FabSwingers.com forum: Tarantula!

By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Ok so it might not be an actual tarantula... But it is a sizeable spider. Sitting on the chimney breast wall and I'm sure it's staring at me. How do I get rid?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nuke it that will do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Haha!

I'm not sure what's quite so funny young man?

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"nuke it that will do the job

With what?!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Poke it with your finger....

It will soon run off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps leave it alone?- it has no interest in u...u have an interest in it...remember when u start complaining at flies etc around the house

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Leave him be, he won't harm you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha!

I'm not sure what's quite so funny young man?

Oh but it is!

Splat it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spray it with deodorant. Spray in one area for about 3 seconds should make t drop to the floor. Problem solved.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I go into attack with the vacuum cleaner hose!! Maximum attack ate the furthest distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairspray and a lighter!!!

Worse case scenario - you'll have loads of firemen to drool over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nuke it that will do the job

With what?!"

A nuke lol

OR lighter and hairsprey

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

"Spray it with deodorant. Spray in one area for about 3 seconds should make t drop to the floor. Problem solved."
Lol make sure its not LYNX or the lady spiders will jump him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

please dont Kill it..

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"please dont Kill it..

I don't want it dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"please dont Kill it..

I don't want it dead

You just told me ya flushed it down the toilet!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Hairspray and a lighter!!!

Worse case scenario - you'll have loads of firemen to drool over!

I've only just moved in... I don't want to torch the place just yet!

although, fireman you say?!

My house warming card must've got lost in the post?!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"please dont Kill it..

I don't want it dead

You just told me ya flushed it down the toilet!

Nope... I just told you on the phone that my son had caught a slug and flushed it down the toilet... Not listening again? Tut tut Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!! "

fook me that's huge, think I would admit defeat and just move house myself

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!!

fook me that's huge, think I would admit defeat and just move house myself

....tit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!!

fook me that's huge, think I would admit defeat and just move house myself

....tit!"

Yep that's me

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

It's currently AWOL after deciding to go off exploring

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!!

fook me that's huge, think I would admit defeat and just move house myself

....tit!

Yep that's me

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A lovable one I hasten to add.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's currently AWOL after deciding to go off exploring

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It will be on your bed waiting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spray it with deodorant. Spray in one area for about 3 seconds should make t drop to the floor. Problem solved. Lol make sure its not LYNX or the lady spiders will jump him x"

Polish then. Anything that's got a very strong odour that can kills germs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kill it

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

if it Bigger than a PINT GLASS.. Phone the RSPCA..

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"It's currently AWOL after deciding to go off exploring

It will be on your bed waiting.....

Hahahahaha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"perhaps leave it alone?- it has no interest in u...u have an interest in it...remember when u start complaining at flies etc around the house"

My house has fuck loads if spiders in it but I still het flies buzzing round. Must have the most useless guard spiders ever

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!! "

Don't want to scare you but u can't think of many native spiders bigger than the circumference off a pint glass

Mind you if it's that big at least you know it won't ve one if the 7 spiders you will swallow in your sleep in your lifetime

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a telly spider, only an ickle one though. When I get in from work he is sometimes patrolling his web. As soon as I put the telly on with ma bose system it kinda freaks him out and he disappears back into the corner again

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!!

Don't want to scare you but u can't think of many native spiders bigger than the circumference off a pint glass

Mind you if it's that big at least you know it won't ve one if the 7 spiders you will swallow in your sleep in your lifetime

My son said that... He's convinced there's no danger of either of u swallowing it!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I have a telly spider, only an ickle one though. When I get in from work he is sometimes patrolling his web. As soon as I put the telly on with ma bose system it kinda freaks him out and he disappears back into the corner again

I used to have a spider who lived quite happily in my conservatory - we called him Spencer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms

Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!! "

Think that is an exaggeration no house spiders that big I pick them up and put them outside.

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I'm not scared of spiders I just don't want to cohabit with one. I usually do the glass and paper thing to send them on their way safely but I'm fairly certain I'd have damaged his legs with the glass as he had such a large span.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not scared of spiders I just don't want to cohabit with one. I usually do the glass and paper thing to send them on their way safely but I'm fairly certain I'd have damaged his legs with the glass as he had such a large span. "

Leave him to catch the flies they are far much nastier all the crap they go in and lay eggs ewww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick em up and out they go there harmless,

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Use a bowl rather than a glass or live and let live, they eat flies and I hate flies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders eat all the flys,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to have a tarantula now he was big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen some big spiders abroad were lucky we get the small ones lol

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Use a bowl rather than a glass or live and let live, they eat flies and I hate flies!"

I believe he may have departed on a fly-catching mission as he's nowhere to be seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ukgirl,have u a spider on the loose?ha

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I'm not sure. I should've held a Sky remote up next to him and taken a photograph. I believe Sky remotes are now considered a standard unit of measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that's true,he will b back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure. I should've held a Sky remote up next to him and taken a photograph. I believe Sky remotes are now considered a standard unit of measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I either suck them up the vacuum or spray them with fly spray.(it kills them) or hairspray (makes them go stiff and then they die)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I either suck them up the vacuum or spray them with fly spray.(it kills them) or hairspray (makes them go stiff and then they die)

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Sadist!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure. I should've held a Sky remote up next to him and taken a photograph. I believe Sky remotes are now considered a standard unit of measure

and dont forget.....they normally come in pairs and that was probably the pregnant female....

males are smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I either suck them up the vacuum or spray them with fly spray.(it kills them) or hairspray (makes them go stiff and then they die)

Sadist!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its doing nothing and you're still bothered by it. It shows you're the one with the problem. So leave it alone and you move out, lol.

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I'm not sure what spiders 'do' but if it had burst into a song and dance at least I'd have been entertained!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure what spiders 'do'"

They crawl into your mouth when sleeping. Haven't you heard the stat?

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

saucepan instead of the glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blast it with my steam cleaner.

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