FabSwingers.com forum: Morning sex anyone?

By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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Have a great Sunday everyone......

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'

She explained, 'the egg timer's broken'

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

perfect giggle after a long night shift!!

oh an good morning beautiful xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bambi, I thought you were offering a delivery service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a great Sunday everyone......

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'

She explained, 'the egg timer's broken'

Hahahahahaha ya nutter lol

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Have a great Sunday everyone......

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'

She explained, 'the egg timer's broken'

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

Hilarious !!!

I am totally rubbish at remembering jokes ... apart from this one ...

What do you call a man with an opinion ???

Wrong !!!

Unless it's one of my glowing verifications of course I guess !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I prefer scrambled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic joke on a perfect Sunday morning thanks for that, didn't think the morning could get any better but it just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a great Sunday everyone......

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; tight there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'thanks' and returned to the stove, her T shirt still round her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'what was that all about?'

She explained, 'the egg timer's broken'

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By *ungle-FeverCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Bristol/Gloucester

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever the perfect host, as he laid her down upon the bed he whispered ' in the morning how would you like your eggs? '

Turning to face him with a

expression on her face, she replied :-

'unfertilized'

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

That's started a Sunday with a smile thanks Bambi

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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perfect giggle after a long night shift!!

oh an good morning beautiful xx"

Bonjour my lovely

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bambi, I thought you were offering a delivery service.

Madame Lickety...this little froggydisneyfawn always delivers

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"But I prefer scrambled eggs

Is it only your eggs you prefer scrambled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I prefer scrambled eggs

Is it only your eggs you prefer scrambled?

What's for lunch ?

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"But I prefer scrambled eggs

Is it only your eggs you prefer scrambled?

What's for lunch ?

Venison with all the trimmings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooh i love venison. But i love my chicken more...

...and who uses an egg timer??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooh i love venison. But i love my chicken more...

...and who uses an egg timer??

I love haunch of venison, but I am partial to a plump breast too

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"ooooh i love venison. But i love my chicken more...

...and who uses an egg timer??

I love haunch of venison, but I am partial to a plump breast too

...Add a few pineapple chunks and you'll have a feast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm off to find a few egg timers to break

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ever the perfect host, as he laid her down upon the bed he whispered ' in the morning how would you like your eggs? '

Turning to face him with a

expression on her face, she replied :-

'unfertilized'"

Now who's the nutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Bambi!

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By *omeonotperfectbutitryMan
over a year ago

Slough

Oi Bambi!

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agreed good sunday morning x

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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Oi Bambi!

Yes my love? What can I do for you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke just offered me 8 legs of venison for 20 pound .. Is that 2 dear .. Lol deer . Get it

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A bloke just offered me 8 legs of venison for 20 pound .. Is that 2 dear .. Lol deer . Get it

Hahaha!! A doe, a deer, a female deer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Bambi!

Yes my love? What can I do for you??

You said on another thread that you hate when guys send you that as a mail. I was being cheeky, sorry.

I shall take it as a compliment that you replied though. Mwah! xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooo loving this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing like morning sex

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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Oi Bambi!

Yes my love? What can I do for you??

You said on another thread that you hate when guys send you that as a mail. I was being cheeky, sorry.

I shall take it as a compliment that you replied though. Mwah! xxxxxx

Haha!! Its 'Oi French' my lovely....xxx

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oooooooo loving this thread

Giz uz a joke Minxie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd, missed you crazies whilst at the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooooo loving this thread

Giz uz a joke Minxie

I can't think of anything funny ......... am all mellowed out !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gawd, missed you crazies whilst at the gym

Hello u

and less of the crazy please ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gawd, missed you crazies whilst at the gym

Hello u

and less of the crazy please ........

Ok,oK, delightfully different

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Gawd, missed you crazies whilst at the gym

Hello u

and less of the crazy please ........

Ok,oK, delightfully different

I'm bonkers me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gawd, missed you crazies whilst at the gym

Hello u

and less of the crazy please ........

Ok,oK, delightfully different

I'm bonkers me

Owww Dizzee rascal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being delightfully different lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like being delightfully different lol

Your different but not sure about the delightful part

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I like being delightfully different lol

Your different but not sure about the delightful part

Oi you 'Smokin'....no dissin' the Minx!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like being delightfully different lol

Your different but not sure about the delightful part

Oi you 'Smokin'....no dissin' the Minx!!

I don't diss bambi

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By *renchbambi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I like being delightfully different lol

Your different but not sure about the delightful part

Oi you 'Smokin'....no dissin' the Minx!!

I don't diss bambi

Oooops Typo...I meant Dancing on the pole

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