FabSwingers.com forum: No mirrors allowed.

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

In a clothing department store....why I hear you ask.....cause of fucking health and fecking safety.

The world has gone bananas....FACT!!!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Hang on, WHAAAAT? When, where? WHAAAT?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hang on, WHAAAAT? When, where? WHAAAT?

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I have no words apart from ...fuck, twat...bollocks....I shit you not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't plastic ones be installed instead of glass ones?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't panic there are safe mirrors not made of glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I will say is ............... It wasn't my fault !!!!! lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why can't plastic ones be installed instead of glass ones?!

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This question I asked Oh wise one, Only to be told with chewing gum in mouth"dunno, do they do plastic mirrors?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't plastic ones be installed instead of glass ones?!

This question I asked Oh wise one, Only to be told with chewing gum in mouth"dunno, do they do plastic mirrors?"

Oh yes they do indeed!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How can you buy clothes without any mirrors at all? Where on earth were you shopping Femme?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How can you buy clothes without any mirrors at all? Where on earth were you shopping Femme?

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Apparently they were waiting for the plastic ones, it was a little boutique in Town.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"All I will say is ............... It wasn't my fault !!!!! lol

What did you do Minxie???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The worlds gone mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ladies clothes shop without a mirror is like a mechanic without his tools lol useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I will say is ............... It wasn't my fault !!!!! lol

What did you do Minxie???

nuffin

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think this is where they employ people like me as dressing room assistants.

I stand in the corner taking pics then show you afterwards, whilst giving approving compliments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is where they employ people like me as dressing room assistants.

I stand in the corner taking pics then show you afterwards, whilst giving approving compliments. "

I can see a flaw already with this plan

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think this is where they employ people like me as dressing room assistants.

I stand in the corner taking pics then show you afterwards, whilst giving approving compliments. "

What do you say when you really don't approve?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How can you buy clothes without any mirrors at all? Where on earth were you shopping Femme?

Apparently they were waiting for the plastic ones, it was a little boutique in Town."

A little boutique needs a proper full length mirror and customer service that comes without chewing gum. They won't last very long that way.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How can you buy clothes without any mirrors at all? Where on earth were you shopping Femme?

Apparently they were waiting for the plastic ones, it was a little boutique in Town.

A little boutique needs a proper full length mirror and customer service that comes without chewing gum. They won't last very long that way."
Needless to say I didn't purchase anything.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I think this is where they employ people like me as dressing room assistants.

I stand in the corner taking pics then show you afterwards, whilst giving approving compliments.

I can see a flaw already with this plan

Surely not?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I think this is where they employ people like me as dressing room assistants.

I stand in the corner taking pics then show you afterwards, whilst giving approving compliments.

What do you say when you really don't approve?

I say have you met my assistants assistant. His name is Dave, he will be providing full complimentary services today. Then scurry off after letting a sly one go in the cubicle.

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