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a little poem from me to you ;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I come on here to have a laugh and probs the occasional meet, but some on here can't have a laugh and throw the quotational grief, like hes attention seeking, hes homophobic speaking, hes attending weekly the chromosome-less teachings, his profiles lazy, who knows why maybe its due to the fact that im judged by my posts wrote daily, about why no meets, about my own treats like "the greatest ever joke" ooooo told....about why no sleep, about my own treats like the greatest ever poke noodles, fuck sake did i say poke i ment to type pot anyway back to the plok grrrr i ment to type plot....to be continued some people lucky i cant use names in the next part, stay tuned its going to be gooood

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I come on here to have a laugh and probs the occasional meet, but some on here can't have a laugh and throw the quotational grief, like hes attention seeking, hes homophobic speaking, hes attending weekly the chromosome-less teachings, his profiles lazy, who knows why maybe its due to the fact that im judged by my posts wrote daily, about why no meets, about my own treats like "the greatest ever joke" ooooo told....about why no sleep, about my own treats like the greatest ever poke noodles, fuck sake did i say poke i ment to type pot anyway back to the plok grrrr i ment to type plot....to be continued some people lucky i cant use names in the next part, stay tuned its going to be gooood "
I am eager to hear the next bit.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

That's the strangest poem I've ever read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read it like a rap, cos I'm a gangster like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a 'Poke Noodle' and where do I get one?

Is it like an 'Insta-Shag', but available from Tesco?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Might even have to throw in how im too baby faced for people to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might even have to throw in how im too baby faced for people to meet me "

Where is tonight's poem?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I read it like a rap, cos I'm a gangster like that "

I read it in my The Streets voice (which to be fair is pretty much my own voice but a bit whiny, I'm not a very good mimic even in my own head)

Come on Ulike, where's the next instalment, can we have it in the style of a Shakespeare sonnet or maybe a Pam Ayres type "oh I wish I'd looked after me teeth" style

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ulike, have you thought of researching Muhammed Ali at all? His poems were good, short sharp and witty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Ulike, have you thought of researching Muhammed Ali at all? His poems were good, short sharp and witty. "
...i dont copy no one, im my own man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read it like a rap, cos I'm a gangster like that

I read it in my The Streets voice (which to be fair is pretty much my own voice but a bit whiny, I'm not a very good mimic even in my own head)

Come on Ulike, where's the next instalment, can we have it in the style of a Shakespeare sonnet or maybe a Pam Ayres type "oh I wish I'd looked after me teeth" style "
.....whose pam ayres?? lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I read it like a rap, cos I'm a gangster like that

I read it in my The Streets voice (which to be fair is pretty much my own voice but a bit whiny, I'm not a very good mimic even in my own head)

Come on Ulike, where's the next instalment, can we have it in the style of a Shakespeare sonnet or maybe a Pam Ayres type "oh I wish I'd looked after me teeth" style .....whose pam ayres?? lol"

Thanks for reminding me how old I am ya git

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read it like a rap, cos I'm a gangster like that

I read it in my The Streets voice (which to be fair is pretty much my own voice but a bit whiny, I'm not a very good mimic even in my own head)

Come on Ulike, where's the next instalment, can we have it in the style of a Shakespeare sonnet or maybe a Pam Ayres type "oh I wish I'd looked after me teeth" style .....whose pam ayres?? lol

Thanks for reminding me how old I am ya git "
sorrrry lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Might even have to throw in how im too baby faced for people to meet me "
Hey!! Thats a compliment ya know!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

If Jay Z wrote this it would be a sure fire hit......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might even have to throw in how im too baby faced for people to meet me Hey!! Thats a compliment ya know!"
if you say so

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was a guy called Ulike

He used to go Ooooooo

Tbc.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If Jay Z wrote this it would be a sure fire hit......"
jay z could ,fab swingers fab swingers fab swingers fab swingers, dads fishy fingers and it would sell millions lol

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