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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.

I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.

The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.

If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

LOL Lickety:S your euphemisms for anal sex are getting increasingly weird! 'Stuck in Manilla'????

However I still love you.

If I was stuck I have a millionaire friend who would bail me out of anything unpleasant. (not my friend Mark (who is a ninja))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd learn to spell Manila correctly for a start, unless you're in an envelope?

Where in Manila?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assumed that you were having envelope issues

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd learn to spell Manila correctly for a start, unless you're in an envelope?

Where in Manila?

"

That was one of the giveaway clues, apparently. That and it said I was crying and couldn't get hold of anyone. I don't know where I am in Manila or the envelope. I am very fond of stationery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.

I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.

The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.

If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?

"

if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"LOL Lickety:S your euphemisms for anal sex are getting increasingly weird! 'Stuck in Manilla'????

However I still love you.

If I was stuck I have a millionaire friend who would bail me out of anything unpleasant. (not my friend Mark (who is a ninja))"

At least I was keeping it sheathed.

I would have thought Mark would get you out of any situation. He is your bestest friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.

I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.

The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.

If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?

if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar"

Erghh gross. Couldn't touch a midgets cock!.........see what I did

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.

I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.

The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.

If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?

if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar"

Oi! I haven't shrunk enough to be a midget - yet!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I'd love to be stuck in Manilla..so many stick bita to lick bit like Hotel California, I'd never want to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.

I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.

The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.

If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?

if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar

Oi! I haven't shrunk enough to be a midget - yet!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.

I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.

The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.

If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?

if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar"

Lol the restaurant you're talking about is called "the hobbit house" and I'm not sure if they toss midgets there these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I know for a fact I could get bailed out of pretty much anything.

But I wouldn't want to.

I make my own bed in this world and I lay in it too.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ask funky nicely if you can borrow his time machine and you could always watch The Thrilla in Manila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're stuck in Manilla, can't you just post yourself home?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Penniless and the hotel won't let me leave as I haven't paid the bill.

I've been hacked and spammed for the first time.

The good news is that if the number of friends and colleagues calling to ask if I am in need is any indication then my hotel bill would be covered in no time.

If you were stuck somewhere what would you do?

if the hotel does ever let you out Id suggest the midget tossing bar

Lol the restaurant you're talking about is called "the hobbit house" and I'm not sure if they toss midgets there these days"

I am a Hobbit toss carefully.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you're stuck in Manilla, can't you just post yourself home?

"

I've had to hand my screen over. Five hours of trying to fix this in between answering all the phone calls with offers of help. I could afford to go away now.

I wish I could just pop myself in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I know for a fact I could get bailed out of pretty much anything.

But I wouldn't want to.

I make my own bed in this world and I lay in it too. "

Are you Gerry Mcann ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come your stuck there Lickety?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How come your stuck there Lickety?"

It was a self-sealing envelope?

I've taken everything off. Tried putting it all back on again. My tablet is just spinning and I've managed an hour of work today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come your stuck there Lickety?

It was a self-sealing envelope?

I've taken everything off. Tried putting it all back on again. My tablet is just spinning and I've managed an hour of work today.

"

Thought someone had licked your envelope without telling you

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How come your stuck there Lickety?

It was a self-sealing envelope?

I've taken everything off. Tried putting it all back on again. My tablet is just spinning and I've managed an hour of work today.

Thought someone had licked your envelope without telling you "

If only... I'd know what to do about that. I'm giving myself a break from banging my head against the internet firewall.

I want a typewriter, carbon paper, Tippex and a working postal system.

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