FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

I'm so curious

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys talk about their manhood being big, small, average, huge ... But have you measured it??

If I had one I certainly would, so come on own up, who's actually measured ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No scared to measure it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i measured it the same way i measure everything, by my feet, and from my perspective, it was comparable in size... and i have size 10 feet lol

remembers the scene in father ted (this cow is small, that one is faaar awaaaayyyy)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had one I would

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope "

Maybe we could do this at the kent social?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope

Maybe we could do this at the kent social? "

Haha I didn't realise public humiliation was on the menu!?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys talk about their manhood being big, small, average, huge ... But have you measured it??"

Yep! I'd post a tape measure pic but they're tricky to hold taut with one hand.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, never tried to measure it , Not the biggest in the world but its mine and I like it and what I can do with it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ungle-FeverCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Bristol/Gloucester

If I had one, I would measure it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I have no idea. Never had the urge, won't have a cock picture on my profile!

Have you ever used a 'Vaginal Dipstick' to measure your ladyparts, OP?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly I have no idea. Never had the urge, won't have a cock picture on my profile!

Have you ever used a 'Vaginal Dipstick' to measure your ladyparts, OP?

"

If I knew where to purchase one I would

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope

Maybe we could do this at the kent social?

Haha I didn't realise public humiliation was on the menu!? "

We can do it in private if you feel more comfortable

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly I have no idea. Never had the urge, won't have a cock picture on my profile!

Have you ever used a 'Vaginal Dipstick' to measure your ladyparts, OP?

"

I have, well not me but a nurse did use a dipstick thingy-ma-bob to measure mine. I was happy with the results

I've measured D's cock, it's the biggest I've had so I had to measure it, I've not really had many though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope

Maybe we could do this at the kent social?

Haha I didn't realise public humiliation was on the menu!?

We can do it in private if you feel more comfortable "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope

Maybe we could do this at the kent social?

Haha I didn't realise public humiliation was on the menu!?

We can do it in private if you feel more comfortable "

If you insist

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol... Like they would admit to it if they did??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

They must all have some measuring implement else how would we know?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol... Like they would admit to it if they did?? "

I know , it's mainly us females saying I would if I had one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They must all have some measuring implement else how would we know? "

My thought exactly femme, I mean how would a guy with an average cock know he was average

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys talk about their manhood being big, small, average, huge ... But have you measured it??

Yep! I'd post a tape measure pic but they're tricky to hold taut with one hand."

You could get one of those paper ones from ikea and use blue tac

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have for research purposes only of course

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look the reason most blokes dont measure iy is because the process is not without pain.. It is not easy forcing the end of a wooden 12 inch ruler into your lower abdomen a good 3 inches whilst pulling real hard on the end and squeezing it to get the last mm lol all for the best camera shot !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look the reason most blokes dont measure iy is because the process is not without pain.. It is not easy forcing the end of a wooden 12 inch ruler into your lower abdomen a good 3 inches whilst pulling real hard on the end and squeezing it to get the last mm lol all for the best camera shot !"

Pmsl love this answer

So have you measured??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I havnt!!!! cant locate a wooden 12 inch ruler , however burying the telly remote seems a good way of guaging it looking at some profiles , but then you need to google the manufacturers specifications for the said remote.. erm so they say lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I fucking measured it lol I always thought it was small til girls started saying it wasn't, so I was curious how I measured against the average size and put my mind at ease. I have issues with the word average and all it stands for!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like to meet girls with small hands so it looks bigger !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I havnt!!!! cant locate a wooden 12 inch ruler , however burying the telly remote seems a good way of guaging it looking at some profiles , but then you need to google the manufacturers specifications for the said remote.. erm so they say lol"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course I fucking measured it lol I always thought it was small til girls started saying it wasn't, so I was curious how I measured against the average size and put my mind at ease. I have issues with the word average and all it stands for!"

Thankyou

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done it. Have to use a regular straight ruler though, tape measure is too floppy. I was curious and bored one day and a lady friend had asked what size it was, soooooooooo out came the ruler. The hard part is, determining when to measure...fully soft or fully hard...or somewhere in between.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tried to measure it but the numbers havegone on. the remote

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

Not measured, but anything more than a handful is a waste no?

On flipside, we refer to length girth etc... How's it work with you women?? Do women have a method for measurement... Is it tightness? Length if lips? Please do educate me

very small hands

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Once when I had a right ok' stonk on. Up against a bottle of tipp ex

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I can't cos mine is in stealth mode

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless excercise as bugger all can be doone just accept it and work with what you got.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't find a measure small enough lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top