FabSwingers.com forum: 3 people i badly want to fuck...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i can honestly say that there is 3 people on here i badly want to fuck, oh sorry people get offended when i say fuck, i mean make passionate love with our bodies majestically caressing to the beat of our lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't you try doing it well?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There's a lot more than 3 for me!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

BOOM-BAZINGA!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

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that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are the other two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )"

I think I would remember if we had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who are the other two?

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.....and non are men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

BOOM-BAZINGA!!!!!!

Don't think the OP has got my joke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

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damn right you would

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )"

I believe she means do it well as opposed to doing it badly. But plays on words are nowhere near as funny when you have to explain them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You asked them if they would want to fuck you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

BOOM-BAZINGA!!!!!!

Don't think the OP has got my joke!

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whats the joke? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I believe she means do it well as opposed to doing it badly. But plays on words are nowhere near as funny when you have to explain them

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ohhhhhhhhhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You asked them if they would want to fuck you?

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nooo i dont ask women to fuck, that is soooo vulgar

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Already said no!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I believe she means do it well as opposed to doing it badly. But plays on words are nowhere near as funny when you have to explain them

Hurray!!!

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By *reybearMan
over a year ago

medway

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

BOOM-BAZINGA!!!!!!

Don't think the OP has got my joke!

whats the joke? lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm , i lov the word fuck , xxx penny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

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.....i talk like this because i can back it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You asked them if they would want to fuck you?

nooo i dont ask women to fuck, that is soooo vulgar "

Noooo you just write it on an open forum for all to read and not just the 3... Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Already said no!!!! Lol"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmm , i lov the word fuck , xxx penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"Already said no!!!! Lol lol "

Sorry just messing lol

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Bad fucking?? No-one is going to sign up for that surely?? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

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have a blew it? lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

bob hope and no hope

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I got the joke Julie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bob hope and no hope

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no hope on what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol"

Did you get permission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the joke Julie

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got the joke Julie

Thank you

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i got it too

...10 years later but i got it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol

Did you get permission?

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permission off who? lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I got the joke Julie

Thank you

Does that mean I'm in with a chance

Oh fuck it I can't flirt to save my life. Even pretend flirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol

Did you get permission?

permission off who? lol"

You have a short memory!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the joke Julie

Thank you

Does that mean I'm in with a chance

Oh fuck it I can't flirt to save my life. Even pretend flirting."

Hell yes, as long as you do it well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol

Did you get permission?

permission off who? lol

You have a short memory!!

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ohh ye i remember, your part of a couple lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I got the joke Julie

Thank you

Does that mean I'm in with a chance

Oh fuck it I can't flirt to save my life. Even pretend flirting.

Hell yes, as long as you do it well

Sure I'll fuck you well badly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got the joke Julie

Thank you

Does that mean I'm in with a chance

Oh fuck it I can't flirt to save my life. Even pretend flirting.

Hell yes, as long as you do it well

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...could i watch

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh wait that's not right..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol

Did you get permission?

permission off who? lol

You have a short memory!!

ohh ye i remember, your part of a couple lol"

I am gagging to say this so please don't shoot me!

You're.

Phew feel better now ... Carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol

Did you get permission?

permission off who? lol

You have a short memory!!

ohh ye i remember, your part of a couple lol

I am gagging to say this so please don't shoot me!

You're.

Phew feel better now ... Carry on

"
im what? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I am off to shoot myself

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol

Did you get permission?

permission off who? lol

You have a short memory!!

ohh ye i remember, your part of a couple lol

I am gagging to say this so please don't shoot me!

You're.

Phew feel better now ... Carry on

im what? lol"

Oh fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I am off to shoot myself

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yo just put your and thats it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you try doing it well?

that sounds like me and you have met and i was shit! lol ( we haven't met by the way )

I think I would remember if we had

damn right you would

Nothing like a big ...................................

Ego

.....i talk like this because i can back it up

I lost you years ago with my joke, you stand no chance

P.S didn't we have this conversation last week?

have a blew it? lol

Did you get permission?

permission off who? lol

You have a short memory!!

ohh ye i remember, your part of a couple lol

I am gagging to say this so please don't shoot me!

You're.

Phew feel better now ... Carry on

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Ok I am off to shoot myself

I'd give up Julie it's clearly not getting through

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

No she put you're not your!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok you said:

"Your part of a couple" so I corrected you, as it is you're.

Phew

I need a lie down now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok you said:

"Your part of a couple" so I corrected you, as it is you're.

Phew

I need a lie down now

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...oh my god you aint one of them ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok you said:

"Your part of a couple" so I corrected you, as it is you're.

Phew

I need a lie down now

...oh my god you aint one of them ones lol"

I am not even asking! So night night. Sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok you said:

"Your part of a couple" so I corrected you, as it is you're.

Phew

I need a lie down now

...oh my god you aint one of them ones lol

I am not even asking! So night night. Sweet dreams

"
ladies and gentlemen i think i jus got how do i put this.....straight up rejected! lol

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