FabSwingers.com forum: WOMAN THREAD

By *obbyggg OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ??? "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You've plucked your eyebrows. Ouch!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ??? "

I think there are a fair few women who are unable to have children who might argue with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until....."

You've taken it up the pineapple fritter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???

I think there are a fair few women who are unable to have children who might argue with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke!

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By *obbyggg OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???

+1"
Really? I mean really? So women who can't or haven't had children aren't real women?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

have curves

Well according to quite a few on alot of BBW threads!

* takes tongue out of cheek before I get shot down *

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???

I think there are a fair few women who are unable to have children who might argue with that.

Or who simply don't want to ever give birth!

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until.....

You've taken it up the pineapple fritter!"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You have looked in the Mirror and thought urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

using revers phycology is the norm but helpless at revers parking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until....."

you have used an epilator on ya jack and danny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until....."

you've eaten your way to obesity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until.....

You've taken it up the pineapple fritter!"

Christ; I must be a woman!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Keeps her house clean and organised, is well dressed and hair done, behaves gracefully in all circumstances and situations. Never swears, has enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone.......... Yeah right, I think I just realised I'm really a bloke! "

You just described me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geee !!!!!!! Me2 !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant have kids

Obviously not a REAL woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can multi task doing numerous things, will look at the instructions and will ask for directions.

Had a bikini wax, puts up with monthlys

Doesn't act on deaths doors when we've got a cold,there's no women's flu!

I think that's all for the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until....."

You've started a "woman thread"

You traitor, your banished from the MAN THREAD!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant have kids

Obviously not a REAL woman

Checked your pics; you're not just a woman... you're one helluva woman! Wowzer! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't fishing but thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salright xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until....."

Until you feel like a woman

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Cant have kids

Obviously not a REAL woman

That makes two of us!

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

You have sang ' All by myself' Bridget Jones style, on a Friday night when you have staggered back from the pub to a yet again empty house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You decide that your period is coming and you eat everything sweet in the house and make your partner tell you what a princess you are while crying at Lassie/Eastenders/Green Mile etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant have kids

Obviously not a REAL woman

That makes two of us! "

We'll live!!! Long live the DINKS!

(Double Income No Kids) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geee !!!!!!! Me2 !!!!!

I'm off to the pub for a pint and to watch the footie, who's coming? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant have kids

Obviously not a REAL woman

That makes two of us!

We'll live!!! Long live the DINKS!

(Double Income No Kids) xxx"

Why does income come into it?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant have kids

Obviously not a REAL woman

That makes two of us!

We'll live!!! Long live the DINKS!

(Double Income No Kids) xxx

Why does income come into it?x"

dunno someone said it to me once and I felt better :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You enjoy the twilight books and films eeew Zoe love's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always said I must be missing a gene somewhere...or I have a bloke one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You enjoy the twilight books and films eeew Zoe love's it

I definitely must be a bloke then!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, fuck me, that's me out of the equation again

Oh, and I have chose not to have kids, because I don't like them and I'm a selfish biatch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked all day,cleaned the house and made a meal all during the worst pmt ever! And not killed anyone.

And the birth thing is wrong some women cant give birth makes them no less of a woman.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???

I think there are a fair few women who are unable to have children who might argue with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???

I think there are a fair few women who are unable to have children who might argue with that.

I haven't had children and I'm probably too old to now. so what am I then?

I have all lady bits

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just to even things up. Please complete the following.. Your'e not a real woman until.....

you have used an epilator on ya jack and danny

^^^^^ this

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Till you can explain how 'being like a woman' is supposed to feel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im all the above .....and yes im a bloke....and single ...must be doing something wrong.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You wear your mans shirt to take him breakfast in bed.

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Shout at a guy for him not knowing why you're upset even though he's nothing to do with the problem.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

until... you're financially independent and self sufficient.

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ??? "

Is obviously not a real woman because despite having been pregnant 8 times I've been unable to carry past the first trimester.

What a crappy thing to say! Statements like that are extremely hurtful, even if said in a fun and humorous post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

until your hearts been broken n u have had the adversirty to overcome it and move on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

All women are real women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar to my answer on the "other" thread, you are a real woman when you know a man knows your worth.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I find it difficult to believe that people would say "given birth"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I find it difficult to believe that people would say "given birth"

Yeah, insensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as I was the first one to say that .... I will apologize it was male half that said it and was off hand and first thing to pop in my head ..... can I change it to the ability to ............ change ya mind quicker than the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've emptied your entire wardrobe trying to find something to wear. And choose the outfit you picked out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women are real women."

Unless its a fake profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've emptied your entire wardrobe trying to find something to wear. And choose the outfit you picked out first

Or you go shopping, see something you like in the first shop but look round another 10 just in case and end up going back to the first shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was born with a split personality.in male mode i think all women are beautiful,no matter how they look.dressed en femme i think im beautiful..dont laugh...i know what side i would love to be,if women cant or dont want children its there choice,makes them no less a female,and i do all the housework,and shopping,i love it...so what does that make me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have looked in the Mirror and thought urgh

Read the Sun a much better class of newspaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

done arse to mouth in a MMMMMMMF

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

made gravy like your Grandma (unless your Grandmother was a lousy cook ).......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get the Christmas shopping done way before Christmas eve.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

You buy yet another pair of shoes hide them in the back of the wardrobe and when they are discovered either pretend you've had em years or they were only £10 in the sale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy yet another pair of shoes hide them in the back of the wardrobe and when they are discovered either pretend you've had em years or they were only £10 in the sale!

woman after my own heart.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"You've plucked your eyebrows. Ouch!"

And drawn them back on again

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You buy yet another pair of shoes hide them in the back of the wardrobe and when they are discovered either pretend you've had em years or they were only £10 in the sale!

woman after my own heart.

Haha!! The amount of times I've done this is hilarious. Now I live alone I just put the box on the bed and leave it there while I admire them!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You get the Christmas shopping done way before Christmas eve.

Who the fuck does that? God I must be a bloke!

Or maybe as my earlier post says, I'm selfish with no kids, so to me xmas is just some days off work lol

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By *ittleBitOfFunCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Has tried a Hollywood wax! Ouch! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no brainer ,,,, ' given birth' ???

I think there are a fair few women who are unable to have children who might argue with that.

YES me for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout at a guy for him not knowing why you're upset even though he's nothing to do with the problem.x"

Yeah, can do that...

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

man i feel like a woman !!!!

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