FabSwingers.com forum: The ten commandments revised lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Ten Commandments ( Of Swinging )

1. You shall have no other Gods but me. ( For my cock is bigger than a sky remote)

2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.

( Unless it contains the words Rampant or Rabbit )

3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. ( unless its in the throws of orgasm )

4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. ( Any holes a goal day )

5.Respect your father and mother. ( wishes to not be seen at the same club as you )

6. You must not kill. ( The mood )

7. You must not commit adultery. ( But you can shag the fuck out of my wife )

8. You must not steal. ( Your wifes knickers , buy your own ! )

9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour. ( But you can try and get them in bed for a threesome )

10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour. ( Because your all shagging each other so how cares )