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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got a meet coming up soon, and it's been such a long time since my last one that I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do

Any useful advice or practical tips gratefully received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yourself, be polite and respectful, I find that people respond positively when you meet.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

DO NOT! REPEAT DO NOT under any circumstances wear that kilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be a gentleman and dont rush right to the bedroom....unless she drags you there first

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Don't knock the gate off its' hinges. That is never a positive start. It hasn't happened to me, but I think on general principles avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DO NOT! REPEAT DO NOT under any circumstances wear that kilt."

What's wrong with my kilt ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fook "

Is that a suggestion or a "I can't believe what I'm reading? "

FOOK ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fook

Is that a suggestion or a "I can't believe what I'm reading? "

FOOK ? "

A suggestion , and the kilt is great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And thanks for the kind advice ... But you're taking this waaaay to seriously

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've been there quite recently, but don't be pushy, I had that and I ended up so uncomfortable, I had to stop any play! (put me off for a while)

Just be yourself, chat normally, ask questions etc and just see how the vibe goes, but do not over think things and all will go great

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By *om_king01Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wash, wash oh and wash again - always have to smell nice

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

I can see the lady being in for a whale of a time.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Never under any circumstances pick the bacon butty..it will be the beginning of the end that's if you get that far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never under any circumstances pick the bacon butty..it will be the beginning of the end that's if you get that far "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't chant "veri number 8" over and over when you're shagging

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Its like riding a bicycle,,

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So wear brightly coloured lycra,

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Don't call her mum/grandma during sex. It may cause an awkward atmosphere to develop.

On a similar thread, don't drop the world's worst fart. That can also interfere with the atmosphere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't chant "veri number 8" over and over when you're shagging "

Is that better than thinking of the MkII Ford Cortina Haynes Manual ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wear the kilt!! Phooaarrr!!

Oh, and don't eat a garlic, marmite, and onion sandwich just before you go out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself, relax & have a laugh. If she/they are expecting a shaved or trimmed body then make sure you are and a nice aftershave. Smelling good is always a turn on. xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Don't chant "veri number 8" over and over when you're shagging

Is that better than thinking of the MkII Ford Cortina Haynes Manual ? "

I find it difficult getting my 'gear stick' into 4th without whispering 'vroooom!' in her ear

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The other 3 don't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear the kilt!! Phooaarrr!!

Oh, and don't eat a garlic, marmite, and onion sandwich just before you go out."

If i add parsley then I should get away with it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Wear the kilt!! Phooaarrr!!

Oh, and don't eat a garlic, marmite, and onion sandwich just before you go out.

If i add parsley then I should get away with it "

reckon a few meets I've had thought the exact same thing. It didn't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't chant "veri number 8" over and over when you're shagging

Is that better than thinking of the MkII Ford Cortina Haynes Manual ?

I find it difficult getting my 'gear stick' into 4th without whispering 'vroooom!' in her ear

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The other 3 don't mind "

I'll just be careful not to over rev in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to give refresher course fox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to give refresher course fox "

Thanks but I'd need a hand or two before Saturday ....

By the time Kent comes around I should be back in the swing of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to give refresher course fox

Thanks but I'd need a hand or two before Saturday ....

By the time Kent comes around I should be back in the swing of things "

worth s try xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to give refresher course fox

Thanks but I'd need a hand or two before Saturday ....

By the time Kent comes around I should be back in the swing of things

worth s try xx"

Your help would be greatly appreciated

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