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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The manager points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Englishman, "You're in charge of sweeping". To the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling" To the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies". "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."

So the manager goes away for a couple of hours. And when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Englishman, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?

The Englishman replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of the supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him" So then the manager turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.

The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies and I couldn't find him." The manager is really pissed now, and storms off toward the pile of Sand looking for the Chinese guy.

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Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dicks a weird shape said my date....

As she was wonking me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lame ass shit joke!

Fooking funny though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lame ass shit joke!

Fooking funny though!! "

bet you cant do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lame ass shit joke!

Fooking funny though!!

bet you cant do better "

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snorted some cappuccino over my keyboard. Happy now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Something for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

bumped shamelessly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tapped into a source of superhuman strength that I never thought possible when my wife became trapped inside the burning wreck of our car.

I managed to fight off the three firemen who tried to free her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the wife a pug for her birthday. Despite the hideously distorted features such as wrinkled up face and bulging eyes the dog seems to like her

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