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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was listening to some lads at work chatting during their break, discussing the hotties in the newspaper. They were rated as 'ner shes minging to 'she's well dirty' The minging ones were gorgeous to me! So I asked why one's more shaggable than the other when they were all relatively beautiful and they they all agreed that the dirty ones would be up for it and others were too pretty and polished. Niss cole got mentioned as not one you want to shag either as she's like 'ya sister'.

Well I thought about celebs I think are fanciable, but I couldnt imagine them having sex or being sexy and these are the ones I came up with

Noel Edmonds - never even struck me as being sexy even when he was a heart throb dj and my mates were mad on him in the 70's. I just can't envisage him shagging!

Lenny Henry I can't imagine him being passionate or giving you a hard one either!

George Clooney... I know you'll think Im mad but I dont think hes got a good one in him at all!!!

Simon Cowell... I think he'll be lazy as hell and very inattentive to your clit!!

So who do you think is considered a looker, but you can't imagine in a sexy situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so bored with the 'Celebs' I don't like being told who to fancy or what daft pop record to buy.

I like the ladies on BBC2's Grumpy Old Women - they're funny and fanciable (well some of 'em)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so bored with the 'Celebs' I don't like being told who to fancy or what daft pop record to buy.

I like the ladies on BBC2's Grumpy Old Women - they're funny and fanciable (well some of 'em)

Oh I love that - grumpy young men is funny too the old grumpy men are boring and grumpy old men.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I'm so bored with the 'Celebs' I don't like being told who to fancy or what daft pop record to buy.

I like the ladies on BBC2's Grumpy Old Women - they're funny and fanciable (well some of 'em)

Oh I love that - grumpy young men is funny too the old grumpy men are boring and grumpy old men.

Fern Britain.......or is it Fern cotton? Oooo well one of them or both if they fancy a MFF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its a list of celebs you DON'T feel would be sexy in bed who are considered attractive not the ones you wanna do. Pay attention!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pete Burns and Katie Price

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it my accent or something. Hums Animals song... prize if anyone can guess which one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pete Burns and Katie Price

See takes a fellow geordie to get the game hahahaha.. Im with you on both of those. Imagine them both in bed together... clueless...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

jeremy paxman- i imagine he would be.....so i shall ask you again shall i fuck u doggy style i really do need an answer on this madam

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

John McCruirick (or however you spell it) - vile vile man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my accent or something. Hums Animals song... prize if anyone can guess which one..."

Dont let me be misunderstood ????

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Pete Burns and Katie Price

See takes a fellow geordie to get the game hahahaha.. Im with you on both of those. Imagine them both in bed together... clueless..."

would never get to the bed they would be to busy fighting over the mirror

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"John McCruirick (or however you spell it) - vile vile man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oooh you would be covered in bogies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pete Burns and Katie Price

See takes a fellow geordie to get the game hahahaha.. Im with you on both of those. Imagine them both in bed together... clueless..."

Imagine if they had kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheryl Cole, yes she’s very pretty, but she must be pretty dull in the bedroom if Ashley’s antics are to be believed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthea Turner

Michelle Collins

Katie Price

Holly Willoughby

Kylie Minouge

Danny Minouge

Kate Moss

Fern Cotton

to name just a few.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Shepherd

Ben Afleck

Hugh Grant

Chris Rock

Barack Obama

Jay-Z

Ashley Cole

John Terry

Boris Becker...

I could be here all night but not with any of the above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so need to buy more mags, I don't know who half these people are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noel Gallagher and peter Kay don't do it for me.

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"I so need to buy more mags, I don't know who half these people are!!

PMSL neither do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored

her nostrils are funny

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored

her nostrils are funny

lol"

thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!

like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored

her nostrils are funny

lol

thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!

like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms."

muwah ha ha my evil plan to put people off pretty girls is working

and i am like that with Whoopi Goldberg - all i see are her non eyeborws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Megan Fox, she might be pretty, but she is loony tunes, a total weirdo,and not even in a good way !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whoa whoa whoaaaaa, i think we're all getting a bit crazy in here. fearne cotton, and now megan fox aswell! you're all mad i tell you, MAAAD!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Its a list of celebs you DON'T feel would be sexy in bed who are considered attractive not the ones you wanna do. Pay attention!!!"

Thora Herd & Cathy Staff

Cut mi willy off first! (See attention paid)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexy celebs - all of them

give me a down to earth woman anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn should have been as per OP unsexy threads all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored

her nostrils are funny

lol

thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!

like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms."

Who cares about her arms! lol

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

Can't say i've ever noticed her arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Megan Fox, she might be pretty, but she is loony tunes, a total weirdo,and not even in a good way !!!

Are you shitting me!! You can't imagine sexy sexy Megan bouncing up and down on your cock with those lovely firm pert boobies jangling away... fuck me, man, you need to get out more!! lol

My dream trio would be Megan, Charyl Cole and my lovely wife Siren have a FFF sexysome!!! Hmmmmmm

As for who doesn't get my motor running.... Lorraine Kelly. Yuk, horrible voice and soooo mumsy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored

her nostrils are funny

lol

thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!

like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms.

Who cares about her arms! lol"

dont get me wrong, id still love to give her hair a good pull

but everytime i see her now i cant help but notice her arms.

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