FabSwingers.com forum: Shall I Compare Thee...?

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This week I have been described as a boutique hotel room and a children's toy.

What comparisons/descriptions have been made of you?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

often to the act of bringing your own hand along the shaft of your penis till it erupts semen....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I mostly get twat but im sure they don't really mean it...do they

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"often to the act of bringing your own hand along the shaft of your penis till it erupts semen....

Oil driller?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I mostly get twat but im sure they don't really mean it...do they

No, of course not.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I mostly get twat but im sure they don't really mean it...do they

No, of course not."

some how I don't feel very ashurd

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

As lithe as a panther

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I have been likened to Odysseus a few times. I do know one of those wasn't a compliment however. I still took it a such.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As lithe as a panther

The Pink one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A work colleague once described me as a “Diamond”, to which I replied “how kind” ….. to which he then replied “shame it’s wedged up a goats arse”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexual ferrari .....not sure its in anyway right but made me laugh

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A work colleague once described me as a “Diamond”, to which I replied “how kind” ….. to which he then replied “shame it’s wedged up a goats arse”

That would make for an interesting goat curry.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A sexual ferrari .....not sure its in anyway right but made me laugh "

Sporty, did you have your top down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexual ferrari .....not sure its in anyway right but made me laugh

Sporty, did you have your top down?"

Lmao yes I did .

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My workplace has lots of acronyms...yesterday (my last day in the old job) one of my colleagues was looking up some Learining From Experience regarding different events when I heard him ask another colleague "What's the MAD scrubber event that happened in 2004?"...she said "I think it was one of Caz's parties"...

I'm happy to be remembered so fondly by my workmates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I've been compared to quite a list of not very nice things.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My workplace has lots of acronyms...yesterday (my last day in the old job) one of my colleagues was looking up some Learining From Experience regarding different events when I heard him ask another colleague "What's the MAD scrubber event that happened in 2004?"...she said "I think it was one of Caz's parties"...

MAD scrubber events sound just about right.

I'm happy to be remembered so fondly by my workmates

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This week I've been compared to quite a list of not very nice things."

Get your fire out again.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I've never been compared to anything!

is it bad?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never been compared to anything!

is it bad? "

I think I've seen some comparisons on threads.

The comparison to a child's toy was not entirely flattering or ego stroking.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I've never been compared to anything!

is it bad?

I think I've seen some comparisons on threads.

The comparison to a child's toy was not entirely flattering or ego stroking.

You have a better memory than me dear lady

I agree with you, it is distasteful and disrespectful!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never been compared to anything!

is it bad?

I think I've seen some comparisons on threads.

The comparison to a child's toy was not entirely flattering or ego stroking.

You have a better memory than me dear lady

I agree with you, it is distasteful and disrespectful!!

It was funny though.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have been likened to Odysseus a few times. I do know one of those wasn't a compliment however. I still took it a such."

Does it take you a long time to get home then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once described me as a dyson

Not flattering at all - I know what they meant but all the same

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been likened to Odysseus a few times. I do know one of those wasn't a compliment however. I still took it a such.

Does it take you a long time to get home then?"

I thought he was saying he's epic.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Someone once described me as a dyson

Not flattering at all - I know what they meant but all the same

You're bagless and really hard to clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been told by several people this week I look like Amy Lee (evanescence) Personally I don't see it myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once descibed as a bad joke teller...anyway There was an Englishman, Scotsman and an Irish man.....

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I have been likened to Odysseus a few times. I do know one of those wasn't a compliment however. I still took it a such.

Does it take you a long time to get home then?

I thought he was saying he's epic.

Hahaha. It was usually in reference to being crafty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing comes to mind. Says it all really

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

An old school friend recently added me on facebook and commented she thought I looked like Ryan Reynolds. I'll take that!

Better than "a lanky streak of scotch piss", which I've also been compared to (in jest - at least, I hope).

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"An old school friend recently added me on facebook and commented she thought I looked like Ryan Reynolds. I'll take that!

Better than "a lanky streak of scotch piss", which I've also been compared to (in jest - at least, I hope)."

Can scotch piss be lanky? I have no idea who Ryan Reynolds is, I'm more Burt Reynolds with my age.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nothing comes to mind. Says it all really"

What? That you haven't met imaginative people yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once described me as a dyson

Not flattering at all - I know what they meant but all the same

You're bagless and really hard to clean?

My filters get clogged up quickly

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can scotch piss be lanky? I have no idea who Ryan Reynolds is, I'm more Burt Reynolds with my age.

Only when streaked lankily.

Definitely not Burt, I haven't anywhere near enough chest hair.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

They call me ............... .Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing comes to mind. Says it all really

What? That you haven't met imaginative people yet?"
No, just no-one compared me to anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been compared to an Afghan hound and to be fair there is a great likeness

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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I remember now....Ruby Wax !! That's who I was compared to haha xx not unhappy with that

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"An old school friend recently added me on facebook and commented she thought I looked like Ryan Reynolds. I'll take that!

Better than "a lanky streak of scotch piss", which I've also been compared to (in jest - at least, I hope)."

He is extremely handsome...lucky you!

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