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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I decided to wear some really nice shoes today after some crappy news to cheer myself up! It worked until I fell over, split the knee of my work trousers open and split my knee open. That was all good until I realised that my ankle really really hurts. I've got ice on it and it may be swelling a touch!

I am NOT going to hospital!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to raise the injured ankle and keep your weight off it. A good support bandage will help along with the usual ibuprofen/paracetamol...

Xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's why the lovely shoes are only for dinner and sinning.

Make sure the wound is clean and get your leg up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try to raise the injured ankle and keep your weight off it. A good support bandage will help along with the usual ibuprofen/paracetamol...

Xx"

I'm all dosed up on NSAIDs already! Paracetamol I can take in 2 hours as I needed them earlier! Ice and ankle up is done! Don't think its broken, it just flipping hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try to raise the injured ankle and keep your weight off it. A good support bandage will help along with the usual ibuprofen/paracetamol...

Xx

I'm all dosed up on NSAIDs already! Paracetamol I can take in 2 hours as I needed them earlier! Ice and ankle up is done! Don't think its broken, it just flipping hurts! "

If you find that its still painful in a few hours then I would suggest a trip to your nearest NHS walk-in centre, much quicker than A&E but there may not be a radiographer on duty after 18:00. But they can at least assess you better that a pervert on a sex site!....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try to raise the injured ankle and keep your weight off it. A good support bandage will help along with the usual ibuprofen/paracetamol...

Xx

I'm all dosed up on NSAIDs already! Paracetamol I can take in 2 hours as I needed them earlier! Ice and ankle up is done! Don't think its broken, it just flipping hurts!

If you find that its still painful in a few hours then I would suggest a trip to your nearest NHS walk-in centre, much quicker than A&E but there may not be a radiographer on duty after 18:00. But they can at least assess you better that a pervert on a sex site!....lol "

Haha perverts on sex sites can do so much better things to me though

I think those shoes will be relegated to the bedroom only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try to raise the injured ankle and keep your weight off it. A good support bandage will help along with the usual ibuprofen/paracetamol...

Xx

I'm all dosed up on NSAIDs already! Paracetamol I can take in 2 hours as I needed them earlier! Ice and ankle up is done! Don't think its broken, it just flipping hurts!

If you find that its still painful in a few hours then I would suggest a trip to your nearest NHS walk-in centre, much quicker than A&E but there may not be a radiographer on duty after 18:00. But they can at least assess you better that a pervert on a sex site!....lol

Haha perverts on sex sites can do so much better things to me though

I think those shoes will be relegated to the bedroom only! "

I'll get me car keys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try to raise the injured ankle and keep your weight off it. A good support bandage will help along with the usual ibuprofen/paracetamol...

Xx

I'm all dosed up on NSAIDs already! Paracetamol I can take in 2 hours as I needed them earlier! Ice and ankle up is done! Don't think its broken, it just flipping hurts!

If you find that its still painful in a few hours then I would suggest a trip to your nearest NHS walk-in centre, much quicker than A&E but there may not be a radiographer on duty after 18:00. But they can at least assess you better that a pervert on a sex site!....lol

Haha perverts on sex sites can do so much better things to me though

I think those shoes will be relegated to the bedroom only!

I'll get me car keys...

"

Dammit, wrong smiley!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try to raise the injured ankle and keep your weight off it. A good support bandage will help along with the usual ibuprofen/paracetamol...

Xx

I'm all dosed up on NSAIDs already! Paracetamol I can take in 2 hours as I needed them earlier! Ice and ankle up is done! Don't think its broken, it just flipping hurts!

If you find that its still painful in a few hours then I would suggest a trip to your nearest NHS walk-in centre, much quicker than A&E but there may not be a radiographer on duty after 18:00. But they can at least assess you better that a pervert on a sex site!....lol

Haha perverts on sex sites can do so much better things to me though

I think those shoes will be relegated to the bedroom only!

I'll get me car keys...

Dammit, wrong smiley!

"

You can get them, but you may have to take me to hospital as the pain is getting worse! Had a friend offer to take me tonight if it carries on like this! That'd be an interesting first meet - A&E with a broken Rubes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful "

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good."

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good! "

Don't you mean 45!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45! "

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?"

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone! "

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?"

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!"

I'm supposed to be seeing a certain someone tomorrow. He can get through them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

I'm supposed to be seeing a certain someone tomorrow. He can get through them."

Oh yes he bloody can if its the certain someone I'm thinking of! Hence the 7!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!"

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!... "

6 in an hour! Flipping heck, can we maybe do 2 hours!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!...

6 in an hour! Flipping heck, can we maybe do 2 hours!? "

In which case pencil me in for 14 then!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!...

6 in an hour! Flipping heck, can we maybe do 2 hours!?

In which case pencil me in for 14 then!... "

Good god! You're going to be lots of fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!...

6 in an hour! Flipping heck, can we maybe do 2 hours!?

In which case pencil me in for 14 then!...

Good god! You're going to be lots of fun!"

Keep a bucket of ice and a fire extinguisher handy!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Good luck, hope it ain't broken.

Must say, given the specifics of the injury, I thought the above reference to using an NHS Walk In Centre was in poor taste....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!...

6 in an hour! Flipping heck, can we maybe do 2 hours!?

In which case pencil me in for 14 then!...

Good god! You're going to be lots of fun!

Keep a bucket of ice and a fire extinguisher handy! "

Are you supplying the additional 33 condoms?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Good luck, hope it ain't broken.

Must say, given the specifics of the injury, I thought the above reference to using an NHS Walk In Centre was in poor taste.... "

They don't have drive throughs yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!...

6 in an hour! Flipping heck, can we maybe do 2 hours!?

In which case pencil me in for 14 then!...

Good god! You're going to be lots of fun!

Keep a bucket of ice and a fire extinguisher handy!

Are you supplying the additional 33 condoms?

"

Are you coming too then?!...

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Good luck, hope it ain't broken.

Must say, given the specifics of the injury, I thought the above reference to using an NHS Walk In Centre was in poor taste.... "

Our WIC doesn't have an Xray machine so you might be best checking before you travel there if you think it could be broke Ruby....good luck

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Am off to hospital as the pain is awful

I hope they don't capture you and keep you for good.

No chance - I've 51 latex free condoms to use before anyone keeps me for good!

Don't you mean 45!

Did I miss an update on 6 condoms?

I've been told to put at least 6 to one side! So yes I have 45 which are up for being used as 6 are reserved for a certain someone!

"A certain someone" eh? Only 6?

I like to be discrete Lickety! haha

I've been told at least 6, I managed 7 last time I had a good session with someone so maybe this time another someone may push it to 8!

Steady on, I'm only popping round for an hour!...

6 in an hour! Flipping heck, can we maybe do 2 hours!?

In which case pencil me in for 14 then!...

Good god! You're going to be lots of fun!

Keep a bucket of ice and a fire extinguisher handy!

Are you supplying the additional 33 condoms?

Are you coming too then?!... "

I've got 30 but I was going on the basis of 6 an hour for 14 hours. Happy to join in.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I hope its not broken gorgeous! Let us know how you're getting on xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck, hope it ain't broken.

Must say, given the specifics of the injury, I thought the above reference to using an NHS Walk In Centre was in poor taste....

Our WIC doesn't have an Xray machine so you might be best checking before you travel there if you think it could be broke Ruby....good luck "

I'm in A&E. Our WIC doesn't have one either. I am sat next to a child who has no concept of a quiet voice.... And I ouchie in a bad way

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Good luck, hope it ain't broken.

Must say, given the specifics of the injury, I thought the above reference to using an NHS Walk In Centre was in poor taste....

Our WIC doesn't have an Xray machine so you might be best checking before you travel there if you think it could be broke Ruby....good luck

I'm in A&E. Our WIC doesn't have one either. I am sat next to a child who has no concept of a quiet voice.... And I ouchie in a bad way"

Scream louder than the child, that will shut it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a badly sprained ankle, a sexy tubigrip and I'm out of action

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hope you recover soon xx

Are you Minxie in disguise

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have a badly sprained ankle, a sexy tubigrip and I'm out of action

"

No break though, so that's good. How long will you be sporting the tubigrip?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I still managed naughtiness when I sprained and tore all the ligaments in my ankle ... just no bedroom acrobatics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why let a sprained ankle spoil any naughtiness?

It's not broken which is all good!!

I tore some ligaments in my right ankles years back!! Hurt like hell and was bruised and swollen for weeks.... Was still naughty though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Oh Noooooooo!!! Flat Shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes Femme flat shoes That is the worst bit ever!

Not sure Lickety - if it doesn't improve in a week I have to go back to heck for ligament damage.

I am her protege Super!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

just lie on your back with your ankles in the air - that covers the elevation part of R.I.C.E.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes Femme flat shoes That is the worst bit ever!

Not sure Lickety - if it doesn't improve in a week I have to go back to heck for ligament damage.

I am her protege Super! "

Don't go to heck, go back to the hospital. Get yourself some of those tubigrips in different colours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes Femme flat shoes That is the worst bit ever!

Not sure Lickety - if it doesn't improve in a week I have to go back to heck for ligament damage.

I am her protege Super!

Don't go to heck, go back to the hospital. Get yourself some of those tubigrips in different colours.

"

Haha I meant the hospital! Haven't even popped any tramadol yet (I'm not going to I hate tramadol!) The lovely doctor gave me a spare tubigrip so I can keep washing them!

Just need to find someone to walk Blake tomorrow - my friend can to it Wednesday and Thursday.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Don't go to heck, go back to the hospital. Get yourself some of those tubigrips in different colours.

Haha I meant the hospital! Haven't even popped any tramadol yet (I'm not going to I hate tramadol!) The lovely doctor gave me a spare tubigrip so I can keep washing them!

Just need to find someone to walk Blake tomorrow - my friend can to it Wednesday and Thursday."

I'd offer but Blake would be able to walk to me by the time I could get there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Don't go to heck, go back to the hospital. Get yourself some of those tubigrips in different colours.

Haha I meant the hospital! Haven't even popped any tramadol yet (I'm not going to I hate tramadol!) The lovely doctor gave me a spare tubigrip so I can keep washing them!

Just need to find someone to walk Blake tomorrow - my friend can to it Wednesday and Thursday.

I'd offer but Blake would be able to walk to me by the time I could get there.

"

You need to meet Blakey! He's brilliant. He's trying to look after me by cuddling up on the sofa, he doesn't realise quite how much I ouchie!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sorry to hear that ruby! But its true...do not let it spoil your fun! I am sure you will find people to help you be very naughty despite the bad ankle!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am her protege Super! "

Now why is that not so hard to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm eater with bubbles is supposed to be good. Get to your nearest Jacuzzi asap.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Hope it's better soon I know what it's like to be off your feet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm currently on the sofa with an ice pack on it. Its going to be a long day I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently on the sofa with an ice pack on it. Its going to be a long day I think!"

Hey I can reply now x hope you feel better soon the offer is there if you need anything x

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I'm currently on the sofa with an ice pack on it. Its going to be a long day I think!"

Look on the bright side a full day to perv on here and it could be worse I'm coming up to the 6 month mark now that's a long day

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Warm eater with bubbles is supposed to be good. Get to your nearest Jacuzzi asap. "

Letsbe has been infected with Evieism. Don't eat the Jacuzzi.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come and join me with my bad back...I can't move going to have a hot bath in a bit..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Warm eater with bubbles is supposed to be good. Get to your nearest Jacuzzi asap.

Letsbe has been infected with Evieism. Don't eat the Jacuzzi.

"

Haha I noticed that! I won't eat the jacuzzi - I might brace a hot bath though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come and join me with my bad back...I can't move going to have a hot bath in a bit.."

Oh Cheeky - big hugs - I'm going to try a hot bath in a bit

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come and join me with my bad back...I can't move going to have a hot bath in a bit..

Oh Cheeky - big hugs - I'm going to try a hot bath in a bit"

I don't trust the pair of you getting into the same bath or getting into your baths alone. It's a dilemma. I think you need to call someone before you get in the bath and keep the line open in case there are further accidents.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"I'm currently on the sofa with an ice pack on it. Its going to be a long day I think!"

Does this mean you'll be doubtful for the England game on Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I decided to wear some really nice shoes today after some crappy news to cheer myself up! It worked until I fell over, split the knee of my work trousers open and split my knee open. That was all good until I realised that my ankle really really hurts. I've got ice on it and it may be swelling a touch!

I am NOT going to hospital! "
ooh ouch. Yes raise your leg and maybe ibuprofen if other doesn't touch it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I decided to wear some really nice shoes today after some crappy news to cheer myself up! It worked until I fell over, split the knee of my work trousers open and split my knee open. That was all good until I realised that my ankle really really hurts. I've got ice on it and it may be swelling a touch!

I am NOT going to hospital! ooh ouch. Yes raise your leg and maybe ibuprofen if other doesn't touch it"

Because I'm a pain in the arse I'm already on NSAIDs and they are quite limited in the pain relief they can offer me. So I'm going for a stuff upper lip and what I'm already on! It bleeding hurts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come and join me with my bad back...I can't move going to have a hot bath in a bit..

Oh Cheeky - big hugs - I'm going to try a hot bath in a bit

I don't trust the pair of you getting into the same bath or getting into your baths alone. It's a dilemma. I think you need to call someone before you get in the bath and keep the line open in case there are further accidents.

"

My lovely neighbour is helping by walking Blake and grabbing me shopping. But I think asking her to help bath me may be a bit too much!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come and join me with my bad back...I can't move going to have a hot bath in a bit..

Oh Cheeky - big hugs - I'm going to try a hot bath in a bit

I don't trust the pair of you getting into the same bath or getting into your baths alone. It's a dilemma. I think you need to call someone before you get in the bath and keep the line open in case there are further accidents.

My lovely neighbour is helping by walking Blake and grabbing me shopping. But I think asking her to help bath me may be a bit too much! "

Give her the key and get her to check you haven't slipped and hit your noddle in the bath.

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over a year ago


"So I decided to wear some really nice shoes today after some crappy news to cheer myself up! It worked until I fell over, split the knee of my work trousers open and split my knee open. That was all good until I realised that my ankle really really hurts. I've got ice on it and it may be swelling a touch!

i had a bad fall 2 xmass ago and hobbled round for 2 days, thinking id only sprained it

a nurse friend insisted i go to hospital

which i did and told i had broken my leg!!! out of action for 8 weeks, still not right now

I am NOT going to hospital! "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

if you had done it next month id have come and helped you since ile be up annoying my mate

ring ur local red cross and see if they have any crutches you could borrow

failing that any fireman around to put you over there shoulders and carry you

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over a year ago


"Come and join me with my bad back...I can't move going to have a hot bath in a bit..

Oh Cheeky - big hugs - I'm going to try a hot bath in a bit

I don't trust the pair of you getting into the same bath or getting into your baths alone. It's a dilemma. I think you need to call someone before you get in the bath and keep the line open in case there are further accidents.

My lovely neighbour is helping by walking Blake and grabbing me shopping. But I think asking her to help bath me may be a bit too much!

Give her the key and get her to check you haven't slipped and hit your noddle in the bath.

"

Haha - she's got a key anyway! I think I'll be ok in the bath though! Going to watch Les Mis first though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen your post rubes.

Big ouchie kisses better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am a gorp. A first class gorp. My new bed arrived and I decided that I was up for dismantling my old bed and building my new bed. Clearly this wasn't a good idea with a decked in ankle!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am a gorp. A first class gorp. My new bed arrived and I decided that I was up for dismantling my old bed and building my new bed. Clearly this wasn't a good idea with a decked in ankle!"

You are determined to put yourself in hospital.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am about to have a bath I waited for Rodger to come home

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am about to have a bath I waited for Rodger to come home "

You did the sensible thing.

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over a year ago


"I am about to have a bath I waited for Rodger to come home "

Don't slip!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I got a feeling I am going to be stuck

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