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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Place your fuck buddy recruitment adverts here.

Terms and conditions apply.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im useless at adverts

Someone tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth

Oh and teeth - nice teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... "

damn ....thats me out of the running

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

damn ....thats me out of the running "

You are in fecking Ireland that is also a bit of a factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FB wanted, must be willing to try new things at least once, must be clean shaven or trimmed, and able to keep up with me.....

failing that, a Billy Joe lookalike with a good sense of humour and can hold a conversation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

damn ....thats me out of the running

You are in fecking Ireland that is also a bit of a factor "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... "

Does 2 out 3 count, im 5ft 7

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

not looking for life partner, just a cock

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Using the template Lickety was so kind to draw up in the other thread:

Recruiting for now. Immediate start, time limited (one month term), fixed contract. Must be local. Extensive renumeration package guaranteed.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

Does 2 out 3 count, im 5ft 7"

Sorry you have not got through to the inter_iew stage thank you for your application it will be kept on file

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"not looking for life partner, just a cock"

I have a strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found one well he found me, not sure how I,d do an ad if he plays up and needed replacing. Lol so might have to keep him a while ,x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Adventurous fuck buddy wanted. Must be able to think outside their own box. Lover of all things snacky and can help me fulfil my challenge commitments.

This is a charity position, whilst offering no salary, gives great personal satisfaction.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"not looking for life partner, just a cock

I have a strap on? "

my man chuff is unexplored

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Adventurous fuck buddy wanted. Must be able to think outside their own box. Lover of all things snacky and can help me fulfil my challenge commitments.

This is a charity position, whilst offering no salary, gives great personal satisfaction. "

Must like waders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck buddy required ... Must have a huge wine collection and a taste for vodka. Good sexual technique is a bonus

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... "

Must have own teeth and like vodka and has a comfy bed oh and one where the wife is not hidden in the cupboard

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wanted, fuck buddy for a five month fixed contract. You will have stamina, wit and own teeth and be clean smelling as standard. The ideal candidate will be able to provide a full body massage and willingness to attend musical theatre when required.

Flexible hours with attendance once a week, although additional work may be available at short notice.

Payment terms negotiable but offered at competitive levels for the right candidate.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

zero hour contract: sex when I want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FB wanted to pour me coffee

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wanted, fuck buddy for a five month fixed contract. You will have stamina, wit and own teeth and be clean smelling as standard. The ideal candidate will be able to provide a full body massage and willingness to attend musical theatre when required.

Flexible hours with attendance once a week, although additional work may be available at short notice.

Payment terms negotiable but offered at competitive levels for the right candidate."

what's the closing date an where do I apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily married man wanted for sex, mon wed and Fridays between 7.30pm and 8.15pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily married man wanted for sex Tue and thur evenings between 9pm and 9.20pm

can extend if you live near a good chippy.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wanted: Tall, dark, handsome, solvent man with larger than average penis to keep a very horny woman occupied on a weekly basis. Must be able to perform as and when required, and be available at very short notice. Position not suitable for men looking for relationships. Inter_iew will include an exhaustive demonstration of skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George is all of them !!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fuck Buddy required... Tall, Dark, Handsome...

Must have own hair and teeth...along with a sense of adventure and sense of humour.

Excellent bedroom skills required. Short term contract, with the possibility of extension dependant on performance in the role...

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Im useless at adverts

Someone tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth

Oh and teeth - nice teeth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Buddy required... Tall, Dark, Handsome...

Must have own hair and teeth...along with a sense of adventure and sense of humour.

Excellent bedroom skills required. Short term contract, with the possibility of extension dependant on performance in the role... "

5ft 10?

Dark hair if it counts ?

I would say handsome ?

Have my own teeth and hair lol

Love a adventure and have a great sense of humour !

Have great skills and that contract would be definitely extended but I'm to young ! lol

Scott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stallion required to join my stable, must be a challenging ride and available by the hour.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fook aff back to Scottylandshire laddy, I have dibs on you Scott

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... "
im yer man unfortunately I'm 400 miles up the road ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm......stamina, big shoulders and a sense of adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... "

I'll apply! All of the above included in my offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fook aff back to Scottylandshire laddy, I have dibs on you Scott "

Apologies sweetheart

Didn't know there was dibs on me

Made my day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted-Lovely lady or sexy couple for sexy shenanigans and relax fun. Must be able to have a good giggle and hold a convo.

Bringing snacks to the inter_iew will also be a bonus

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... im yer man unfortunately I'm 400 miles up the road ??"

Story of my life

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Big experienced Cock required..... that's all.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fuck Buddy required... Tall, Dark, Handsome...

Must have own hair and teeth...along with a sense of adventure and sense of humour.

Excellent bedroom skills required. Short term contract, with the possibility of extension dependant on performance in the role... "

Oops... was meant to be a not the lol...

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... im yer man unfortunately I'm 400 miles up the road ??

Story of my life "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

damn ....thats me out of the running

You are in fecking Ireland that is also a bit of a factor "

damn and double damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*FB position available*

This is a zero hours contract (so don't be asking for a cup of tea after).

You will be required to perform sucking, licking, rubbing and riding duties. You will also occasionally be expected to go above and beyond normal requirements (take it up the bum basically).

Uniform provided (skool girl or sexy wench)

If working extended hours a takeaway meal will be provided (can of , crisps and a sausage roll) on leaving site.

Please note this position is advertised on other sites (a toilet door on M27services near Winchester).

Due to the amount of replies expected please don't expect a reply (unless you're fuckin lush with enormous boobies and a tight pussy).

Good luck.

There is no chance off promotion (not looking for girlfriend or wife thanks) so keep this in mind if you get too attached (you will as I'm fuckin lovely).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted drop dead gorgeous nubile 20 something bi lady for kinky adventures

Priority given to applicants with equally nubile bi girlfriend

A lust for middle aged guys a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... im yer man unfortunately I'm 400 miles up the road ??

Story of my life "

Don't forget to add 'Must own turkey baster!!'

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... im yer man unfortunately I'm 400 miles up the road ??

Story of my life

Don't forget to add 'Must own turkey baster!!' "

Ohhh yes turkey baster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big experienced Cock required..... that's all. "

Woah woah woah ! If you've got dibs on me then I've got dibs on you !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*FB position available*

This is a zero hours contract (so don't be asking for a cup of tea after).

You will be required to perform sucking, licking, rubbing and riding duties. You will also occasionally be expected to go above and beyond normal requirements (take it up the bum basically).

Uniform provided (skool girl or sexy wench)

If working extended hours a takeaway meal will be provided (can of , crisps and a sausage roll) on leaving site.

Please note this position is advertised on other sites (a toilet door on M27services near Winchester).

Due to the amount of replies expected please don't expect a reply (unless you're fuckin lush with enormous boobies and a tight pussy).

Good luck.

There is no chance off promotion (not looking for girlfriend or wife thanks) so keep this in mind if you get too attached (you will as I'm fuckin lovely)."

!

10/10 on this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*FB position available*

This is a zero hours contract (so don't be asking for a cup of tea after).

You will be required to perform sucking, licking, rubbing and riding duties. You will also occasionally be expected to go above and beyond normal requirements (take it up the bum basically).

Uniform provided (skool girl or sexy wench)

If working extended hours a takeaway meal will be provided (can of , crisps and a sausage roll) on leaving site.

Please note this position is advertised on other sites (a toilet door on M27services near Winchester).

Due to the amount of replies expected please don't expect a reply (unless you're fuckin lush with enormous boobies and a tight pussy).

Good luck.

There is no chance off promotion (not looking for girlfriend or wife thanks) so keep this in mind if you get too attached (you will as I'm fuckin lovely)."

Pmsl love it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Big experienced Cock required..... that's all.

Woah woah woah ! If you've got dibs on me then I've got dibs on you !! lol"

I said "BIG"......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted......Fun filled evenings with a sexy lady, only requirements is for you to have a pulse

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Wanted......Fun filled evenings with a sexy lady, only requirements is for you to have a pulse "

Thats me ruled out.....

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Fuck buddy required - hours negotiable but may involve overnight shifts. Must be flexible and willing to stretch themselves above and beyond. Sucking up to the boss and being an arse licker are positively encouraged!

Successful applicants may get the occasional bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted......Fun filled evenings with a sexy lady, only requirements is for you to have a pulse

Thats me ruled out..... "

Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FB not sought. Already got a perfectly good one!

Ner ner na ner ner!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... "
hairy chest and make you laugh .5ft 8 good heart though any good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall semi-attractive TV with borderline sociopathic tendencies, a severe shopping addiction and love of cock seeks someone with an over abundance of wardrobe space, disposable income and inches.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Wanted - FB to accompany autistic eccentric to festivals and parties to have a great time and be rag-dolled during and afterwards.

Ideal candidate will be fit, open minded, petite brunette, with near-insatiable libido, not mind wearing boots instead of high heels or being tied up occasionally and able to roll a half-decent joint.

Own transport an advantage but not essential if not too far away.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"FB not sought. Already got a perfectly good one!

Ner ner na ner ner! "

No one likes a show off

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm already a fb so don't want to resign and certainly not sacked....our little 2 person co-operative might require a third person from time to time.

Must have experience, a toned body, clean and healthy and be required to undertake anything he's bloody told to do under strict direction and supervision. No initiative required.

Previous applicants need not apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice friendly guy looking for lady in Kent

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"FB not sought. Already got a perfectly good one!

Ner ner na ner ner! "

I didn't know we could only have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/09/13 11:52:53]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"FB not sought. Already got a perfectly good one!

Ner ner na ner ner!

I didn't know we could only have one! "

Job share welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im useless at adverts

Someone tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth

Oh and teeth - nice teeth "

I have nice teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together"

Can I apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together

Can I apply "

your application is already filed and your attending the test center soon remember x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together

Can I apply

your application is already filed and your attending the test center soon remember x"

Oh yes I forgot xx

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

FB wanted. Must have short black curly teeth, be deaf in one eye, and walk with a lisp. Ladies who have large boobs (front or back) an advantage.

PS candidates may be asked to dance at inter_iew (possibly pole)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FB wanted. Must have short black curly teeth, be deaf in one eye, and walk with a lisp. Ladies who have large boobs (front or back) an advantage.

PS candidates may be asked to dance at inter_iew (possibly pole) "

If she contacts you and has a slightly less attractive sister then let's double date. Sounds amazing

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"FB wanted. Must have short black curly teeth, be deaf in one eye, and walk with a lisp. Ladies who have large boobs (front or back) an advantage.

PS candidates may be asked to dance at inter_iew (possibly pole)

If she contacts you and has a slightly less attractive sister then let's double date. Sounds amazing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FB sought..or should that read "automatic pass into couples only play areas in clubs"...shallow I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice guy needed, who doesn't mind my curves/chubbiness or my marriage. Their own place easy for me to get to and 6ft. That's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice women needed. Who enjoys conversation.

Must have humour and enjoy banter.

Not asking for much lol

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

FB wanted. Must be able to cook, clean, iron, give fantastic blow jobs, love group sex, own a boat, and be able to dig bait.

Please send photo...

Of Boat.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Wanted: local to Arse End FB, pulse (preferable), penis (mandatory), teeth and plenty of hair to grab hold of (desirable) mustn't mind cats or untidy houses, be into bum play and available whenever I feel horny (so day worker would be best (or playboy millionaire even better))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Buddie required. Must be flexible and be prepared to work as part of a team on occasions. For the person specification please apply within. Inter_iews being held next weekend which will involve a practical test. Due to the high number of applicants if I don’t get back to you please presume you have been unsuccessful on this occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fb not wanted I'm quite happy with the two I have

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

Looking for a female FB who enjoys... Erm.... That is.... Umm....

.... Who wants sex (enjoys is not mandatory).

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"FB wanted, must be willing to try new things at least once, must be clean shaven or trimmed, and able to keep up with me.....

failing that, a Billy Joe lookalike with a good sense of humour and can hold a conversation...

"
Who's Billy Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you looking for new ways to keep fit?

Apply within? This isn't a technique you'll see advertised in your local gym, and it comes without the monthly fee...

All you need is a sense of fun, a glint in your eye, and a lost halo.....

All applications acknowledged and responded to

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

Must have own teeth and like vodka and has a comfy bed oh and one where the wife is not hidden in the cupboard "

oh can I request a single one please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

Must have own teeth and like vodka and has a comfy bed oh and one where the wife is not hidden in the cupboard

oh can I request a single one please... "

Lol, always helps eh?!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....

Must have own teeth and like vodka and has a comfy bed oh and one where the wife is not hidden in the cupboard

oh can I request a single one please...

Lol, always helps eh?!"

It certainly does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nymphomaniac seeks porn star. Apply in person, must be willing to perform on demand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominant, unshockable fuck buddy required. Mustn't be afraid of bruising my bum and must have a good collection of floggers!

Single, local and wanting a loyal sub!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Im useless at adverts

Someone tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth

Oh and teeth - nice teeth "

I have nice teeth 2 sets kept in bedside glass at night...

1 extra sharp set for special nibbles

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Any matches made as a result of this service must ensure you pay the match fee before Christmas.

I did say there are terms and conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!"

I may be in here application submitted

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

fb required must have a car to go to clubs, be over 30 rich and stunning and have a thing for chucky, geeky guys on minamum wage.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!"

Fussy bugger

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My position is still open...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My position is still open... "

Can I apply? resume is on my profile

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My position is still open... "

All of mine are too. Lots of looks and no takers. What's so difficult about once a week for five months?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!

Fussy bugger "

Not that fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!

I may be in here application submitted"

Send in your cv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my requirements, please see the first part of my profile......

ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!

I may be in here application submitted

Send in your cv "

Cv and contact details all hosted online click my name for the direct link x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!

I may be in here application submitted

Send in your cv

Cv and contact details all hosted online click my name for the direct link x"

Pffft i wrote the bloody ad...your'e supposed to do the work....hmmmm lazy worker eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed buddy required

Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!

Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.

And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!

I may be in here application submitted

Send in your cv

Cv and contact details all hosted online click my name for the direct link x

Pffft i wrote the bloody ad...your'e supposed to do the work....hmmmm lazy worker eh "

nah the way I think of it is that I put al my effort into other area's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x"

I'm certainly bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x

I'm certainly bi "

Cute bum

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"My position is still open... "

"That's what she said....."

Also, so is mine

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

an unexpected vacancy has occurred north of the border due to the untimely demise of my leccy blanket....the successful applicant will be over 40, tall-ish, have unlimited stamina and like curvy old ladies.....no salary is offered but there is an extensive benefits package

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My position is still open...

"That's what she said....."

Also, so is mine "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"an unexpected vacancy has occurred north of the border due to the untimely demise of my leccy blanket....the successful applicant will be over 40, tall-ish, have unlimited stamina and like curvy old ladies.....no salary is offered but there is an extensive benefits package "
Is it a temporary position?

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

.....its negotiable...xx

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Had two, but found out it dont work for me............maybe its just me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F b required to dust while impaled on my cock lets see if women can actually multitask

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I can multitask, im good at fucking a few things up at the same time!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the woman I'm looking for? Taken to reciting the 3rd canto of Edmumd Spensers "The Fairie Queen" while crushing football-sized gapes with your hooved feet? Either stop it now, or kiss me you monstrous wine-making fool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x

I'm certainly bi

Cute bum "

I'm sure it could be put to good use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x

I'm certainly bi

Cute bum "

I'm sure it could be put to good use

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

This PP, wants another PP for my buddy please

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

Seeking guy with large parts and good resistance to razor burn. Short sighted preferable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This PP, wants another PP for my buddy please "
This PP is ready willing and able

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"This PP, wants another PP for my buddy please This PP is ready willing and able "

Your falling asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been interested in a fuck buddie or regular meets before, however i am getting to the age now where i'm beginning to think a local regular guy who i could call upon when i feel horny (every night ) would be kind of nice, these wanks are getting lonely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been interested in a fuck buddie or regular meets before, however i am getting to the age now where i'm beginning to think a local regular guy who i could call upon when i feel horny (every night ) would be kind of nice, these wanks are getting lonely lol"

That sums me up too !!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

As per usual...no applicants in the Sussex area

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

i would be open to the idea of a fb of any gender, if that suited our mutual preferences.

North Herts area

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