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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To horrifically and horridly KILL my neighbours.

F....ing bedlam since 7.30 am

No one would blame me, not if you knew them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To horrifically and horridly KILL my neighbours.

F....ing bedlam since 7.30 am

No one would blame me, not if you knew them "

Boil up a few more sprouts for lunch....

Any luck youll have the whole street silent before Songs of Praise...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To horrifically and horridly KILL my neighbours.

F....ing bedlam since 7.30 am

No one would blame me, not if you knew them

Boil up a few more sprouts for lunch....

Any luck youll have the whole street silent before Songs of Praise... "

Whole bag of sprouts and points arse in their direction......

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

we used to have neighbours like that, children outside screaming and I mean high pitched proper screaming at 6:30 am on a Sunday, mum and dad up and d*unk still at 4:30 am, dog poo thrown on our lawn, cooking fat thrown at our wall, cars damaged, fences kicked in...I could go on.

They moved out about 4 weeks ago and the street has been a much better place, we just feel sorry for the people they've moved next to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im applying for a suite at the local convent .......

After the urge has passed obviously

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Eastbourne conjurs up other images ......

It is silent here. It is most of the time.

I see nothing but green trees speckled with white blossom and hear nothing but the whirrrrrr of my computer.

Tomorrow I will hear cars as people leave for work.

it's utter bliss ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Im applying for a suite at the local convent .......

After the urge has passed obviously "

Don't be stupid Peaches those nuns get you up at half four for stuff like Vespers.

That's half four in the morning and Vespers isn't a new biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in flats ground floor , neighbours with very young children the most we get is " get to bed " from the mum.

But very lucky as over here the German law dictates that Sunday's are quite day's that means no noise, ie, party's , cutting your law , maintenance noise like diy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Vespers is evening !

I meant Matins.... and NO ...that's not drinkypoos with a slice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm nuns now theres a thought

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Eastbourne conjurs up other images ......

"

Lol!

It's probably a little more like your image now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im applying for a suite at the local convent .......

After the urge has passed obviously

Don't be stupid Peaches those nuns get you up at half four for stuff like Vespers.

That's half four in the morning and Vespers isn't a new biscuit. "

They say i look virtuous and good and vespers.....pahhhh after the crap from this lot, that would be a walk in the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my neighbours brought their darling little cherub a karaoke machine last week and she has sung her little out if tune heart out on it every day since, I'm glad she is enjoying singing but it raises two questions, do they have to have it on so loud that you can hear it two streets away ?

And how funny are the parents going to look eating corn on the cob with no FUCKING TEETH lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To horrifically and horridly KILL my neighbours.

F....ing bedlam since 7.30 am

No one would blame me, not if you knew them "

come and live with me i live in a nice sleepy road no noise at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im applying for a suite at the local convent .......

After the urge has passed obviously

Don't be stupid Peaches those nuns get you up at half four for stuff like Vespers.

That's half four in the morning and Vespers isn't a new biscuit. "

Or a cool little scooter that you drive through small italian towns in the glorious sunshine lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Im applying for a suite at the local convent .......

After the urge has passed obviously

Don't be stupid Peaches those nuns get you up at half four for stuff like Vespers.

That's half four in the morning and Vespers isn't a new biscuit.

Or a cool little scooter that you drive through small italian towns in the glorious sunshine lol"

No That's a Vespa Vespa means wasp. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im applying for a suite at the local convent .......

After the urge has passed obviously

Don't be stupid Peaches those nuns get you up at half four for stuff like Vespers.

That's half four in the morning and Vespers isn't a new biscuit.

Or a cool little scooter that you drive through small italian towns in the glorious sunshine lol

No That's a Vespa Vespa means wasp. I think "

Correct as ever Nonna...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im applying for a suite at the local convent .......

After the urge has passed obviously

Don't be stupid Peaches those nuns get you up at half four for stuff like Vespers.

That's half four in the morning and Vespers isn't a new biscuit.

Or a cool little scooter that you drive through small italian towns in the glorious sunshine lol

No That's a Vespa Vespa means wasp. I think "

Was kinda joking a little bit...

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

Mine got a dosser son almost 40yrs old never moved out drinks and drugs likes to damage my car and hurl abuse and when you see him sober can't look at me!!!

Would like to kick his head in but just not worth the effort or the hassle.

He is a sad wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These bastards aint shut up since early this morning and im getting very very angry , i can see me shoving my crutch up there arses yet

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

X Factor is on soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"X Factor is on soon "

sob

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"X Factor is on soon

sob "

that was supposed to be on the tv out the window thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"X Factor is on soon

sob

that was supposed to be on the tv out the window thread"

Check ya meds...!!?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"These bastards aint shut up since early this morning and im getting very very angry , i can see me shoving my crutch up there arses yet "

Hehe just read the last line of the second paragraph on your profile

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Make a diary of times and dates and then get in touch with the council. I believe they can issue something called a noise abatement order.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"But very lucky as over here the German law dictates that Sunday's are quite day's that means no noise, ie, party's , cutting your law , maintenance noise like diy.

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That's a great idea. I wonder how the Bundesliga matches get around it though.

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