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By *hocksandmissus OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

whats the strangest open line you have had to a message we had one not so long back asking if they could brush my hair xxxxx

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

We just get fancy a Fuck

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By *hocksandmissus OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

ooooooo just hate those ones and get loads of them

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do you want to come and watch a football match with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i buy ur dirty boxers

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

can I bring a female to yours and you can watch...

yeah of course you can, I will rustle up a small finger buffet for afters for you both....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once ask for my old clothes and underwear

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"whats the strangest open line you have had to a message we had one not so long back asking if they could brush my hair xxxxx"

One of mine had the words fuck and wife in it. No question mark.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

My recent one was about caning and spanking a guy. I was WTF? Where on my profile does it even imply I'm into that? lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"can I bring a female to yours and you can watch...

yeah of course you can, I will rustle up a small finger buffet for afters for you both....

"

Lol, do you include cocktail sausages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once offered to pay to watch me defecate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once offered to pay to watch me defecate..."

Initially I misread that as decaffeinate !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime someone sends me a message which refers to me in some kind of female terms strikes me as rather odd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anytime someone sends me a message which refers to me in some kind of female terms strikes me as rather odd... "

Oh chuckles that'll b because they have yet to realize that a gal like you is just a down ho everyday kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anytime someone sends me a message which refers to me in some kind of female terms strikes me as rather odd...

Oh chuckles that'll b because they have yet to realize that a gal like you is just a down ho everyday kinda guy "

Amen to that Edna.....

It's getting to the point when a bloke can't put a frock on without people thinking he's some kind of gender-bender...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you've flattened some grass over the years, aye love?"

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By *ungle-FeverCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Bristol/Gloucester

"Can you fist me?" -from a single male

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Someone once ask for my old clothes and underwear "

Was it a charity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Can you fist me?" -from a single male"

Did they mean up the ass or in the face??

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