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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

your profile tell people about you?

Mine doesn't say I have millions of children and that I am prone to exaggeration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't say I'm actually married to one of the royal family (no - not William!!) and only able to meet do regularly due to employing a large number of doubles, surgically modified so I can be in two places at once!

Or that I once fought a herd of wildebeest in a bar in scunthorpe blindfolded and won!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Mine doesn't sell my intellectual powers or my profeshunal standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't actually tell anyone that I am in fact .....................

A nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't say I eat people.

...shit it does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn't actually tell anyone that I am in fact .....................

A nun "

Luke - I really can't imagine you as a nun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't say that I'm actually the reincarnation of Mata Hari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn't actually tell anyone that I am in fact .....................

A nun

Luke - I really can't imagine you as a nun! "

And Lucy is..........

Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My profile doesn't tell you I'm an addict -

Not a recreational drug addict, or prescription addict, or alcoholic, or addicted to cigarettes, or arcade junkie and other gambling, noooooooooo I'm addicted to the damn forum.

Someone ban me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't say I'm Brian from clacton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't tell you anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine says I'm an awesome fuck and a sweetheart also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn't tell you anything!"

u have a PHD...in porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn't tell you anything!"

Bloody does!!

Says you're playing hide and seek!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Mine doesn't tell you that I like putting tabasco sauce on ham sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn't tell you anything!

u have a PHD...in porn"

Technically it's called 'Fuckology'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I got 6 numbers last night

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

mines just bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stuff I wouldn't want the world wide web to know. I tell that to people I trust not strangers

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Mine doesn't say I'm really a Sports Illustrated model wearing a fat suit for a reality show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn't actually tell anyone that I am in fact .....................

A nun

Luke - I really can't imagine you as a nun! "

Its a new habit of his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I got 6 numbers last night "

Me too... Just not on the same line..

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