FabSwingers.com forum: Fart Porn ....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I've just had my first message from someone saying they are 'turned on by female flatulence' .....

It's a first in all the years i've been on the net.

No one can convince me that porn doesn't influence people.

A couple of D.J's were sniggering about fart sites a day or so ago and I wondered why it hadn't been heard here first ( the chat and sniggering not the farting )

I felt like puking.... since when did the smell of someone elses shit become pleasant?

Is it late in getting to me ? Should I sulk cos you've all been getting fart begging letters for years and I haven't ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

P.S. Lifetime ban to the first three to say .... Oh well each to their own!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I read years ago about a man who, most nights, inserted a flexible tube up his wifes arse, the other end in his nostril, so that he wouldn't miss one while they slept.

Me, well I just fart and hold the duvet over Kate's head. It isn't very sexy but its funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they a male-male couple called Terrance & Phillip by any chance?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

block and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were they a male-male couple called Terrance & Phillip by any chance?"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well. Each to their own!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Oh well. Each to their own!

You know ....when I saw your name at the bottom of the list I thought .....

N you didn't dissapoint

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I read years ago about a man who, most nights, inserted a flexible tube up his wifes arse, the other end in his nostril, so that he wouldn't miss one while they slept.

Me, well I just fart and hold the duvet over Kate's head. It isn't very sexy but its funny as fuck

Awwwww I used to love that game...... Not worth getting married again for tho ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny..I'm totally inflatuated with u

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Granny..I'm totally inflatuated with u "

Awwwww Gawwy ..... you're the only one 'i'd let off' ......

See what I did there !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's a new one. I have heard of frog-spawn though. Very sticky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny..I'm totally inflatuated with u

Awwwww Gawwy ..... you're the only one 'i'd let off' ......

See what I did there ! "

I didnt see it but I heard n smelled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh no...not for me... especially if she had eaten something like cabbage or sprouts!!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"That's a new one. I have heard of frog-spawn though. Very sticky."

What do you do with it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some hilarious vids on xhamster. Well worth a look. I dare anyway to manage to knock one out whilst watching a lady trumping. Impossible lol.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That's a new one. I have heard of frog-spawn though. Very sticky.

What do you do with it ?"

Nothing. I only watch it when forced. I'm not into spawn.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their is a porn clip online called 'cake fart'. It's very funny.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

There was a thread on here not so long back with a guy looking for farting ladies........you must have missed it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poem for granny:

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I tried to fart,

but followed through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!

Prick!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!

Ooooh do tell, I'm bored....

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Well this thread smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!

Prick!

Have you posted on the 'swearing' thread yet Ben?

Don't worry mate - I'm not changing my name again after last Xmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!

Ooooh do tell, I'm bored....

Obi now knows..I pm'ed him ha! Just to put him off his breakfast for being an ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!

Prick!

Have you posted on the 'swearing' thread yet Ben?

Don't worry mate - I'm not changing my name again after last Xmas! "

Haha!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"There was a thread on here not so long back with a guy looking for farting ladies........you must have missed it !"

I wouldn't have volunteered !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.

I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.

Just want to make that fucking clear.

Says you!

Asshole!

Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!

Jahaha! nope!

I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!

Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!

Ooooh do tell, I'm bored....

Obi now knows..I pm'ed him ha! Just to put him off his breakfast for being an ass!

And nothing puts me off my breakfast - coffee and cigs!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

dutch-oven-went-horribly-wrong

google this to get the full story .. lol .. some people are just weird

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