FabSwingers.com forum: Cauliflower

By *ornybobBuilder OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Some fucker just Thrown a Cauliflower at me for looking at this wife lol his wife hit him with a Cucumber and Sliped me her number Result I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now you can slip her your cucumber...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She managed to take out a pen n paper, write her number down and give it to you while her other half was standing next to you and he didn't notice

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

could have been worse..

might have just happened to have a tin of peas to hand..

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"She managed to take out a pen n paper, write her number down and give it to you while her other half was standing next to you and he didn't notice

Oh but he did notice, then he hit the Op over the head with a bunch of bananas.....oh how the green grocer laughed, especially when the wife then finished off the husband with a large marrow.

The Op then got the blow job of his life amongst the potatoes.....

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By *ornybobBuilder OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

But I had me hands full with two Melons

She give me her number 5 mins after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't this be in the Stories and Fantasies section

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Shouldn't this be in the Stories and Fantasies section

Or in the fruit and veg aisle at Tescos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't this be in the Stories and Fantasies section

probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's one way to toss a salad lol

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By *ornybobBuilder OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

No it's real had to slap me self when I got out of shop to see if I was awake

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By *ornybobBuilder OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

It was Asda

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"No it's real had to slap me self when I got out of shop to see if I was awake "

With a bunch of spring onions?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"No it's real had to slap me self when I got out of shop to see if I was awake "

With a bunch of spring onions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this as you were existing through the gift shop on Fantasy Island?

Boss.Boss..De brassicas...De Brassicas....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats one way to get you 'Five a Day'!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It all sounds a bit cheesy to me

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

With credentials like that I think I'd be slipping you my number as well.

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By *ornybobBuilder OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Couldn't beleave it me self but it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my sprouts about this one !

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