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The ageing process is so cruel

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Don't worry, you will find some aspects of youth will re emerge in years to come.

In but a few short years you shall again find the joys of infancy emerging again.

1: Babbling incoherently.

2: Unable to walk & keep falling over. 3: Not really sure what's going on around you.

4: Require help bathing.

5: Requite help dressing.

6: Require help eating food that's been mashed up for you.

7: Soiling your underwear and need help changing.

8: Enjoy the feeling again of no teeth to worry about.

9: Someone to push us around in a chair when we go out shopping.

10: No one really taking anything you say seriously.

You see, all these marvels you once enjoyed will be back with you again very soon.

Isn't nature a wonderful thing?

Anyone feel like setting up a speed dial to Switzerland

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Made me giggle!!

I'm ticking none of these boxes yet...woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above yet except after sex Babbling incoherently

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Don't worry, you will find some aspects of youth will re emerge in years to come.

In but a few short years you shall again find the joys of infancy emerging again.

1: Babbling incoherently.

2: Unable to walk & keep falling over. 3: Not really sure what's going on around you.

4: Require help bathing.

5: Requite help dressing.

6: Require help eating food that's been mashed up for you.

7: Soiling your underwear and need help changing.

8: Enjoy the feeling again of no teeth to worry about.

9: Someone to push us around in a chair when we go out shopping.

10: No one really taking anything you say seriously.

You see, all these marvels you once enjoyed will be back with you again very soon.

Isn't nature a wonderful thing?

Anyone feel like setting up a speed dial to Switzerland "

My kids have already been instructed to take me on a skiing holiday when it happens to me. I couldnt stand to be that sort of burden

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Don't worry, you will find some aspects of youth will re emerge in years to come.

In but a few short years you shall again find the joys of infancy emerging again.

1: Babbling incoherently.

2: Unable to walk & keep falling over. 3: Not really sure what's going on around you.

4: Require help bathing.

5: Requite help dressing.

6: Require help eating food that's been mashed up for you.

7: Soiling your underwear and need help changing.

8: Enjoy the feeling again of no teeth to worry about.

9: Someone to push us around in a chair when we go out shopping.

10: No one really taking anything you say seriously.

You see, all these marvels you once enjoyed will be back with you again very soon.

Isn't nature a wonderful thing?

Anyone feel like setting up a speed dial to Switzerland "

Yea I'm young again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this is why I do crack from the crackpot on my mantlepiece

If I really abuse it da crack...I'll be dead by the time this happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend said a few weeks ago, "I know I am getting old, as I no longer fall over, but I have had a fall"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i forgot after the first two. you missed forgetting to do something you cannot remember, which for the love of me has slipped my mind.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done atleast three. Not to mention what someone said about forgetting things

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

1-5, 9 and 10. SHOOT ME NOW!!!! And where is the feckin crying smiley!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above yet except after sex Babbling incoherently "

Its the ones who babble before sex that we need to worry about! Just get on with it for the love of ...

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

I thought the definition of getting old was when you liked caravans!

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

often thought of all this when working in care ,when you enter this world ,someone does all that and as you leave this world someone does it again ,

i not want to die young as my sister was 49 when she passed away and my brother was 51, but then again dont want all that either

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"I thought the definition of getting old was when you liked caravans!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my caravan...so I must be old!

lol

susan

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Love my caravan...so I must be old!

lol

susan"

Us to

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"Love my caravan...so I must be old!

lol

susan

Us to "

I'd never have guessed!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

If I am alone when i get really old and stay healthy i will buy a Romahome I can go to any place I like then and just park up in the car park till the next day.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"If I am alone when i get really old and stay healthy i will buy a Romahome I can go to any place I like then and just park up in the car park till the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am getting there, my house is up for sale and its a choice between motorhome or canal boat.....

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"I am getting there, my house is up for sale and its a choice between motorhome or canal boat....."

We have a friend that has a canal boat, it is nice and cosy, he lives on it all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

age is just a number,so i dont get old............yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people say "Age is just a number", but remember when you bare that in mind. Just remember "prison isn't just a word"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None applicable but by god the grey hair is coming on

Apparently it's distinguished

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