FabSwingers.com forum: Things they should not have invented ....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

High heeled trainers.....ugly things!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese. Its far too addictive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tower blocks of flats = misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet toilet wipes - yuk

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wet toilet wipes - yuk"
They are just TOOOOO wet aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego and plugs that hurt your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MSN...the number of people I fell out with on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MSN...the number of people I fell out with on there

ohhhh your one of those who leaves comments..ya I seen your sort.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Self service checkouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MSN...the number of people I fell out with on there

ohhhh your one of those who leaves comments..ya I seen your sort.

never left a comment

.. I just say it how it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet toilet wipes - yukThey are just TOOOOO wet aren't they?

And very very unnatural

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The wheel, I had been working on that one for quite some considerable time until I discovered some pesky so and so had beat me to it......and don't even get me started on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese. Its far too addictive. "

Green Pringles

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Cheese. Its far too addictive.

Green Pringles "

Sour cream n chive you mean? Yummy. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese. Its far too addictive.

Green Pringles

Sour cream n chive you mean? Yummy. X"

They're the little buggers yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tv remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tv remote control"

you mean cock measuring device..

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By *ickstartmyheart103Man
over a year ago

near the east coast

Face book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face book"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K-Tel records ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliced Bread.

I'm fucking sick of hearing about it being the second best thing ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moobs

But if I didn't have moobs, my T-Shirts would wrap around my stomach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moobs

But if I didn't have moobs, my T-Shirts would wrap around my stomach!

Hahahaha shout

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

E-mail!

Nice to see both of your visible eyes Femme.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

to do lists

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Candy crush... fecking stoooid game. I'm not an addict, can stop at any time. Right then.. next level calls

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"The wheel, I had been working on that one for quite some considerable time until I discovered some pesky so and so had beat me to it......and don't even get me started on fire

The wheel was a shit invention , the man that invented the axle , now theres a clever fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your new avatar pic....you don't look scary now

Oh and aside from the usual obvious ones, friggin pigeons that keep trying to crap on you whilst having a coffee by the river....its hard enough trying to be sneaky beaky on fab in public as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nukes

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Religion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd seriously say Mobile phones...even though ya know I'm on one right now. But I could toss it tomorrow and not care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd seriously say Mobile phones...even though ya know I'm on one right now. But I could toss it tomorrow and not care.

That deserves a round of applause!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd seriously say Mobile phones...even though ya know I'm on one right now. But I could toss it tomorrow and not care.

That deserves a round of applause!"

If your gonna give me a clap make it herpes..I've gone off of the Chlamydia..herpes sounds great..I'll take that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet toilet wipes - yukThey are just TOOOOO wet aren't they?

You sure its the wipe thats TOOOO wet?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Loyalty cards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd seriously say Mobile phones...even though ya know I'm on one right now. But I could toss it tomorrow and not care.

That deserves a round of applause!

If your gonna give me a clap make it herpes..I've gone off of the Chlamydia..herpes sounds great..I'll take that one.

Hahaha whaaiiii??? I have no STI's to give though... erm sorry?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd seriously say Mobile phones...even though ya know I'm on one right now. But I could toss it tomorrow and not care.

That deserves a round of applause!

If your gonna give me a clap make it herpes..I've gone off of the Chlamydia..herpes sounds great..I'll take that one.

Hahaha whaaiiii??? I have no STI's to give though... erm sorry?!

I have no words.

***bangs head on table***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work...!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd seriously say Mobile phones...even though ya know I'm on one right now. But I could toss it tomorrow and not care.

That deserves a round of applause!

If your gonna give me a clap make it herpes..I've gone off of the Chlamydia..herpes sounds great..I'll take that one.

Hahaha whaaiiii??? I have no STI's to give though... erm sorry?!

I have no words.

***bangs head on table***

There's a website for people with herpes to meet each other. All is not lost Thumper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms ....now come on .....99% of the guys had that exact thought when they read the post ....lol.

An appropriate suggestion I guess would be TAX in all it's forms ...car,counci, wage tax ..and the rest !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd seriously say Mobile phones...even though ya know I'm on one right now. But I could toss it tomorrow and not care.

That deserves a round of applause!

If your gonna give me a clap make it herpes..I've gone off of the Chlamydia..herpes sounds great..I'll take that one.

Hahaha whaaiiii??? I have no STI's to give though... erm sorry?!

I have no words.

***bangs head on table***

There's a website for people with herpes to meet each other. All is not lost Thumper.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury Fruit & Nut Chocolate - then I wouldn't have to wean myself off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Periods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms ....now come on .....99% of the guys had that exact thought when they read the post ....lol.

An appropriate suggestion I guess would be TAX in all it's forms ...car,counci, wage tax ..and the rest !"

Death and taxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mobile phones....minbe drives me bonkers and do not know how to work most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all,

"High heeled trainers."

Trainers, in general, are horrible, high heeled or not, some are grotesquely hideous, they are so badly shaped and look very clumsy.

Alec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them fekin onsies!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Airbrushing!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Duffle coats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuclear biological weapons and the micro wave..hate the fookin things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"men lol "
Noooo I like men.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Easy!! Women's clothing!

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By *aughtyNatalie123Woman
over a year ago

Walsall

They drive me mad too !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tartan paint...

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Toilet wipes are great. Better than smearing crap across your ass. Id uninvent mobile phones. Facebook. Twerking. Fat. Monetary Inflation. Motor bikes. War. Theres more but that will do for now

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

The rabbit!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Fuggin Kyle...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Gunpowder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The European Union

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The monarchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paper straws ...they always turned soggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sports bras... I rather see nice breasts bouncing up and down !!!

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick

"Candy crush... fecking stoooid game. I'm not an addict, can stop at any time. Right then.. next level calls

Oh my god yes... stuck on level 83 now and steadfastly refuse to pay for extra bonus candies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder"

Without gunpowder we probably wouldn't have the medical expertise we have now, not to mention thousands of technological advances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies

Politicians

Landmines

Reality television

Tv adverts

GMO crops

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

America.

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ugg boots yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

media led perception of human perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder

Without gunpowder we probably wouldn't have the medical expertise we have now, not to mention thousands of technological advances."

and fiocchi fmj 's !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder

Without gunpowder we probably wouldn't have the medical expertise we have now, not to mention thousands of technological advances.

and fiocchi fmj 's !"

medical advancement isnt always a great thing, but thats another argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder

Without gunpowder we probably wouldn't have the medical expertise we have now, not to mention thousands of technological advances.

and fiocchi fmj 's !

medical advancement isnt always a great thing, but thats another argument"

Say that when someone you love requires major trauma surgery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder

Without gunpowder we probably wouldn't have the medical expertise we have now, not to mention thousands of technological advances.

and fiocchi fmj 's !"

Meh, I had mixed results with those and currently prefer Hornaday Super Performance .338 boat tail lapua magnums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celeb/womens mags

Aftershave/car ads. The new Audi one looked like a sky sports ad.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Candy crush... fecking stoooid game. I'm not an addict, can stop at any time. Right then.. next level calls

Oh my god yes... stuck on level 83 now and steadfastly refuse to pay for extra bonus candies!"

Stay strong.... you can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/09/13 16:05:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face book"

True

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

sex toys for the ladies, so then you wouldn't know any different and expect more from us poor guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder

Without gunpowder we probably wouldn't have the medical expertise we have now, not to mention thousands of technological advances.

and fiocchi fmj 's !

medical advancement isnt always a great thing, but thats another argument

Say that when someone you love requires major trauma surgery..."

as said, not always good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder

Without gunpowder we probably wouldn't have the medical expertise we have now, not to mention thousands of technological advances.

and fiocchi fmj 's !

medical advancement isnt always a great thing, but thats another argument

Say that when someone you love requires major trauma surgery...

as said, not always good"

Care to explain? I'm not looking to argue, just interested in your reasoning. Either here or pm is fine...

Tom

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"sex toys for the ladies, so then you wouldn't know any different and expect more from us poor guys

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well said

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