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"It's somewhere in my kitchen. I went in the put a plate in the sink and it came RIGHT FOR ME! It ran towards me over the kitchen floor so loudly it sounded like a herd of elephants. It was going to ATTACK ME! It is an ATTACK mouse! Must be one of those genetically engineered ones that have been created specifically to TERRIFY and ATTACK me! I screamed the house down. The plate went flying, it is in pieces on the floor and I CAN'T go back into the kitchen. I am TERRIFIED of mice! Of course of all nights I am home alone and there is no one here to RESCUE ME! Send help!" Oh that must be the new strain of killer breed of mouse. | |||
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"Yes, yes it's a killer mouse! Must be. It ran straight for me. Normally they run away. " Did it have a knife? A chainsaw? | |||
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"Yes, yes it's a killer mouse! Must be. It ran straight for me. Normally they run away. Did it have a knife? A chainsaw? " I don't know. I closed my eyes when I screamed and dropped the plate. It must be some tough old mouse cos it ran straight into the corner where we have one of those electric thingys that are supposed to keep mice away! It may have had a machete. | |||
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"As it sounds loud it could be bigger than a mouse. There is a rat in your kitchen what are you gonna do?" Shes gonna fix that rat that's what shes gonna do.... | |||
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"As it sounds loud it could be bigger than a mouse. There is a rat in your kitchen what are you gonna do?" IT IS NOT A RAT! Meanie | |||
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"As it sounds loud it could be bigger than a mouse. There is a rat in your kitchen what are you gonna do?" I can't go to bed singing that. I need a different song now. I saw a mouse, where? There on the stairs right there. A little mouse with clogs on, well I declare going clip clippity clop on the stairs. That's better. | |||
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"locking my doors..this might be the start of the zombie outbreak...shame..I'dve shagged olivia...but hey...I might still...luckily she has no teeth anyway..good for a few reasons eh!" Are you d*unken? | |||
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"I thought you were an Aussie...are you sure it's not a kangaroo escaped from the zoo? I saw that on a documentary once, there was this cat that thought the joey was a giant mouse....it might have been a cartoon actually.." I am Aussie and I grew up in the country where we used to have bad mouse plagues. Tis why they scare me so much. | |||
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"Shall I tell you my mouse stories? Your mouse might not seem so bad then. Or, you might wonder what else the attack mouse is planning. " A few years back I had one TERRORISE me in my bedroom all night. It was scratching and scratching away at the carpet like he was trying to dig his way to China or something. All night he kept me awake with the scratching. I was in my bed too terrified to move and I was bursting for a wee all night! | |||
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"I thought you were an Aussie...are you sure it's not a kangaroo escaped from the zoo? I saw that on a documentary once, there was this cat that thought the joey was a giant mouse....it might have been a cartoon actually.. I am Aussie and I grew up in the country where we used to have bad mouse plagues. Tis why they scare me so much." I've seen those pictures. They really did well in Australia. I seem to remember something about certain years leading to extra breeding and bigger plagues. | |||
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"Shall I tell you my mouse stories? Your mouse might not seem so bad then. Or, you might wonder what else the attack mouse is planning. A few years back I had one TERRORISE me in my bedroom all night. It was scratching and scratching away at the carpet like he was trying to dig his way to China or something. All night he kept me awake with the scratching. I was in my bed too terrified to move and I was bursting for a wee all night! " It could have been worse. The one that terrorised me all night was in my bed. I was on heavy meds and I wasn't sure if I was imagining it or not, I couldn't get out of bed because of the meds. The next day when I could move again the little blighter got into my hair and I saw I had spent the night with a mouse. | |||
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"As it sounds loud it could be bigger than a mouse. There is a rat in your kitchen what are you gonna do?Shes gonna fix that rat that's what shes gonna do.... " you crack me up you really do just stop changing your blasted pic grrrr | |||
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"Shall I tell you my mouse stories? Your mouse might not seem so bad then. Or, you might wonder what else the attack mouse is planning. A few years back I had one TERRORISE me in my bedroom all night. It was scratching and scratching away at the carpet like he was trying to dig his way to China or something. All night he kept me awake with the scratching. I was in my bed too terrified to move and I was bursting for a wee all night! It could have been worse. The one that terrorised me all night was in my bed. I was on heavy meds and I wasn't sure if I was imagining it or not, I couldn't get out of bed because of the meds. The next day when I could move again the little blighter got into my hair and I saw I had spent the night with a mouse." Oh my god I feel sick. That is my WORST fear. I am never going to sleep now.... | |||
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"Shall I tell you my mouse stories? Your mouse might not seem so bad then. Or, you might wonder what else the attack mouse is planning. A few years back I had one TERRORISE me in my bedroom all night. It was scratching and scratching away at the carpet like he was trying to dig his way to China or something. All night he kept me awake with the scratching. I was in my bed too terrified to move and I was bursting for a wee all night! It could have been worse. The one that terrorised me all night was in my bed. I was on heavy meds and I wasn't sure if I was imagining it or not, I couldn't get out of bed because of the meds. The next day when I could move again the little blighter got into my hair and I saw I had spent the night with a mouse. Oh my god I feel sick. That is my WORST fear. I am never going to sleep now...." Yours is in the kitchen getting high on the electric thingy that repels them. Don't worry. When s/he has finished tripping they'll just want to stay in the kitchen for a snack or two. | |||
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"Was it blind did you see how it ran.. Chop of its tail with a carving knife lol " IT'S YOU! A mouse posting on this thread it is brazen. | |||
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"It's somewhere in my kitchen. I went in the put a plate in the sink and it came RIGHT FOR ME! It ran towards me over the kitchen floor so loudly it sounded like a herd of elephants. It was going to ATTACK ME! It is an ATTACK mouse! Must be one of those genetically engineered ones that have been created specifically to TERRIFY and ATTACK me! I screamed the house down. The plate went flying, it is in pieces on the floor and I CAN'T go back into the kitchen. I am TERRIFIED of mice! Of course of all nights I am home alone and there is no one here to RESCUE ME! Send help!" You flippin wuss! I thought you Aussies were supposed to be a tough breed, pah! | |||
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"That is my biggest phobia. Plates, I just hate them. " Plates?... Do ya eat off the floor? | |||
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"The op has gone awful quiet??,, I ve two thoughts,,, 1) oliviak is asleep, zzzz zzzz Or 2) it really was a murderous attack machete wielding axe murdering mouse, Either way,,, I d like a pussy, " It's why I got a pussy. I hope she's OK. | |||
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"It's somewhere in my kitchen. I went in the put a plate in the sink and it came RIGHT FOR ME! It ran towards me over the kitchen floor so loudly it sounded like a herd of elephants. It was going to ATTACK ME! It is an ATTACK mouse! Must be one of those genetically engineered ones that have been created specifically to TERRIFY and ATTACK me! Think yourself lucky the Mrs has Cpl of rabbits in the bedroom, and they keep me awake 1/2 the bloody night I screamed the house down. The plate went flying, it is in pieces on the floor and I CAN'T go back into the kitchen. I am TERRIFIED of mice! Of course of all nights I am home alone and there is no one here to RESCUE ME! Send help!" | |||
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"It's somewhere in my kitchen. I went in the put a plate in the sink and it came RIGHT FOR ME! It ran towards me over the kitchen floor so loudly it sounded like a herd of elephants. It was going to ATTACK ME! It is an ATTACK mouse! Must be one of those genetically engineered ones that have been created specifically to TERRIFY and ATTACK me! I screamed the house down. The plate went flying, it is in pieces on the floor and I CAN'T go back into the kitchen. I am TERRIFIED of mice! Of course of all nights I am home alone and there is no one here to RESCUE ME! Send help!" Think yourself lucky the Mrs has a cpl of Rabbits she keeps in the bedroom, and they keeps me awake 1/2 the bloody night, I have tried snares but never seem to catch the buggers | |||
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"You will all be pleased to know that I survived the night without being attacked by the killer mouse!" It will be back..guaranteed! ummm now that freaked ya ooot! | |||
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"You will all be pleased to know that I survived the night without being attacked by the killer mouse!" is the mouse still there or has it buggered off by now | |||
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"I haven't seen it again. But I need to cook dinner and am dreading going in to the kitchen. It's ok though, my housemate is home tonight so is here to do any rescuing if needed " mice also lay eggs in ur ears | |||
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"I haven't seen it again. But I need to cook dinner and am dreading going in to the kitchen. It's ok though, my housemate is home tonight so is here to do any rescuing if needed mice also lay eggs in ur ears" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO they don't! Cheeky sod. I hate you | |||
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"I haven't seen it again. But I need to cook dinner and am dreading going in to the kitchen. It's ok though, my housemate is home tonight so is here to do any rescuing if needed mice also lay eggs in ur ears" Don't be silly, that's the snakes. | |||
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"I haven't seen it again. But I need to cook dinner and am dreading going in to the kitchen. It's ok though, my housemate is home tonight so is here to do any rescuing if needed mice also lay eggs in ur ears Don't be silly, that's the snakes." my mistake! mice lay snakes in ur ears | |||
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"I haven't seen it again. But I need to cook dinner and am dreading going in to the kitchen. It's ok though, my housemate is home tonight so is here to do any rescuing if needed mice also lay eggs in ur ears Don't be silly, that's the snakes." And spiders. Then they crawl in your mouth and you eat them. | |||
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"I haven't seen it again. But I need to cook dinner and am dreading going in to the kitchen. It's ok though, my housemate is home tonight so is here to do any rescuing if needed mice also lay eggs in ur ears Don't be silly, that's the snakes. And spiders. Then they crawl in your mouth and you eat them. " I know, I had one in my mouth one night. I didn't eat that one. Now you've got me thinking that all the coughing Sleep Bot is recording in the night is me choking on spiders. | |||
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"It's somewhere in my kitchen. I went in the put a plate in the sink and it came RIGHT FOR ME! It ran towards me over the kitchen floor so loudly it sounded like a herd of elephants. It was going to ATTACK ME! It is an ATTACK mouse! Must be one of those genetically engineered ones that have been created specifically to TERRIFY and ATTACK me! I screamed the house down. The plate went flying, it is in pieces on the floor and I CAN'T go back into the kitchen. I am TERRIFIED of mice! Of course of all nights I am home alone and there is no one here to RESCUE ME! Send help!" i know how you feel about mice.. we had them in the walls last winter. im dreading this winter, i have anxiety attacks when we had them, i was put on sleeping tablets to get me to sleep i was very poorly,couldn't eat because i would be sick etc. i now have found the prefect killer it does take a couple of days but it works a treat and it only costs a pound. they are from poundland they are like teabags with pink stuff in the middle. and the mouse will take it back to where its hiding and once they eat it they will die.. i swear by them. big hugs :D xxx | |||
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"Well thank FOOK I am not bothered by snakes and spiders. You lot are awful to meeeeee " its nice to be mice | |||
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"I haven't seen it again. But I need to cook dinner and am dreading going in to the kitchen. It's ok though, my housemate is home tonight so is here to do any rescuing if needed mice also lay eggs in ur ears Don't be silly, that's the snakes. And spiders. Then they crawl in your mouth and you eat them. I know, I had one in my mouth one night. I didn't eat that one. Now you've got me thinking that all the coughing Sleep Bot is recording in the night is me choking on spiders. " or cock | |||
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"It's somewhere in my kitchen. I went in the put a plate in the sink and it came RIGHT FOR ME! It ran towards me over the kitchen floor so loudly it sounded like a herd of elephants. It was going to ATTACK ME! It is an ATTACK mouse! Must be one of those genetically engineered ones that have been created specifically to TERRIFY and ATTACK me! I screamed the house down. The plate went flying, it is in pieces on the floor and I CAN'T go back into the kitchen. I am TERRIFIED of mice! Of course of all nights I am home alone and there is no one here to RESCUE ME! Send help! i know how you feel about mice.. we had them in the walls last winter. im dreading this winter, i have anxiety attacks when we had them, i was put on sleeping tablets to get me to sleep i was very poorly,couldn't eat because i would be sick etc. i now have found the prefect killer it does take a couple of days but it works a treat and it only costs a pound. they are from poundland they are like teabags with pink stuff in the middle. and the mouse will take it back to where its hiding and once they eat it they will die.. i swear by them. big hugs :D xxx" I will be making a trip to pundland tomorrow then to stock up. Thanks! | |||
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"My snake likes a tasty mouse. " my pet snakes love a tasty mouse too lol. but not if its a wild mouse cus iv poisoned the buggers lol. if i could have a pound for everytime someone said to me last winter get the snakes out they will eat them i would be a billionaire lool x | |||
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"It's somewhere in my kitchen. I went in the put a plate in the sink and it came RIGHT FOR ME! It ran towards me over the kitchen floor so loudly it sounded like a herd of elephants. It was going to ATTACK ME! It is an ATTACK mouse! Must be one of those genetically engineered ones that have been created specifically to TERRIFY and ATTACK me! I screamed the house down. The plate went flying, it is in pieces on the floor and I CAN'T go back into the kitchen. I am TERRIFIED of mice! Of course of all nights I am home alone and there is no one here to RESCUE ME! Send help! i know how you feel about mice.. we had them in the walls last winter. im dreading this winter, i have anxiety attacks when we had them, i was put on sleeping tablets to get me to sleep i was very poorly,couldn't eat because i would be sick etc. i now have found the prefect killer it does take a couple of days but it works a treat and it only costs a pound. they are from poundland they are like teabags with pink stuff in the middle. and the mouse will take it back to where its hiding and once they eat it they will die.. i swear by them. big hugs :D xxx I will be making a trip to pundland tomorrow then to stock up. Thanks! " they are called mouse killer pasta packs.. effective after one ingestion. its a yellow pack .. they are brill.. like i said it may not kill them straight away but within day or 2(3days max) they will be dead :D x | |||
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"It's a ruse to lure a man into her kitchen. Once there, there's no escape. It's a well known ploy.Don't fall for it I tell you, don't fall for it. " I don't need to play the damsel in distress to lure a man anywhere | |||
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"It's a ruse to lure a man into her kitchen. Once there, there's no escape. It's a well known ploy.Don't fall for it I tell you, don't fall for it. " she does make a nice mice pie oops...mince! | |||
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