FabSwingers.com forum: Oooh, hello, what's that I spy in the background...?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I personally never tire of cock pics...well, their owners chosen setting anyway. What's that I see - a can of Febreze (what are they trying to cover up), a flowery duvet cover (married), a pet (don't wank in front of the dog), the TV (you watch Jeremy Kyle? - loser), terrible decor (divorced / single / poor taste), laptop (oh, so that's what kind of porn you're REALLY into)....and so on and so on.

Anyone else have a good giggle / analysis of other people's pics? What's the funniest thing you've seen lurking in the background? And if you're anything like me, does what's happening in the background help you make a decision whether to say yay or nay? Please feel free to share (and analyse my scenery if you must)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

life is too short to take tat much time looking at peoples pics

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The mirror selfie of the single man.

With two toothbrushes, three children's ones and ladies toiletries lined up on the shelf...

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I once saw a couples pics , taken in there lounge and they had pics of there kids on the walls , you could see clear as day !!! I did flag it up but they didn't seemed bothered . Imagine if that got round your school about your folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mirror selfie of the single man.

With two toothbrushes, three children's ones and ladies toiletries lined up on the shelf...

Those are my absolute favourites!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, right after staring into the sloppy abyss its the first thing I do.

Oddly enough I check sockets to see if they are UK ones ....if not its possibly a fake.

Then its a peek at how clean the house is, any obvious scary stuff....needles, axes, giant anal strap ons.

I've become so paranoid o wouldn't reply to anyone even if they mailed me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One I spotted a few years ago had a poster of what appeared to be Jason Donovan in the background. This was a "straight" guys profile who had checked me out

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

a 'single' guy in a selfie bathroom pic, with a fluffy pink bath robe and ladies toiletries scattered about.

Could've been his mothers or sisters tho!

Can't help but see what in the background, esp when Jezza is on, on a 50" telly!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Backgrounds are interesting but they aren't always what they seem.

I took the pictures my ex uses in my bedroom. We're not together but even with the best cropping the duvet cover is purple and pink.

He has taken pictures of me so some of my backgrounds are his place and not mine.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

With two toothbrushes,"

I use 2 toothbrushes...one for my teeth and the other for my tongue. Just FYI.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"The mirror selfie of the single man.

With two toothbrushes, three children's ones and ladies toiletries lined up on the shelf...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Yep, right after staring into the sloppy abyss its the first thing I do.

Oddly enough I check sockets to see if they are UK ones ....if not its possibly a fake.

Then its a peek at how clean the house is, any obvious scary stuff....needles, axes, giant anal strap ons.

I've become so paranoid o wouldn't reply to anyone even if they mailed me.

A man after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was admiring one couple's lovely pic of the lady. There she was stood up, legs apart, awesome figure, fantastic basque - and behind her in the display cabinet, between her parted legs, was a framed photo of her three smiling children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always nose at the backgrounds !! Single guys in the bathroom. Please put the loo seat down ! Then there's pics in action still with socks on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

With two toothbrushes,

I use 2 toothbrushes...one for my teeth and the other for my tongue. Just FYI."

I also have two - one for the morning and one for the evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always looked around the photo, on site where you can meet people, so much information can be gleaned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"life is too short to take tat much time looking at peoples pics

You're kidding right?! Bite your lip C, bite it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"life is too short to take tat much time looking at peoples pics

But not too short to post in forums?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was one a few weeks back and there was a pink potty in the background.

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

I'm off to check my pictures now

Not that I have anything to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit, my friends only pics are taken in my son's room. Not great but its the only room with a full length mirror. Think I need a photographer!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm off to check my pictures now

Not that I have anything to hide

On the contrary, I think you should show all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a really messy bedroom always makes me think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once saw a couples pics , taken in there lounge and they had pics of there kids on the walls , you could see clear as day !!! I did flag it up but they didn't seemed bothered . Imagine if that got round your school about your folks

You should report those types to admin, I had to report one recently where there was a photo of a child clear in the picture.

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"I'm off to check my pictures now

Not that I have anything to hide

On the contrary, I think you should show all

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy getting a BJ by a beautiful blonde lady, a good pic unfortunately he still had his white towelling socks on lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funnily enough I just received a message from a 'single' guy; the pic he sent through was taken in a bedroom surrounded by lady things, including a photo of him and his girlfriend smooching in a heart shaped photo frame in the background. Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towelling socks = old pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well arent i lucky that me mam hasnt walked into the background of a naked selfie shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well arent i lucky that me mam hasnt walked into the background of a naked selfie shot

Yes. On so many levels, yes.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

There's a crutch in shot in a couple of my friends only pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my bathroom theres 3 adult brushes for me and my house mates and 2 kids for one my mates daughter and one for my nephew when he stays with me so could always be a different story behind the brushes

But things like fluffy bath robes. Definitely suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"life is too short to take tat much time looking at peoples pics

But long enough to post dismissive comments on a light-hearted thread it seems.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

nice curtains buxom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personally never tire of cock pics...well, their owners chosen setting anyway. What's that I see - a can of Febreze (what are they trying to cover up), a flowery duvet cover (married), a pet (don't wank in front of the dog), the TV (you watch Jeremy Kyle? - loser), terrible decor (divorced / single / poor taste), laptop (oh, so that's what kind of porn you're REALLY into)....and so on and so on.

The look how big my cock is pic it's twice the length of my hand

Oops n there's my wedding ring tooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nice curtains buxom x "

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"life is too short to take tat much time looking at peoples pics

But long enough to post dismissive comments on a light-hearted thread it seems.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I get a few remarks about my bedroom carpet. I don't have the heart to tell them its Travelodge.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I got a message from a guy that had taken a selfie with the toilet in the background. The pic was taken high up and I could see in the toilet. He hadn't flushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a guy that had taken a selfie with the toilet in the background. The pic was taken high up and I could see in the toilet. He hadn't flushed.

oh that is just so gross! 2 straights and a curly?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a 'single' guy in a selfie bathroom pic, with a fluffy pink bath robe and ladies toiletries scattered about.

Could've been his mothers or sisters tho!

Can't help but see what in the background, esp when Jezza is on, on a 50" telly!

Although not single my bathroom has fluffy everything and about 20 toothbrushes as I've got a daughter who's both fluffy and messy in equal measures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread.

I've been put off by backgrounds in photos a few times. Some make me chuckle

And yes I'm off to double check mine now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The full length mirror in my bedroom is a bit dusty

And you can clearly see my wedding ring, but I don't hide the fact that my hubby is also on this site with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"life is too short to take tat much time looking at peoples pics

You're kidding right?! Bite your lip C, bite it!"

Is that an exercise bike in your bedroom ?

I've probably got socks on, children's toys in the background and the odd cat's tail ! Soz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bald guy with pink hair straightens in the background is one of my favourites , another was a copy of fifty shades on the side , we had to ask if he was enjoying the book to which the reply was "oops I'm busted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a guy that had taken a selfie with the toilet in the background. The pic was taken high up and I could see in the toilet. He hadn't flushed.

Hahaha that's unreal, you think he would have checked out the picture before posting/sending it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a pic from a couple once and as clear as day in background I could see a turd. Cat or Dog no idea. I declined.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I always look at background....

Cant abide messy people, and if background a mess....Im out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a pic from a couple once and as clear as day in background I could see a turd. Cat or Dog no idea. I declined."

Ewwwww

I'd have to decline too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a pic from a couple once and as clear as day in background I could see a turd. Cat or Dog no idea. I declined.

Ewwwww

I'd have to decline too

It may have been a rogue twix but better to be safe than sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady showing off her pussy with dirty nails not a good look

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

On the shelf next to them copies of the Archers on cd.

I'm as broadminded as the next CD, but crikey, there are limits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I got a new photo just up. Have at it. Tell me what the corner of my bedroom tells you

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By *antoplay1976Couple
over a year ago

Chico

When they are on the toilet and they take cock pics. Cracked me up and grosses me out at the same time!

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

Gapping a holes that have clearly not seen soap and water before being photographed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appalling brown stripped curtains,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a guy that had taken a selfie with the toilet in the background. The pic was taken high up and I could see in the toilet. He hadn't flushed.

Floater??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's the ones where small childrens toys are strewn about the room always crack me up. the worst was on pic a gal sent and her baby was standing up in the playpen behind her. the baby had a curious look as to why mommy had no clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Appalling brown stripped curtains,

Haha! Those damn curtains were in situ when I moved in; see, there's an explanation for everything!

I think my favourite so far has to be the bald guy with pink hair straighteners in the background; and as for rogue turds making an appearance...just wrong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there's the ones where small childrens toys are strewn about the room always crack me up. the worst was on pic a gal sent and her baby was standing up in the playpen behind her. the baby had a curious look as to why mommy had no clothes on."

Oh Lord, the stories are just getting better!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appalling brown stripped curtains,

Haha! Those damn curtains were in situ when I moved in; see, there's an explanation for everything!

I think my favourite so far has to be the bald guy with pink hair straighteners in the background; and as for rogue turds making an appearance...just wrong on so many levels

Lol, I was kidding , they actually look quite retro

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then, I got a new photo just up. Have at it. Tell me what the corner of my bedroom tells you

Can of Febreze. Top left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are making me chuckle

(off to check pics)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then, I got a new photo just up. Have at it. Tell me what the corner of my bedroom tells you

Can of Febreze. Top left

May I thank you for shouting...

I FOUND WALLY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then, I got a new photo just up. Have at it. Tell me what the corner of my bedroom tells you

Can of Febreze. Top left

May I thank you for shouting...

I FOUND WALLY!!!

Or for NOT shouting that, sorry, cant type for shit today

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

I thought I was the only one who checked out the power sockets to see if they were UK or not!

Anyone else look at pics with cars and bikes in them and try and work out which make and model?

Hmmm, I'm not sure I've got the hang of this swinging lark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now the naughty side of me is wanting to stage some of these photos! wonder what props I can muster up from around the homestead here....

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