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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Christmas is coming

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

So am i

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Christmas is coming

My friend just mentioned seeing Christmas cards in the shops...whilst she's shopping for her summer holiday!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So am i

Don't wipe it on the Christmas tree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hooray! Time for my annual bath and one meet of the year.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Christmas is coming

My friend just mentioned seeing Christmas cards in the shops...whilst she's shopping for her summer holiday!

Yes they are in the shops now AND the food network have a weekend dedicated to Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas is coming

Santa is looking forward to emptying his sack again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooo please don't mention Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh when the snowman brings the snow....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh when the snowman brings the snow...."

I might get a shag by Christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh when the snowman brings the snow....

I might get a shag by Christmas lol"

I might as well, not sure which Christmas though

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't do ******mas but just within the last few minutes I've asked another discussion group I'm on whether a certain service provider I use should get a present in late December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh when the snowman brings the snow....

I might get a shag by Christmas lol"

That's what I might give you for Christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the stuff in the shops on Sunday and thought the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw the stuff in the shops on Sunday and thought the same

What that you want to shag cheeky for Christmas? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Wetherspoons is already advertising Christmas Dinner in the window for bookings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought my first item for Christmas yesterday - shortbread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SANTA'S COMING........ i know him

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Christmas is coming

My friend just mentioned seeing Christmas cards in the shops...whilst she's shopping for her summer holiday!

Card Factory have had their Christmas cards out since the beginning of August! x

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohh noo dont start..

not a good xmas person. sigh...

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

not looking forward to waking up on my own again this year,much as i didnt want to last year ,last xmas went to bed and had chest pains so nearly got up and dialled 999 just so i could go into hospital and not have to wake up xmas day alone

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"not looking forward to waking up on my own again this year,much as i didnt want to last year ,last xmas went to bed and had chest pains so nearly got up and dialled 999 just so i could go into hospital and not have to wake up xmas day alone

Why don't you volunteer at a homeless shelter or something I can tell you it gives you the most amazing feelings....there are many worse off!!

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Woooo hooooo CHTISTMAS I might get a good will fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So am i

Like Santa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember how to do the Santa smileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woooo hooooo CHTISTMAS I might get a good will fuck

Why not have hard and fast doggy style under the mistletoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas without my daughter I'm not looking forward to it I'll just stay in bed over that fortnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/09/13 13:38:09]"

Yes it is a swingers site!!

Doesn't mean we can't discuss other things in the lounge though! Does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Xmas I'm single so I'm doing a bit of reconnaissance on who to fuck at the work Xmas party!

I prefer Xmas eve than xmas day itself.

New years eve is even better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sad to read.

Do you not have any relatives at all?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Christmas is coming

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I said that the other day and no one would believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Christmas

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"[Removed by poster at 03/09/13 13:38:09]

Yes it is a swingers site!!

Doesn't mean we can't discuss other things in the lounge though! Does it? "

Was he being bah humbug lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know those moments that you wish you never opened a thread??

i just had one of those moments!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MERRY.CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.DID YOU NO SANTA CLAUS ONLY CUMS ONCE A YEAR.THAT Y HE GOT A FULL SACK FOR CHRISTMAS EVE SO HE CAN EMPTY IS SACK UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE.LOL

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

That's bad nearly four months to go ...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can't remember how to do the Santa smileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MERRY.CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.DID YOU NO SANTA CLAUS ONLY CUMS ONCE A YEAR.THAT Y HE GOT A FULL SACK FOR CHRISTMAS EVE SO HE CAN EMPTY IS SACK UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE.LOL

For years my parents told me it was treesap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My birthdays first guys and gals.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My birthdays first guys and gals.

Will there be a countdown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My birthdays first guys and gals.

Will there be a countdown?"

I haven't decided yet. I'm meeting with my marketing department at the weekend to decide on a strategy!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Time to make my Christmas Cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooooo! Go away commercial, money sucking, stress making, time of year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care. All those with relatives are stressed because of farty Auntie Flo or 'orrible cousin Bernard who always tells the same crap jokes, and I am nicely tucked away in my own cottage with good music and a good book and lots of Schadenfreude.

But then - last year I hadn't yet discovered this site, so who knows - would be a pleasant change to have delicious company.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

oooooohhhhhh its nearly CLIFFmas!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooohhhhhh its nearly CLIFFmas!!!!"

All OK. Shame that religion spoils it somewhat though

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Is it wrong to say I am watching Christmas in September on the food network lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ho, ho, ho and tell santa what youd like under your tree. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw in Asda christmas cakes, mince pies. I have heard Harrods Christmas dept. Has been open since july but that is a rumour.

Only downside is can we stop Minxie from her Christmas carol singing practice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong to say I am watching Christmas in September on the food network lol "

Yes! Is there nothing better on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw in Asda christmas cakes, mince pies. I have heard Harrods Christmas dept. Has been open since july but that is a rumour.

Only downside is can we stop Minxie from her Christmas carol singing practice??"

I am on holiday -christmas is just so not happening yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sainsbury's has christmas mince pies out already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MERRY.CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.DID YOU NO SANTA CLAUS ONLY CUMS ONCE A YEAR.THAT Y HE GOT A FULL SACK FOR CHRISTMAS EVE SO HE CAN EMPTY IS SACK UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE.LOL

For years my parents told me it was treesap....

So that's how mrs Santa thickens the bread sauce!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking forward to Christmas. First one in a while I'm single and kids will be at their dads. My parents have just sold up to move away too

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Can we have bonfire night and halloween first please, lol.

I did see a local pub advertising their new years eve party in the local newspaper the other day, its way too early for that.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can we have bonfire night and halloween first please, lol.

I did see a local pub advertising their new years eve party in the local newspaper the other day, its way too early for that.

I know I have my Halloween party yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't remember how to do the Santa smileys

@ : -)

NO SPACES....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard a rumour that as part of government cutbacks, Christmas is to be cancelled this year. There will be a new act, 'The Christmas Celebration Offences Act 2013'. This will be debated next week in the House of Commons, which is decorated with bunting and a very large Christmas tree, in preparation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you all ages ago, santa is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told you all ages ago, santa is dead. "

Noooooooooo he isn't he lives in the north poke with mrs Santa and all tge elves I have seen the movies about him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two of my male colleagues at work have already decorated their work station with mini trees and led battery operated lights.

I ask you!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So am i

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Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd this thread's depressing....

Bah flippin humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have bonfire night and halloween first please, lol.

I did see a local pub advertising their new years eve party in the local newspaper the other day, its way too early for that.

My birthday too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going home the other night on the bus and saw a Christmas tree up in someone's house with the lights on the lot

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can't remember how to do the Santa smileys

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NO SPACES....!!

That's easy, all you do is quote a post to see what it is.

Now when do we get an Easter Bunny

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

(rabbit)

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Just watched an hour of delia it's an hour I won't get back...but I did learn how to make Christmas pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told you all ages ago, santa is dead.

Noooooooooo he isn't he lives in the north poke with mrs Santa and all tge elves I have seen the movies about him x "

Sorry found his mangled hat in the road a few weeks ago xx

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