FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Read this story and I wasn't sure what I would do

Hypothetically, you're in your bedroom, your partners shouts you to come downstairs, half way down the stairs you hear your partners voice upstairs saying "don't go down, I heard it too"

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought she was downstairs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought she was downstairs??"

Read it again cocker

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Oh god I don't know it's freaked me out, are you thinking ghost or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read this story and I wasn't sure what I would do

Hypothetically, you're in your bedroom, your partners shouts you to come downstairs, half way down the stairs you hear your partners voice upstairs saying "don't go down, I heard it too"

What would you do?"

Fuck your partners twin sister over the settee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read this story and I wasn't sure what I would do

Hypothetically, you're in your bedroom, your partners shouts you to come downstairs, half way down the stairs you hear your partners voice upstairs saying "don't go down, I heard it too""

I'd ask loudly where she was at and what she wanted.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'd fookin panic as I don't have stairs!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd fookin panic as I don't have stairs!!!!

There's always one

its hypothetical

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Yeah

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'd fookin panic as I don't have stairs!!!!

There's always one

its hypothetical "

I'd still fookin panic, I don't have a partner either (not even a hypopathetical one)....

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'd either think ghost or Xmen type mutant, wouldn't know which one to trust though and would probably try to run out of the house!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I wouldn't have gone down in the first place. I'd ask if she had broken her legs and if the answer was no I'd tell her to come upstairs then

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'd fookin panic as I don't have stairs!!!!

There's always one

its hypothetical

I'd still fookin panic, I don't have a partner either (not even a hypopathetical one)....

Ditto, so I'd think I was in the wrong house.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I thought she was downstairs??

Read it again cocker"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Read this story and I wasn't sure what I would do

Hypothetically, you're in your bedroom, your partners shouts you to come downstairs, half way down the stairs you hear your partners voice upstairs saying "don't go down, I heard it too"

What would you do?"

I'd shout "stop playing with the bloody baby intercom!"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I'd have to double check to see if that cum running down the inside of my leg was In fact ectoplasm.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't remember that episode of Luther where the bloke went up in the loft

speaking of great dramas white chapel is on tonight

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Don't remember that episode of Luther where the bloke went up in the loft

speaking of great dramas white chapel is on tonight

Do you not don't

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

Depends if it was a females voice downstairs.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends if it was a females voice downstairs....."

It's the same voice upstairs AND downstairs

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think I missed the point doh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I missed the point doh lol"

I think a few people did. People on hear need to put their genitals aside it seems and think with the the head on their shoulders

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think I missed the point doh lol

I think a few people did. People on hear need to put their genitals aside it seems and think with the the head on their shoulders

Oi less of the cheek you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go down stairs and inspect with a tool in hand just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id probably wet myself

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Depends if it was a females voice downstairs.....

It's the same voice upstairs AND downstairs "

Ooooohhhh Upstairs Downstairs, great programme.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

She is throwing her voice and has taken danger wanking to a whole new level.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I missed the point doh lol

I think a few people did. People on hear need to put their genitals aside it seems and think with the the head on their shoulders

Oi less of the cheek you

Sorry, cheek is what I do best

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She is throwing her voice and has taken danger wanking to a whole new level. "

Haha for fuck sake

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 04/09/13 19:35:38]"

Nope sorry...was thinking of 'cum downstairs' so thinking with my cock again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/09/13 19:35:38]

Nope sorry...was thinking of 'cum downstairs' so thinking with my cock again

I was wondering

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I think I missed the point doh lol

I think a few people did. People on hear need to put their genitals aside it seems and think with the the head on their shoulders

Have I got the wrong end of what it going on??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I missed the point doh lol

I think a few people did. People on hear need to put their genitals aside it seems and think with the the head on their shoulders

Have I got the wrong end of what it going on??"

No no, being a ghost or one of the xmen is a pretty reasonable explanation

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I think I missed the point doh lol

I think a few people did. People on hear need to put their genitals aside it seems and think with the the head on their shoulders

Have I got the wrong end of what it going on??

No no, being a ghost or one of the xmen is a pretty reasonable explanation "

That's what I thought, I can't think of any other reason really, is there an answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

confused. What was the question again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I missed the point doh lol

I think a few people did. People on hear need to put their genitals aside it seems and think with the the head on their shoulders

Have I got the wrong end of what it going on??

No no, being a ghost or one of the xmen is a pretty reasonable explanation

That's what I thought, I can't think of any other reason really, is there an answer? "

Nope, its just a hypothetical event

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

What the actual fuck? So now none of us know what to do when this happens?? I will not sleep again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck? So now none of us know what to do when this happens?? I will not sleep again!"

If it ever does happen, don't fucking call me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hypothesise about meets, no problems at all.

Doing so about ghosts just gives me the willies.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"What the actual fuck? So now none of us know what to do when this happens?? I will not sleep again!

If it ever does happen, don't fucking call me!"

Cheers butt haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hypotheticaly speaking.. This thread is freaky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can hypothesise about meets, no problems at all.

Doing so about ghosts just gives me the willies."

I used to work in a male sex doll factory, the woman further up the line used to give me the willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The partner is a trained ventriloquist and is throwing her voice, which is all part of her master plan to send you insane so that she can have you committed and spend your fortune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The partner is a trained ventriloquist and is throwing her voice, which is all part of her master plan to send you insane so that she can have you committed and spend your fortune. "

is that cheaper and simpler than a divorce lawyer?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

No brainer..

send the bloody wife downstairs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"The partner is a trained ventriloquist and is throwing her voice, which is all part of her master plan to send you insane so that she can have you committed and spend your fortune. "

Bet you are training all the mutants aren't you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The partner is a trained ventriloquist and is throwing her voice, which is all part of her master plan to send you insane so that she can have you committed and spend your fortune.

Bet you are training all the mutants aren't you!!"

sshhhh, its our secret

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

He's making it so obvious with that username though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's making it so obvious with that username though! "

Then there already onto us

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'll be keeping a beady eye on you pair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be keeping a beady eye on you pair

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Go back upstairs and verify who's there because if it is my partner then I have the higher ground with whatever is downstairs, and if it isn't my partner I can fight it whilst telling my real partner who is downstairs to leg it and get help! Heroic sacrifice for one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go back upstairs and verify who's there because if it is my partner then I have the higher ground with whatever is downstairs, and if it isn't my partner I can fight it whilst telling my real partner who is downstairs to leg it and get help! Heroic sacrifice for one please

What if they both say there your partner and they can BOTH verify it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go back up stairs and not say a thing to my partner i would not want to alarm her ide put my boxers on and my steel toe cap doctor martin boots ide pick the dog up and creep back down stairs and burst the door open grab me beers out the fidge and leg it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duh, call the ghostbusters and set my phone recording.

But it'd be even weirder as I'm single and have no stairs.

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd think well done love you've finally managed to be in two places at the same time! So how's about a little ffm then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fookin panic as I don't have stairs!!!!

There's always one

its hypothetical "

Be careful on them hypothetical stairs , easy to trip when the next step may or may not be there!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

MFF time

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Stay where I was eyes closed and take in the eerie moment until it all became clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id probably wet myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freaky!!!

Ide hide under the duvet and send my partner down

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Erm...... I'd freeze. That's a freaky question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd introduce it to my current ghost "Sid".

He stands in the corner and critiques me when I have sex..now I'd have 2 ghosts..my sex will be twice as good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd introduce it to my current ghost "Sid".

He stands in the corner and critiques me when I have sex..now I'd have 2 ghosts..my sex will be twice as good!

That's not a ghost, that's schizophrenia, get help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd introduce it to my current ghost "Sid".

He stands in the corner and critiques me when I have sex..now I'd have 2 ghosts..my sex will be twice as good!

That's not a ghost, that's schizophrenia, get help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd introduce it to my current ghost "Sid".

He stands in the corner and critiques me when I have sex..now I'd have 2 ghosts..my sex will be twice as good!

That's not a ghost, that's schizophrenia, get help "

Ok umm if you say so...

I have no fecking words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't have gone down in the first place. I'd ask if she had broken her legs and if the answer was no I'd tell her to come upstairs then

this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read this story and I wasn't sure what I would do

Hypothetically, you're in your bedroom, your partners shouts you to come downstairs, half way down the stairs you hear your partners voice upstairs saying "don't go down, I heard it too"

What would you do?"
ring 118 and ask for Maureen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my x she would prob invite it up stairs to lick her qwivering mound of love pudding she loves her own voice

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