

Yes my little slut bucket "

Want a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard "

And your avatar has talked me into a perv session.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard "

Ohh hello

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard

And your avatar has talked me into a perv session."

That's not his bum....

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

I'm coming to a town near you the weekending 2nd & 3rd Nov

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"Youre all at wrong end of country!!must be a case of the men in southern England and all the ladies in the north!!sods law strikes again xx"

I agree. All the lovely ladies need to do is to go South. Once here, we'd like to do the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard

And your avatar has talked me into a perv session.

That's not his bum.... "

Oi stop spreading rumours it's all mine and paid for but it is available for hire

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard

And your avatar has talked me into a perv session.

That's not his bum....

Oi stop spreading rumours it's all mine and paid for but it is available for hire "

Oh goes and gets me 10 inch strap on ready lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I'd be up for a 3some with _isscheekychops and the3rdperson. Am i being greedy now?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'd be up for a 3some with _isscheekychops and the3rdperson. Am i being greedy now?

"

You greedy bugger lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

always the way ..either a famine or a feast !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

well i have a hairy chest i will not comment on my looks or my cock but i know i am vertically challenged lol x sorry xx

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

well i have a hairy chest i will not comment on my looks or my cock but i know i am vertically challenged lol x sorry xx "

Still hot though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops

well i have a hairy chest i will not comment on my looks or my cock but i know i am vertically challenged lol x sorry xx

Still hot though "

awwww bless your cotton panties x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Be pro active.....lots pf sexy guys matching your description out there....seek and ye shall find!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be pro active.....lots pf sexy guys matching your description out there....seek and ye shall find! "

I'm not sure why but I'm compelled to buy green and purple paint just to meet your challenge

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Be pro active.....lots pf sexy guys matching your description out there....seek and ye shall find!

I'm not sure why but I'm compelled to buy green and purple paint just to meet your challenge "

Orange with gold glitter would suffice.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Be pro active.....lots pf sexy guys matching your description out there....seek and ye shall find!

I'm not sure why but I'm compelled to buy green and purple paint just to meet your challenge "

You paint in glitter would be hot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only 90 miles away cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that same old problem of too many ladies on here and not enough of us single guys to bring pleasure to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Shame ya so far away :-/

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)

Tongue firmly in cheek

Shame ya so far away :-/

Yours sincerely

A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "

I know but I am sure you will get over the heart break...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...

I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard

And your avatar has talked me into a perv session.

That's not his bum....

Oi stop spreading rumours it's all mine and paid for but it is available for hire

Oh goes and gets me 10 inch strap on ready lol "

You will need a friend to hold me down and a pillow for me to bite and cry in to ... but I'm game!

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