FabSwingers.com forum: Something you never do on a first meet.

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ok I will start.....

Fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get d*unk

Lynn

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pick your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wipe ya cock on the curtains

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a wee in front of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt in her eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whip out my cock....oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Pick your nose "

...and eat the contents

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By *har1505Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"wipe ya cock on the curtains

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Take my false leg off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

I don't really fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh ....er...wipe ya nose in your tshirt then put it on ....you know in front of your meet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

I don't really fart

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you look like you are

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By *n need of helpCouple
over a year ago

hull

run like hell if they lied about there profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok on a first meet I don't introduce them to my Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok on a first meet I don't introduce them to my Mum

That's more of a third meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Propose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok on a first meet I don't introduce them to my Mum

That's more of a third meet "

Only if she stays in the living room until then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So this is where iv been going wrong... doh

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Propose"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite your Mates round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invite your Mates round "

Spoil sport

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Show them pictures of the wedding dress I fancy wearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invite your Mates round

Spoil sport

Christ you met my mates you'd hate me lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wear Flat Shoes.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Pay for anything ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear Flat Shoes."
thats a definate no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear Flat Shoes."

well I'm not wearing heels

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Show them pictures of the wedding dress I fancy wearing."

Thats where i must have been going wrong

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Well guys and gals, I know whom to avoid pmsl.....

I would not give the person the wrong vibes and lead him/her on!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Chat on my mobile.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Show them pictures of the wedding dress I fancy wearing.

Thats where i must have been going wrong

I find it's better to wait until they are in that post coital state. Then you can tell them the date and time of the ceremony too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chat on my mobile."
or swear

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chat on my mobile."

I've had to do that a couple of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask to borrow there underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well guys and gals, I know whom to avoid pmsl.....

I would not give the person the wrong vibes and lead him/her on!"

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Lick gravy off the plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna say that

First thing i thought of too Peaches xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross a picket line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you love them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if you can try their underwear on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up naked

Take your dog

Take your mates...unless it's a pack of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them you love them lol "

And mean it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ask where your tooth brush goes and have you cleared out a drawer

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the handcuff keys

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Meet on the night of the full moon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admit to ever watching Kyle

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Pay for a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

Fail to turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

I don't really fart

Fanny farts. Are they acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick gravy off the plate

Or even worse their plate!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

forget my condoms

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

wait more than 15 minutes to show up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start looking at wedding venue's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkIrGFDue_Q

Don't make this your first conversation

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Itch your nuts !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go home without a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allow your Tag to become discovered

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bring your mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. explain who I am to their Mum-in-law who just happened to pop round for a cuppa 5 mins before I got there..... very nearly had that happen once....

fortunately, the mum-in-law had just left and they had been 'sweating'...

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

I don't really fart

Ladies do love puffs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell um I love um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

I don't really fart

Fanny farts. Are they acceptable?

Ahoy POPEYE - I don't think many of us realized u hada fanny?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I would remember to bring my flogger and blindfold

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I would remember to bring my flogger and blindfold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never .... check out all the other 'talent' in the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I will start.....

Fart!

walk away LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage their ego when they ask what I think of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasm

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Show up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never .... check out all the other 'talent' in the place"

lol I think everyone does that!

Both of ya

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Shit on her chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit on her chest?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit on her chest?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never .... check out all the other 'talent' in the place

lol I think everyone does that!

Both of ya

ok ok ... Never .... get caught checking out all the other 'talent' in the place

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Shit on her chest?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit on her chest?

the dreaded tarmacing froggydisneyfawn - it's a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bring along a midget named "Stan" as a surprise 3rd person and an economy sized jar of lube

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

mention my warts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex"

thats FULL sex.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear Spiderman boxers. Some women are scared of spiders after all

invite her back to yours to play Xbox.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fall asleep before any hanky panky takes place.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Propose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never .... check out all the other 'talent' in the place"

You didn't

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